Banjooooo and spiffy stand there looking
at Elsqueevio's unconscious body. He's lying on the ground, arms and legs
splayed out in every direction, breathing
shallowly with a slight whistle. The caveman picks at his hair, uninterested
in
anything besides the rather large tick
in his skull.
"Do you think we shoul---"Banjooooo
starts, but is interrupted by a scraping sound coming from the walls. A
crack
slowly opens on the wall nearest Elsqueevio,
and a pair of eyes poke out, followed quickly by a body. Then more
bodies. Beavers upon beavers are flooding
from out of the walls.
spiffy freaks out and yells, "Oh my
GOD, they're coming for meeeeeee!!!! Nooooo!!!"
"Eh? Eh?" Elsqueevio murmurs. "Beavers?
But... Too soon!!!!"
"I'm guessing that's NOT a good thing!"
observes Banjooooo.
"No, it eeeeeesent!!! I'm not ready,
we must fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!" screams Elsqueevio, while not looking
at
anyone in particular.
Banjooooo and spiffy contemplate staying,
and fighting all these vicious woodland creatures, or running like scared
little
girls.
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As they flee from the premises, spiffy
notices that the caveman didn't follow them. He mentions such to Banjooooo.
"Hey *puff*.. Where's that...*cough*
Caveguy?" spiffy eloquently inquired.
"He stayed, I think.... he looked happy
putting the smackdown on the beavers... maybe we'll see him later,"
Banjooooo remarked cryptically, while
flying alongside spiffy and Elsqueevio.
"Uh... *breath* Think I... could get
a ride? You....*puff* can carry me, right?"
"Yeah.... I COULD...."
Suddenly, Elsqueevio seems to snap back
into reality when they reach a nearby hill, and makes them all stop. "They
are deeeestracted by that hairy-man!
They won't follow us here!!!!!!"
Elsqueevio explains how he was in a
drink-induced coma to lure the beavers out of hiding, and then slaughter
them
while they try to devour him. But Banjooooo
and spiffy interrupted his trance, thereby allowing the beavers to get
the
drop on him.
"Uh... hate to interrupt, Squeevy....
but I thought you said they wouldn't follow us," spiffy says, pointing
down the hill at
a brown wave of beavers flooding out
of spiffy Manor.
"What are you talking about, speeeeefy???
Oh CRAP..."
Needless to say, they run again.
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"CHERYL!!! HAAAAALP!!!!!!!"
Banjooooo and spiffy bang on the door
to Visionary and Cheryl's condo, while Elsqueevio stands behind them, looking
out for any advance beaver spies. They
thought they'd gotten away from the hordes, but you never can tell with
beavers, especially evil ones.
"Yes, can I--- Ooof.. hi guys. " Visionary
says as he opens the door and Banjooooo and spiffy both fall on him.
"Oh... hi Vizh... Listen, is Cheryl
home? We're being chased by a horde of angry beavers, and we kinda need
her
help." Banjooooo asks as he gets up
and dusts himself off.
"Err... no.. she just left to go shopping...
you can wait here if you want, I guess..."
Banjooooo and spiffy need no further
invitation, they barge into the house, dragging Elsqueevio behind, much
to his
protests.
" Noooo!!!! MUST... GUARD.... AGAINST....
BEEEEEEEAVERS!!!!! Ooooh, is that N64?"
Visionary nervously replies, " Yes...
Er..." He sighs as he realizes that there's no way he's going to keep Elsqueevio
away from it. "Would.... you like to
play?"
"Sorry, Squeevy, no time for that now,"
Banjooooo states, dragging him away from the TV room. "We need to hide
until Cheryl gets back."
"Are you sure? I could probably help!"
Visionary protests defensively," For all you know, I could be an expert
beaver-wrangler!"
spiffy eyes him suspiciously. " Are
you? Is there even such a thing?"
"Welll.... not so far as I know....
but I could help in some way"
"You're helping us just by being here.
Now then, where's the nearest closet?"
Visionary sighs again, knowing he's
being left out of some grand adventure.... AGAIN. "Right over there..."
He points it
out reluctantly.
'Great, thanks!" spiffy says, just before
running to the closet and throwing everything inside on the ground and
getting
in.
"Wait! My.... *sigh* nevermind..."
Banjooooo drags Elsqueevio into the
closet, and completely ignoring the fact that he's 75 feet tall, climbs
in right after
him.
"Not a bad closet at all" spiffy remarks,
looking at the surroundings.
"Not at all, " Banjoooo agrees.
THE END OF PART 6