*The LL looks on in shock at Banjooooo and spiffy's Dective Agency, while they stand there smiling, trying not to look insulted*

spiffy: So... what do you guys think?

Jarvis: Err.. well.. what kind of mysteries do you thnk you're going to solve? There really isn't too much criminal activity around here... most of it is supervillians, and we take care of that.

Banjooooo: Yeah? What about the time Cheryl lost that hairbrush? That was a mystery!

Cheryl: It was at the bottom of my purse.

Banjooooo: Er... welll.. it was still a mystery.. for a bit.

Jarvis: Well, MAYBE.... but what kind of SERIOUS mysteries?

spiffy: I'll have you know we've already had a customer! We turned him down, but still...

Jarvis: Yeah.... I bet. Who was it?

spiffy: Some guy.. Horshack... something. Weird-ass facemask, kept moving. He said someone was killing superheroes, and wanted our help, but we said no. That stuff gives us the willies.

Banjooooo: Damn straight.

spiffy: And TWO people have called us so far!!! One was a wrong number, but the other guy wanted our help! In fact, *checks watch* he said he'll be here right about now. Well, soon, anyway.

Jarvis: Yeah, sure.... wait, before he gets here, I gotta ask something. What's up with that robot butler you have? Pretty weird looking...

spiffy: Oh, that's no robot... That's Rob Liefeld. After Awesome collapsed, we gave him a job. The things we make him do..... Let's just say that Heroes Reborn is being avenged.

Jarvis: My god! I didn't think that any living being could have such horrible hair!

Banjooooo: Sad truth.

Jarvis: Wel--

*Jarvis is interrupted by a loud bang on the door. Rob opens it and is squished by the door as the.... opener.... slams it open dramatically. The comic world breathes a sigh of relief*

Door Opener: Banjoooo... spiffy.... I have a case for you.