Now this one needs a little bit of explanation. Over on the Parodyverse board, contributor CrazySugarFreakBoy was running a long story in which all the various Parodyverse characters crossed over into the DC comics universe to meet their counterparts, and he asked for people to write their bits of the crossover. Here’s what happened to Dancer:

The scene: Supergirl is in Leesburg, being tormented by her ex-boyfriend arch-enemy Buzz as usual.

Dancer, appearing out of dimensional thingie that Kirk Boxleitner will explain: Hey, baddie! [kicks Buzz in the nuts and throws him out of a window] That is the only way to deal with an annoying ex-lover, Supergirl. Believe me!

Supergirl: I can not believe you did that. He’s, like, my incredibly manipulative major villain.

Dancer: All the more reason to throw him out of the window, surely? I’m hoping to get an arch-villain myself someday, and I already have a window picked out.

Supergirl: * sigh * I wish I could do stuff like that, but being an Earth-angel and all it means I have to be almost as nice as my Cousin of Steel.

Dancer: Well, being the herald of Galactivac, the Living Death that Sucks, I don’t have any problem. By the way, I’m Dancer. Nice to meet you.

Supergirl: Hi. Shouldn’t we be having a misunderstanding leading to a gratuitous eight page fight scene right now? I mean, most of the guy superheroes do it.

Dancer: They also pee standing up, and I’m not trying that either.

Supergirl, worried about the proprieties of hero team-ups in an established comics universe: Then we should compare rogues galleries. I’ve got Buzz, of course, and Chemo, and Satan Girl, and Gorilla Grodd…

Dancer: I met Rape Ape once, but I set some animals on him. Why don’t we just get some ice-cream and visit Ma and Pa Kent? After all, I don’t get to visit alternate universes very often. Space Ghost and Zemo haven’t put me in a single one of their stories yet.

Supergirl: OK. I’m not due to meet anyone else claiming to be God for about another three hours yet.

Dancer: Great [*blushes and asks question she has secretly always wanted to ask the Maid of Steel*] Um, do you still ride Comet the Super-Horse?