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Dancer #3 195.44.148.41 writes: The scene: Dancer is out on patrol with spiffy Dancer: So it is customary for new superheroes to go around with experienced ones to learn crimefighting? spiffy: Sure, that’s it. I thought I’d show you what to do, and stuff. It’s nothing to do with you being a hot babe and me being desperate to get near a woman or anything like that. Dancer: And all crimefighters go off for a Chinese meal and a movie afterwards? spiffy: Sure. Trust me. It’s in the handbook. Batman and Robin do it all the time. Dancer: Well OK… (Suddenly there is the sound of screaming from a nearby pet store) Dancer: Pets in trouble! Let’s go! spiffy: Erm, do we have to, only I booked our reservations for eight? Dancer? Dancer, wait for me! Dancer (at door of pet shop): Oh no! I’m not going to fight such a sick character as something created by Kirk Boxleitner. Sick character created by Kirk Boxleitner: Rape Ape! Rape Ape! spiffy: Urk! What is he doing to those puppies? We’ve got to stop him. Dancer, concentrating and using her probability powers: Don’t worry. Help is on its way! (suddenly the wall smashes down and Rape Ape is confronted by his nemeses) Rape Ape: Rape Ape! Aw no! Not you! Anyone but you! Quoth, the Shaper’s raven: Who else did you expect, foul ape, except… the Society of Super-Pets! Hounddog: Woof! Lisa’s Cat: Meow! Yo’s bunny: Squeak! Xander’s stone hamster: ……… Nevermore: Get him, Society! (the battle commences) Woof! Meow! Squeak! Rape Ape! Etc. spiffy: Ha ha! That is really funny! Wait… I’m being dragged into the battle by my fern! What’s going on? Quoth: Ha! The aphids infesting your leaves wish to join the Society of Super-Pets and have hijacked your fern, human! spiffy: Noooo! I don’t want to fight Rape Ape! Back! Back! Rape Ape: Rape Ape! Rape Ape! (spiffy’s fern hurls Rape Ape into orbit just in time) Quoth: Well, another successful case for the Society of Super Pets. Hounddog: Woof! Lisa’s cat: Meow! Yo’s bunny: Squeak! Xander’s hamster: ……… Dancer: I think I’ve learned enough about superheroing for one night, spiffy. I’m going home now. spiffy: Noooooo! Come back! It’s only a small tear in my trousers!!!!! Dancer |
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Dancer #3 (Dancer) (08-Apr-2000 06:34:28) |
Nice tale, Dancer! Thy words maketh me ponder if mine Snow-wolf, Djevil, art safe at mine home in Ausgard....hope Oldman hast remembered to feedeth him. (n/t) (Donar, also wishes to point out that he had Djevil about three centuries before the Ghost Who Walks had his wolf.) (08-Apr-2000 07:28:00)
Looks like spiffy has a hygiene problem.....But nothing a quick trip to the Garden Centre won't cure. (n/t) ( ManMan ) (08-Apr-2000 08:20:49)
Rape Ape am gratified that Dancer are smart enough to be putting Rape Ape into continuity, unlike dumbass Hooded Hood. Now, Rape Ape can be hired by TV station to do ultra-conservative talk show, just like Rape Ape's idol, Rush Limbaugh!Rape Ape's first episode am going to be on why weak and helpless females should tend nest and care for young, while strong and intelligent males am going out hunting and gathering. GRAAAAAHHH!!! (n/t) (CSFB! reminds you that the only thing WORSE than an 800 lb. rapist ape is one that learned everything it knows from Rush and Pat Buchanan. ;)) (08-Apr-2000 09:31:11)
As a rule, "trousers" is a much cooler and more hilarious word than "pants". Oh, and good story. :o) (n/t) (Goldeneyed) (08-Apr-2000 10:05:40)
I'm my own pet. Geez, that sounded bad... (n/t) (Finny) (08-Apr-2000 12:54:01)
It coulda been worse... you could of said that you petted it every night before bed as well. (n/t) (Exile, adding yet another sick and twisted comment) (10-Apr-2000 12:25:19)
Cool. (n/t) (Nats) (08-Apr-2000 15:13:09)
Meh, that's as close to a date as spiffy has gotten so far. Score! (n/t) (spiffy) (08-Apr-2000 15:37:48)
Not necessarily...during our last tag team, I created that girl Aurora that was nuts for spiffy (n/t) (Hat, figures the concept was so impossible that the character never caught on :)) (08-Apr-2000 16:16:49)
Not so! She got an apperance in me and Cheryl's tag team, and she gets a whole arc in spiffy dedicated just to her! (n/t) (spiffy) (08-Apr-2000 16:30:14)
Society of Super Pets, eh? Cool! (n/t) (Hat) (08-Apr-2000 16:15:47)
You've got Harry's dialogue down to a tee! (n/t) (Xander congratulating Dancer on the way she handles his hamster!) (09-Apr-2000 10:16:21)