Posted by ag reposts..or I should say posts, sence there's new stuff within, a little Who's Who for DB to understand who our mystery villain is..as well as for Ian to refer his excellant Who's Who towards sence this is the most resent version... on April 23, 2001 at 20:20:43:
AG’s Scorecard (updated)
heroes and villains
HEROES
AMAZING GUY: Scott Brunsen (formally Tom Irving). He gained multiple powers during the Reality War. Then fought Dark Thugos and was killed. He was resurrected by the Omnisoul and “trimmed down” to just energy manipulation powers (i.e. he can create energy constructs, communicate through vast distances, fly at super sonic speeds, take a reading of his environment and open wormholes through space). He became the Protector of the Universe. This is the order of his missions:
1) Narrator’s Reality War, starting his hero career in the mist of a Crisis.
2) Hooded Hood’s mission to stop Thugos, sacrificing for the Parodyverse.
3) Recreated and getting beat up by Thugos’ men, becomes Protector of the Universe under Eggo. At this same time Trickshot, on his first outing as a member of the team and the Lair Legion fought Mental Midget and his New League of Regulars.
4) The battle at the VillageEnd restaurant against Dr. Strange-Toilet.
5) The liberation of the planet Beatit, Captain Marbles home world, from Virus. Obtains the Quantum Bands
6) Stopping Thugos during the Hooded Hood’s attempted destruction of reality.
7) The search for the missing Littlesmallville, a reunion with Janeen, guess staring JackRabbit and Dark Knight.
8) The battle against Brainattack to save the planet Maxell, featuring Victory. Looses the Quantum Bands, regains energy manipulation powers.
9) The Hero Hunter Saga, chasing and fighting the Hero Hunter along with tons of guest stars across the DC and Marvel universes, as well as a few other universes with Hatman and CSFB! Ends with entire Lair Legion.
10) Battle against Thugos, getting sent with Janeen into a hostile dimension. Rescued by Omnisoul.
11) Starts new life with Janeen and alien hero Wilblk, in pocket universe until the time needed. Spends ten years (pocket universe time) there.
12) Comes back two months later, memories restored, along with Janeen and four kids, to the Parodyverse. Wilblk remains there.
13) Forms the JBH (Justa Bunch of Heroes). Members include Amazing Guy, Multiple Woman (Janeen), Swift (formally Speedstreak), Goldfish, Pigionman1, and Kid Produce. Along with Victory they stop a small scout ship housing an invading army.
14) The JBH get involved in the Thugos War. Goldfish leaves and is replaced by Jackie Rabbit. The team, along with Victory, Chameleon Dragon, and the Manga Shaggoth, take on and defeat DeathWorld; Thugos’ orbiting planet sized world killer. They fight Onslaughter as well as Thugos and get Thugos to destroy his own DeathWorld.
15) The JBH take on the invading armies of Thugos, along with assorted heroes from Earth. She-Captor “collects” Amazing Guy, MultipleWoman, their four kids, Swift, Pigionman1, Pigionman2, PhantomGhostGirl, Jackie Rabbit, and Kid Produce. The Omnisoul, was also “collected” along with the being known as the Lurker. These fourteen were put in stasis. They are living false lives or experiencing past glories in their dreams, waiting the time when they will awake and free themselves.
16) Along with various heroes from other alternate worlds, the JBH and crew escape. Four heroes from other worlds sacrifice themselves to stop She-Captor. Janeen looses her powers.
17) He and the JBH join in on Trickshot’s bowling night for some RNR. PhantomGhostGirl, Little Guy Plantgirl, and Trickshot join the JBH.
18) He and Janeen meet Macy, and Janeen becomes MacyMom, the Moocow Mama. They go on a mission for Eggo in the past.
19) Trickshot becomes temporary leader of the JBH. Rescue Pigionman1 and Pigiongirl. Fight Kuu Kuu Ka Chuu.
20) AG and MacyMom return. Pigeonwoman joins the JBH.
Note: Something strange is occurring with AG. He’s starting to get memories that shouldn’t be there and he has been seen “switching” with the multi-powered Tom Irving version of himself. It’s starting to appear like Scott never was Tom. How this could be is yet to be revealed.
MACYMOM, THE MOOCOW MAMA: Janeen Lemmer (formerly Janeen Davis). Amazing Guy’s girlfriend, she has bumped into a few Parodyverse heroes. He best friend is the time lost hero, PhantomGhostGirl. This hero rooms with Janeen in the upper West Side of Parodopolis. Janeen just discovered that she has the power to split into multiple copies of herself. She was taken into the pocket universe with AG and does not remember her life in the Parodyverse. She and Scott (Amazing Guy) were married and had four children while there. They were in the pocket universe for ten years pocket time, a couple of months Parodyverse time. She then returned and adopted the super hero name of Multiple Woman and joined the fight against injustice. She became a founding member of AG’s “JBH.” Her powers mysteriously faded during the She-Captor incident but was then recruited to become the next in a long line of Lactose Defenders as MacyMom. She can generate any kind of milk product from her fingers, even through her gloves. She can also manipulate any dairy products.
AMAZING BUNCH: Laura, Katie, Sara, and David Brunsen. These four kids were born in the pocket universe to Scott and Janeen Brunsen (Amazing Guy and Multiple Woman). Like their parents, all four have the potential for powers. Three have recently developed special abilities of some sort. Laura (Amazing Girl, age 8) has developed the ability to create a 3D, solid, life-like, flying, energy horse. It is colored with all the colors of the rainbow. Whether she can create other animals remains to be seen. She can also talk to any real animal with some sort of link. Katie (Toy Lass, age 6) can create any person, fictional or real. These are living, full size action figures. They do her will immanently and then disappear. She can only create one “living toy” at a time and it then disappears. They are silent and do not contain intelligence of their own. Sara (Little Owie, age 4) can disrupt the molecules in any non-organic matter, effectively causing it to fall apart. David (Stupendous Lad, age 2) has yet to develop any powers and has yet to act as a member of the team. All four children were captured by a cosmic being after their parents were like wise “collected”. The being only bothered to place them in an energy sphere, not aware of their powers. They of course escaped and have returned to the Parodyverse for many more adventures.
Side note: Laura Brunsen is destined as an adult to create the Yo’s Daycare and Child Hospital along with Yo.
TRICKSHOT: Carl Bastion AKA Tricky, Emerald Archer, “hey butt head!”
On two worlds, two men existed. They were the same man with different paths. One was born in an alternate Parodyverse some realities away, while the other was born in the prime Parodyverse. Events traveled along their natural course. His father missing and his mother dead, he was raised in the carnival, using his natural skill of the bow and arrow to entertain others until he was led into crime by a spy for Baron Zemo. The beautiful super-spy Natilina Rominova became his love, then his wife. This is where events changed. His love betrayed him to Zemo whom killed Carl instantly in the prime Parodyverse. In the other universe, she refused to betray her love so Zemo killed her instead. After a time of grief, Trickshot joined the original League of Regulars. He became a fast friend with the team and always quick to let others feel welcome. His quick temper and annoying personality sometimes got in the way, but he did his best. Things were going great except when he left for a short time because of his feud with the Dark Knight. He moved out to the California City of Los Angels and operated out there. During the Narrator’s Reality War, he briefly wound up in the normal Parodyverse fighting along a Lair Legion that didn’t recognize him.
When reality returned to normal, he found that the League of Regulars that he had come to know and love, including his younger brother, SwordsSam, were all killed by the Narrator. The Hooded Hood took him and put him in a reality where Trickshot was in charge of a rebellion against Dark Thugos, tyrant of the Sol Empire. He served as a foil to the dark lord until Amazing Guy and ManMan came to help him. With Thugos angry and very powerful, Tricky switched places with Amazing Guy and returned to the prime Parodyverse while AG stayed behind and defeated Thugos. Trickshot then became a member of the Lair Legion. His knowledge of the other universe is of great help to Fin Fang Foom as a means to spot out would be villains. His brash attitude and boisterous humor makes him an annoyance, but they continue to put up with him. He has found the Natilina of the prime Parodyverse and hopes to develop a relationship with her. He is currently temporarily leading the JBH.
Skills: Trickshot has an arsenal of trick arrows and is the best in archery through out the world, (so far).
A variety of arrows are at his disposal: Blast arrow, Electric, Buzz saw, Bola, Energy-variable-seeking arrow (put it in contact with any form of energy, it'll seek it out, and any other arrowhead can be attached),
Sonic/"Screamer", Flare (can be set to other spectrums, including red and black light), Smoke (DK-designed compound of magnesium/dense particles, which are hard to disperse), Vibration arrow (pumped-up sonic arrow, sound acts as a physical force rather than intangible), Taser (has EMP properties), Emery dust (texture-altering substance, fills in cracks and prevents flexibility), Disruptor (sends out amalgam cybernetic signals, throws off control systems of much tech), Knockout gas (another DK-designed compound, combination muscle relaxant and nerve sedative), Tear gas (update: cayenne pepper), Tracer (combination of electronic bug/marking ultraviolet powder/scent tag), Ball-tipped (molecularly dense tip, hits very hard, blunt force), Acid (DK-designed, can release on impact or special lock release on arrowhead), Boomerang (another variable one--any other arrowhead can be added to it), Net/Taser-net, Cord arrow/Taser-cord arrow (boomerang feature, arrow can wrap cord around someone/something many times over), Tar, Gummy Bear, Chocolate, Instant Freeze, Tickle, Lock Up, Power Dampener, Boxing Glove, Drill and Puke. NTU-150 has been “tweaking” Tricky’s arsenal, so anything could happen.
JACKRABBIT: Jack Roberts, newspaper reporter. A long time hero of the Parodyverse, Jack and his sister gained their Rabbit powers from a radioactive lab rabbit accident. Jack has teamed up with several heroes and is always ready for more team ups, but he does prefer to act solo. At first he wore a blue bunny suit and carried a Carrot-Juice Gun, then his powers manifested further and he started to grow fur and resemble a human-rabbit. During an adventure with Amazing Guy he returned to normal. He was recently hurt but has healed, his sister however thinks he died. Just before his last battle, Jack saw his sister, Jackie, dressed as a super hero. He didn’t get a chance to ask her why. While fighting the Suicide Blonde, Jack was turned into a statue. Trickshot, along with Nats and Little Guy, brought the Jack statue to Sersi, whom returned Jack to normal. Today he continues to right wrongs in Parodopolis while also planning to discover what has happened to his missing sister. Both siblings have a feeble, senile aunt named Maybenot and are somehow connected to the forties hero WildHare. Jack has the proportionate strength, speed, agility, eyesight, reflexes, hearing, other heightened senses, desire for vegetables, and big feet of a rabbit. Ability to rattle villain’s concentration with his snappy banter. Armed with Carrot Gun that fire at various carrot juice settings, including “Extra Thick and Crunchy”.
JACKIE RABBIT: Jackie Roberts, student. She has never wanted to be a hero. Ignoring her powers all these years; the time has finally come for her to step up to the plate. She mistakenly thinks her brother Jack, is dead. So she has donned a pink variation of her brother’s suit and fights crime. How she will react to her brother still being alive, and therefore no reason for her to still fight crime, remains to be seen. She joined the JBH, as it’s first recruit during the Thugos War. She serves along with the team, making new friends in the super hero community. Both siblings have a feeble, senile aunt named Maybenot and are somehow connected to the forties hero WildHare. Jackie has the proportionate strength, speed, agility, eyesight, reflexes, hearing, other heightened senses, desire for vegetables, and big feet of a rabbit. She’s pretty shy but has made friends with Yo.
SWIFT: Jonny Swiftman, formally Speedstreak, this hero was a young, exuberant optimistic speedster who on his first day as a hero was mesmerized by the Mental Midget. He accesses the Speedfarce. Speedstreak joined a group of heroes to fight the Lair Legion. Afterwards he and the hero known as Plantgirl tried to join up but they turned him down. He was repeatedly turned down by the Abandoned Legion and when he approached the New Battlers they let her in on a temp basis but didn’t want him. He then helped Trickshot and Jack Rabbit stop the ancient villain, Kuu Kuu Ka Chuu. Speedstreak was exiled to some other place where he remained for twenty years. All we know is that it was an inhospitable wasteland and that Hawk girl, Hawkeye, Emerald Flame (Johnny Storm), Flash (Wally West), the Scarlet Witch and the Juggernaught, all from two different worlds, were trapped there as well. Also, there were other interdimentional outcasts trapped there for life, among these are Timberwoof-Woof and one of Fashion Triad’s selves, now older and married. Jonny also met, fell in love with, and married a girl there. During unforeseen circumstances she died. He has grown a grudge against Trickshot, JackRabbit, Frogman, and Pigionman1 for not trusting him, which led to the events that trapped him there. The events that occurred there have yet to be revealed. He has returned to the Parodyverse and then fled on his own to sort out his life. Soon he was “borrowed” by the future hero Visionary5 to help in the improving of time travel in that era. As a favor to the Lurker, the experienced time traveler, Justin Tyme, brought Swift back to the present. The Lurker convinced the reluctant Swift to join the JBH. He has started to continue his friendship with the teenage heroine, Plantgirl, whom he’s not sure how he feels about.
KID PRODUCE: Jasper Stevens, a sixteen year old produce clerk whom is the best at what he does, stock and care for vegetables and fruit. The Lurker gave him a magical apron that transports fruit and vegetable weapons from a large storage room in the Lurker’s headquarters. These weapons are tougher then the average produce items. Jasper has developed a certain knack for defensive and offensive produce techniques. He also says produce themed one liners when doing this. Accepting the Lurker’s offer, he became Kid Produce and helped form the JBH. He has started to form a crush on fellow member Jackie Rabbit.
WILBLK: an alien life form with the power to shape change. He’s not a Skunk (those shape-changing aliens). He has a pleasing personality and makes friends easy. His home world has been destroyed and Wilblk has grown a certain determination to discover who or what did it. He has a ship that seems to have an artificial intelligence. While working as an intergalactic deliveryman, Wilblk was given a strange package to deliver to a particular planet. That planet was taken over by Thugos and all the survivors were captured. The prison ship was on its way to DeathWorld when Thugos altered its destination. He used it as a temporary base while preparing a trap for his rival, Amazing Guy. During this time, while the ship was in orbit over Earth, Wilblk escaped from the prison ship. He liberated the earth woman known as Janeen Lemur, and headed for Earth. He became involved in Amazing Guy and Janeen’s adventure as they were sent into the realm of the Hero Feeders. The Omnisoul worked it that the three were sent to a pocket universe, where they forgot whom they were and started new lives. In the ten years in this pocket universe he has become close friends with Scott Brunsen (Amazing Guy) and his wife, Janeen. He has no memory of his life as an alien and in fact became restless and always filled with a desire to travel, explore, and write science fiction stories. After gaining employment as a truck driver, he met a woman (last of a long line of temporary conquests) and started a relationship with her. He didn’t know that she secretly was from the Parodyverse and had plans for him. Travontra (for that was her real name) led him away from the pocket universe and to an interdimentional rest stop called the Junction. He lost her by instinctively shape changing and then re-met Ship. As of this writing he still thinks he’s Willard Blackenstone, and doesn’t realize his true potential. He has, however, returned to the Parodyverse. (I, as well as all of you, am still waiting for him to write more!) Note: He was recently seen looking for Amazing Guy.
PHANTOM GHOSTGIRL: Tonya, also Teelee, a member of the Lair Legion of Super Heroes. She has the power of intangibility as well as the Spank Ray as a natural effect of her genes due to the exposure of the Spank Ray gun to her father Space Ghost. According to her timeline, the pants less wonder and member of the Pointless, Space Ghost betrayed the rest of the Lair Legion, which in turn got Fin Fang Foom killed. This led to the Lair Legion being unable to stop the Resolution War. She has lived her life to avenge what SG did. Since Space Ghost is a member of the Pointless, this would mean that PGG also is connected to the Pointless as well. It was revealed that SG sometime in the past had a daughter he named Teelee, but was told by the mother she had died. Sometime in the near future he will find her again. Teelee will be present during the betrayal and feel guilt and shame for what her father did. Teelee later joins the Lair Legion of Super Heroes as the first recruit, under the guise of Tonya, a supposed descendant of Space Ghost. She was romantically involved with the LLSH member Ultra Thunderboy until she was trapped in the 21st century. During a battle with the Cowled Crook, Phantom Ghostgirl was lost in time to reappear in the current timeline with no way out. PGG served in the JBH. She is staying in an apartment on the upper West Side of Parodopolis while trying to reestablish her life. She gained this apartment from Janeen Lemur, the wife of Amazing Guy and super heroine known as MacyMom. They have become friends. Recently PGG revealed her true history to Tina, Janeen and her father Space Ghost.
VICTORY: Von El, (formerly Von Ellen), from the planet Maxell. He was the Protector of the Universe, but his goals are far from perfect. Under the advisement of the leader of his world, his best friend, Senior Chief, Kumur-Ellen, Von was checking out the Earth for an invasion from his home planet. Von met the Earth hero Hunter Victorious, only to find some kind of connection between the two. After Amazing Guy and Von fought Brainattack for the life of the planet Maxell, the villain left the planet in ruins as well as their star dying. Going to Amazing Guy’s home planet sounds like fair justice to them. These plans were been put on hold until universal conqueror Thugos was stopped. During the Thugos War, the Dark Lord himself maimed Victory, burning his body and practically killing him. Then Thugos through Von into space with such force that he past the planets in Earth’s system without even knowing it. Eggo the Living Waffle came to his rescue and sent him into the Phantom Loading & Unloading Zone, a pocket dimensional void where alien criminals were exiled. He resides there, healing from his wounds. News hasn’t gotten back yet that Von “died” defending Earth and Amazing Guy. When word does reach the planet Maxell, there will be hell to pay. Future note: Victory will stay in the Phantom Loading & Unloading Zone until the 31st century where a more repentant Von El is freed to become Historic Von El, one of the Legionnaires of the future and inheritor of the HV title.
PIGIONMAN 1: Carl Hallow AKA Carter Hallmark AKA Ca Hutow. This Egyptian scientist was a member of the Old World team of Legends, the World Guardians. It’s members came from all around the ancient Mediterranean Sea and worked together to stop villains and monsters alike. He found a metal at that time from a meteorite and he called it Flynowha, or to be translated 9th and a half metal.
This metal allowed him to fly. He had no idea that it came from the planet Thonggar. Ca Hutow went by the heroic name Pigeon Warrior and became a legend along with his mate, Pigeonette. She was Sha Hutow, and the love of his life until the evil priest and wizard Kuu Kuu Ka Chuu killed her. They were reincarnated as Sherry Sandermont and he was reincarnated as Carter Hallmark at the early part of the 20th century. They met and became husband and wife, as well as archeologists. They found the ancient Pigeon artifacts in Egypt and became Pigionman and Pigiongirl. He helped form the Lair Society of Justice and they both were members of the All-Star Winners Squadron. They fought crime and Axis spies during the Second World War. After the war they both died thanks to a possessed member of the Sons of Set. Kuu Kuu Ka Chuu was the spirit that possessed the cult member. They were then brought back once more, to relive their lives in almost the same way. She was reincarnated as Shelly Hunter. He was reincarnated as Carl Hallow and met her, again. When they met in a dig in Egypt, they remembered their lives before as Egyptian heroes. She however has not yet remembered her life during World War II. They married and now he is the curator of the Parodopolis Museum. Recently the Pigeon artifacts wound up in his museum. Feeling a since of Deja vu, he uses them to create the guise of Pigionman. He soon became involved in the current super adventures of Parodopolis as his old adversary and twice killer, Kuu Kuu Ka Chuu, was resurrected in a more powerful form. Pigionman then became involved in the Thugos War and helped form the JBH, the third team of heroes he has formed in his existence. Soon after this he was captured along with the rest of his teammates. During his captivity he remembered his past with the Lair Society of Justice. His wife, Shelly Hallow, found her husband missing. She has placed his duties as curator of the museum with Joseph Roberts and begun a worldwide search for her husband. She has taken along her Pigeonette/Pigiongirl garb as well. Not long into her search she was captured by Kuu Kuu Ka Chuu.
PIGIONMAN 2: Car-Tar, an intergalactic policeman from the planet Thonggar. He has recently been sent from his planet to Earth to check Earth out to see if it’s a threat. He has made Parodopolis his base of operations. During his short stay he has run afoul of criminals and become quite a hero. He is disgusted with the treatment of pigeons here on Earth. On Thonggar these birds are thought of as sacred. His father traveled to Earth during the Second World War and met the original Pigionman. He was so impressed that he created the Pigeon Force. Car-Tar is a member of that police force. Recently he has met Earths heroes and fought along side them in the Thugos War. She-Captor then added him to her collection. While escaping he fought along side the JBH. Future history dictates that this Pigionman will at some point actually join the JBH. When this will happen remains to be seen. He is fiercely competitive and when he finds out there are two heroes with that name, feathers may get ruffled.
LITTLE GUY: Tom Pymer, the grandson of the GAMS member Dolly. Tom has inherited the height (five inches) as well as the power of flight, size control (as small as he wants, but only up to 5 inches) and the strength of three men. Striving to live up to his grandfather’s legacy, he has joined the JBH. Note: Tom gets drunk by drinking soda pop.
PLANTGIRL: The teen heroine known as Plantgirl first appeared on the scene under the control of Mental Midget. After regaining her senses she worked with the New Battlers for awhile. She has the ability to control all forms of plant life and a spunky personality. She hates the hero ManMan for some unknown reason but is close friends with Swift.
JUSTIN TYME: Justin was working for Wrichards Technologies in the year 2462 when he invented his prototype time machine. It was revealed that his long time girlfriend was spying on his discoveries for Dr. Sprockets at Wrichards Technologies. Fleeing from his enemies Justin escaped through time and became lost. He is still traveling through the eras, trying to get to a point in time when he can properly repair his machine. It should be noted that a older, more experienced Professor Justin Tyme was seen helping both Swift and Jack Rabbit, so we know that at some point he will master his device. Also, in the future of the Lair Legion of Super Heroes, there exists a Institute for Time Research. Justin created this at some point as well.
THE LURKER: Formally Access (Scott Asher), this man is in control of a network of spy cameras and robot servants. Think the Monitor in Crisis on Infinite Earths, but with nice Manhunter like robot spies. His duplicate self is the Narrator, an evil dimension-hopping villain that caused the Reality War. The Narrator was last seen abandoned in his pocket dimension, waiting for the time to strike. Someone similar to his description might have been responsible for capturing discarded Lurker robots during the resent Thugos War. It was due to the efforts of the Lurker that the Parodyverse survived the Infinite Crisis and Reality War. Ever since he has been watching, waiting for a time when his services would be needed. He took notice of Dark Thugos’ invasion and brought together the heroes who would form the JBH (Justa Bunch of Heroes). The Lurker lent a considerable amount of robots to help the Earths heroes fight off Thugos’ forces. He also set in motion the chain of Visionary robots that would lead directly to the Lair Legion of Super Heroes time. Visionary3 (mislabeled Visionary2), helped in the Thugos War. He was to remain with the Lair Legion. The Lurker recently was captured, along with the Omnisoul, by the cosmic being known as She-Captor. While this happed, a mysterious force ransacked his headquarters and stole lots of technology. It is believed that the resent appearance of ManManHunters is a result of this action. The Lurker currently is rebuilding, and searching for the culprit. He is developing a new headquarters; a hexagon shaped ship that co-exists in all times at once. He saved a drowning woman, a victim of the sinking 1912 ship, Titanic. She became Humdinger, his loyal servant.
FLUFFY: This little robot bunny is the Lurkers first robot. Designed after a rabbit in an alternate universe, he is kind, caring and willing to help. After breaking because he exceeded his original programming, the Lurker fixed him and gave him to Yo. Sometimes Fluffy still dose errands for the Lurker. Intruders whom destroyed the Lurkers old base recently hurt Fluffy real badly. He has been repaired, but to what end we don’t know.
HUMDINGER: Leeta Trainor, a survivor of the 1912 sinking of the Titanic, Leeta was given the opportunity to serve the man called the Lurker. As well as saving her life he also gave her faster than light flight and speed, duplication powers and extra since perception. She acts as the Lurker’s right hand man.
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COSMIC BEINGS
EGGO, THE LIVING WAFFLE: A cosmic entity in charge of the Protector of the Universe. Whoever has that title reports to Eggo, who sends the hero or heroine out on missions to stop potential threats to the Parodyverse. Eggo reports to the Omnisoul. He has a short temper and is in fact a living, nine-foot tall waffle, dripping with maple and strawberry syrup. For some unexplained reason he’s been shrinking since his original 30-foot size.
THE OMNISOUL: No one knows how old the being known as the Omnisoul is. What is known is that he at one point resided as a force of nature, or cosmic significance, and that he was placed into a golden helmet for a time. This magical act was performed by the ancient Egyptian wizard, Muff Tu Ta. He then wore the helmet and served the Pharaoh as one of his champions. He formed the Egyptian Quartet along with Pigeon Warrior, Lisis, and JumpingPapyriPowerEgyptian! This team later became the World Guardians. That helmet was also worn later by the mortal known as Clark Neilsonny. With the Helmet of Omni, he became the enigmatic Dr. Mystery. A founder of the W.W.II super team, the Lair Society of Justice, and served with the team until the end of the war. How the Omnisoul got out of the helmet, and the current whereabouts of it, remain a mystery for now. The Omnisoul went on to become the Guardian of the Heart of Souls. This interdimentional place resides between all worlds and times. For proposes of his own, the Omnisoul has provided the Chronic wave that gave Amazing Guy his powers. He also split Access into the Lurker and the Narrator. He allowed PhantomGhostGirl and Speedstreak to arrive where they needed to go and has some unknown hand in the Pigionmen development. He provided Von Ellen the opportunities to become first Victory, then Historic Von El. He is watching the Lair Legion of Super Heroes as well as the time traveling Justin Tyme. He allowed Trickshot to appear in the Parodyverse so that the Hooded Hood would use him, therefore gaining access into the Lair Legion. The Omnisoul has been placing his pieces carefully across the time stream; the reasons have yet to become clear. Recently he allowed himself, as well as the Lurker, to be captured by the interdimentional thief, She-Captor. During that time he discovered a truth about Amazing Guy that has yet to be revealed.
THE HERO FEEDERS: These inter dimensional beings ravaged the early universe, bringing the Yellow Flashlights to an end. They were exiled to Comic Book Limbo by the Second Oldest Living Race. One of their number, called the Hero Hunter, rebelled and caused a few problems across the universes until his brethren killed him. Many Parodyverse heroes have fought these creatures in the past. They sit and wait for another chance to devour heroes. Yo gave them a giant purple thought bunny to keep them company.
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VILLAINS
VIRUS: Virus is an alien life form that exists inside other biological life forms. Once this creature takes over your body, you become feverish and sick. It then fills your head with paranoid thoughts, causing you to think in ways that you normally wouldn’t. Soon it controls your thinking, making you its slave. It spreads through sneezing, being carried through the air to its next victim. Virus controlled the whole planet Beatit with the exceptions of the few whom were immune to it. Amazing Guy helped to liberate the planet and is himself immune. Soon after, Virus was contained and tested by the being called the Testator. She let Virus free on Earth when she captured JackRabbit, Hunter Victorious, Dancer, and Victory. Virus has infected a human and then moved on. Now a small group of people is under its influence. It’s spreading at an alarming rate.
TIMEQUESTER: Carla Simone. An employee for Wrichards Technologies in the year 2462, she has spent the last three years spying on Justin Tyme. She has been masquerading as his lover, trying to find out his research about time traveling for her master, Dr. Sprockets. He has given her a bad prototype of Tyme’s device. She is currently following Justin through time. Her assignment, to bring him back anyway possible. She is skilled in various forms of combat as has no scruples about messing up the time stream to accomplish her goals. She enjoys killing. She is a major threat to both the JBH and her rival, Justin Tyme.
KUU KUU KA CHUU: This villain is thousands of years old. A high priest in ancient Egypt, Ka Chuu fought against the Old World heroes called the World Guardians, most chiefly fighting the Pigeon Warrior. Ka Chuu tried to sacrifice Pigeonette, the Warrior’s mate, to his Death god, Set. For that act, Set took Ka Chuu’s life with the small promise that he would always stay alive through possession until the prophecy that he would be reborn in the 21st century came to pass and he would then complete his mission. All this time the Sons of Set, a cult that follows the teachings of Ka Chuu, have waited for his resurrection. Ka Chuu possessed one of their number, in the year 1948. At that time he killed both Pigionman and Pigiongirl (the reincarnated versions of his foes. The prophecy is finally coming to pass recently in a struggle between the Sons of Set and various super heroes in the city of Parodopolis, in the United States. Now the dark Egyptian lord is fully resurrected with a more powerful body. He has once again captured Pigionman and PigionWoman in hopes to finally sacrifice them to Set. His powers include total manipulation of the sand and dirt (his body is composed of it); he can shift his consciousness, thereby becoming disembodied. He is also expert at the ancient spells of darkness. With these spells he can bring forth the ancient curses (fire from the sky, locus, famine, and disease) and bring forth his servants as living mummies for him to control.
DARK THUGOS: The tyrant of the Sol Empire is a constant thorn in the foot of the Parodyverse heroes. In an alternate universe, where the Hooded Hood’s kids grew up very differently, HH’s son became Thugos instead of spiffy. He conquered his whole universe in short order. After a showdown in his home universe with Amazing Guy, ManMan, and Trickshot, Thugos wound up in the Prime Parodyverse. Right away the upwardly mobile tyrant took over a third of the galaxy. The Skunk, Skree, and She-Yar empires were all conquered. He uses the fleets and soldiers of these and many other races as his vast army. He also had the orbiting planet of destruction called DeathWorld. Employing freelance warriors like Onslaughter, Suicide Blonde, HuntingJusticeDeathMarrow, and many others, he has always gotten what he wants. He wanted to return to the world of his birth, Earth. Not for a simple homecoming, but to annihilate the planet and offer it up to the object of his affection, Death. Sure would be simple if he just loved pizza, girls, and ferns, huh? After a large campaign and mighty war, Thugos was killed and is currently dead. In the time of the Lair Legion of Super Heroes, Thugos, or someone claiming to be him, is on the rampage again. He took over the planet Shadd 4. He married the Empress by force, causing the Legionnaire ShadowZemette to become his stepdaughter.
THE COWLED CROOK: Who is this foe, or to better put it, WHAT is this foe? No one knows his origin or what his relationship to the Hooded Hood is, but apparently he is connected to the Cowed crime Tsar. At his citadel at the end of time, the Cowled Crook plots revenge against the Hood for something unrevealed. He has fought against the Lair Legion of Super Heroes repeatedly and allowed them to know of his existence. There’s reason to believe that he’s responsible for the constant run of bad luck the Legion has had. He has two servants, the enigmatic Spaced Fandom, who can change his shape to look and sound like anyone. When he does this the person he’s switching with is sent to the Phantom Loading and Unloading Zone. When the Spaced Fandom switches back, the person is returned back to his/her proper place with no memory. The other servant is PrizeCatcher. Formally the villain known as Swingy, ten years in our future a depressed Swingy is given the chance to become PrizeCatcher. He has collected the Scarlet Scarab, the ancient Knifey (from the future), the secondary Time traveling prototype device built by Justin Tyme and Captain Marbles Quantum Bands. There is a rumor that the old Helmet of Omni is also captured. How many more objects and why he needs them remains a mystery. All that is known is that if this retcon creating villain does challenge the Hood, all of reality WILL suffer. If two beings so similar, with the abilities that CC and HH have, confront each other in a violent way, a time ripple could occur. This would cause ALL times and ALL parallel Parodyworlds to intercross. Could be messy.
SHE-CAPTOR: A cosmic being intent on “collecting” specimens from various multiple worlds. She put all her captives in illusion dream worlds. They are either reliving past experiences or living false lives. Recently her entire collection of heroes escaped and fought their way out. Four heroes; Captain Super, Jarvis, Messenger and Exile, all from other universes, died putting an end to She-Captor’s collection and apparently She-Captor herself.
MENTAL MIDGET: A midget whom is excellent at electronics. After becoming disgruntled at his job he developed mind-controlling devices. He has used them on two occasions, the first time was when he controlled various super powered individuals and formed them into a new League of Regulars against the Lair Legion. The second time was when he controlled Hat Trick and Trickshot, causing them to fight Hatman and Amazing Guy.
SEXY OLIVIA: This mysterious woman uses various “nasty toys” like edible underwear that expands, cutting of oxygen, a vibrator that shakes the opponent to death, ECT. She is mistaken for a heroine when in fact she has sinister plans of her own. She also can control men’s pheromones, making them her slaves. On her first outing she worked with Mental Midget, controlling Donar in the process. Her whereabouts are unknown. Hates Lisa with a passion, but claims to admire her.
DR. STRANGE-TOILET: Villain can teleport anyone to strange toilets across the world. Enemy of Amazing Guy.
MANMANHUNTERS: A secret organization of mechanical menaces recreated from the Lurker’s robots by an unknown party. Formed in the 16th century, the ManManHunter Cult has waited in secret for the proper time to strike. They have a mutual hate for ManMan, the Lurker, and any of the Omnisoul’s agents. Every hero has a secret ManManHunter within their circle of friends and associates.
DOCTOR OSKER-MYER: Mad scientist with four robotic hot dogs on his back. They do what ever he mentally tells them to do. Enemy of Jack Rabbit.
DRAGONIA: Strange female dragon that claims to have been left to die by Fin Fang Foom. This is not the case, but during the time that he fought her he believed the false memories. After she left his true memories returned. Who or what she really is remains a mystery.
THE HUNTMASTER: A master of the crossbow as well as expert hand to hand combatant, this former park ranger was stopped years ago by Trickshot. He has hated the archer ever since. After Zemo killed the prime Parodyverse version of Tricky, the Huntmaster found his plans constantly foiled by Jack Rabbit. He has a load of forest centered weapons like his poisoned darts, hunting knife and his green satchel of exploding powder that lets him escape. He’s an expert at camouflage and leaves a calling card that says:
“My name’s the Huntmaster
I owned a mansion and a yaught
And now I own the deed to your DEATH!”
He calls Jack Rabbit a “rascally rabbit” a lot. Since the Trickshot from another reality came into the picture, the Huntmaster has started his vendetta again.
VIRGIL SALVAGE: When a strange glowing meteor crashed near a vicious cave man, it radiated him, giving him immortality. He soon raised to power, fighting many heroes through out the centuries. He’s still alive, trying to this day to take over the world.
TROJAN HORSE: Death droids that attack from a different host body usually in the form of a large present or item of worth. The death droids all speak in unison, and have some sort of grudge against the Lair Legion. Who created them, or whom they serve, remains a mystery. As long as one survives, they can return again. Unbeknownst to the LL, they are still at large.
PRINCE DRACU: This is the Parodyverse Dracula. Thousands of years dead, living off the blood of others to survive, turns into mist, a bat or wolf, can mesmerize you by sight, super strength, the whole Vampire ball of wax. In 1901 he gathered various “notable” fiends to perform a sacrifice to the Prince of Fibs in order to gain the chance to be brought back to life, along with the others, 100 years in the future. This was a back up plan in case they were killed before then. The sacrifice was a success. Strangely enough there is another report of the gathering happening in later years, and of its failure. How this connects to that awful night a hundred years ago is a tale yet to be told.