Part 6, Titled: Seriously, I CAN' T THINK OF A TITLE!!!
by Banjooooo

      Banjooooo and spiffy stand there looking at Elsqueevio's unconscious body. He's lying on the ground, arms and legs
      splayed out in every direction, breathing shallowly with a slight whistle. The caveman picks at his hair, uninterested in
      anything besides the rather large tick in his skull.
      "Do you think we shoul---"Banjooooo starts, but is interrupted by a scraping sound coming from the walls. A crack
      slowly opens on the wall nearest Elsqueevio, and a pair of eyes poke out, followed quickly by a body. Then more
      bodies. Beavers upon beavers are flooding from out of the walls.
      spiffy freaks out and yells, "Oh my GOD, they're coming for meeeeeee!!!! Nooooo!!!"
      "Eh? Eh?" Elsqueevio murmurs. "Beavers? But... Too soon!!!!"
      "I'm guessing that's NOT a good thing!" observes Banjooooo.
      "No, it eeeeeesent!!! I'm not ready, we must fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!" screams Elsqueevio, while not looking at
      anyone in particular.
      Banjooooo and spiffy contemplate staying, and fighting all these vicious woodland creatures, or running like scared little
      girls.
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      As they flee from the premises, spiffy notices that the caveman didn't follow them. He mentions such to Banjooooo.
      "Hey *puff*.. Where's that...*cough* Caveguy?" spiffy eloquently inquired.
      "He stayed, I think.... he looked happy putting the smackdown on the beavers... maybe we'll see him later,"
      Banjooooo remarked cryptically, while flying alongside spiffy and Elsqueevio.
      "Uh... *breath* Think I... could get a ride? You....*puff* can carry me, right?"
      "Yeah.... I COULD...."
      Suddenly, Elsqueevio seems to snap back into reality when they reach a nearby hill, and makes them all stop. "They
      are deeeestracted by that hairy-man! They won't follow us here!!!!!!"
      Elsqueevio explains how he was in a drink-induced coma to lure the beavers out of hiding, and then slaughter them
      while they try to devour him. But Banjooooo and spiffy interrupted his trance, thereby allowing the beavers to get the
      drop on him.
      "Uh... hate to interrupt, Squeevy.... but I thought you said they wouldn't follow us," spiffy says, pointing down the hill at
      a brown wave of beavers flooding out of spiffy Manor.
      "What are you talking about, speeeeefy??? Oh CRAP..."
      Needless to say, they run again.
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      "CHERYL!!! HAAAAALP!!!!!!!"
      Banjooooo and spiffy bang on the door to Visionary and Cheryl's condo, while Elsqueevio stands behind them, looking
      out for any advance beaver spies. They thought they'd gotten away from the hordes, but you never can tell with
      beavers, especially evil ones.
      "Yes, can I--- Ooof.. hi guys. " Visionary says as he opens the door and Banjooooo and spiffy both fall on him.
      "Oh... hi Vizh... Listen, is Cheryl home? We're being chased by a horde of angry beavers, and we kinda need her
      help." Banjooooo asks as he gets up and dusts himself off.
      "Err... no.. she just left to go shopping... you can wait here if you want, I guess..."
      Banjooooo and spiffy need no further invitation, they barge into the house, dragging Elsqueevio behind, much to his
      protests.
      " Noooo!!!! MUST... GUARD.... AGAINST.... BEEEEEEEAVERS!!!!! Ooooh, is that N64?"
      Visionary nervously replies, " Yes... Er..." He sighs as he realizes that there's no way he's going to keep Elsqueevio
      away from it. "Would.... you like to play?"
      "Sorry, Squeevy, no time for that now," Banjooooo states, dragging him away from the TV room. "We need to hide
      until Cheryl gets back."
      "Are you sure? I could probably help!" Visionary protests defensively," For all you know, I could be an expert
      beaver-wrangler!"
      spiffy eyes him suspiciously. " Are you? Is there even such a thing?"
      "Welll.... not so far as I know.... but I could help in some way"
      "You're helping us just by being here. Now then, where's the nearest closet?"
      Visionary sighs again, knowing he's being left out of some grand adventure.... AGAIN. "Right over there..." He points it
      out reluctantly.
      'Great, thanks!" spiffy says, just before running to the closet and throwing everything inside on the ground and getting
      in.
      "Wait! My.... *sigh* nevermind..."
      Banjooooo drags Elsqueevio into the closet, and completely ignoring the fact that he's 75 feet tall, climbs in right after
      him.
      "Not a bad closet at all" spiffy remarks, looking at the surroundings.
      "Not at all, " Banjoooo agrees.
 

      THE END OF PART 6
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