The Diabolical Dr. Moo Part I: Final Warning

      Somewhere in New England...
      Dr. Moo worked ceaselessly in her bovine laboratory working on a plot
      to make the BZLers stop nagging Lisa about writing something, not
      realizing that she had already failed and Lisa had actually written
      something. Moo, the cruel and selfish cow trhat she was, was not
      doing this out of the goodness of her non-existant heart. She was
      doing it so that she could enslave her younger sibling and force to
      toil endlessly editing Dr. Moo prose.

      ÒWhat can I do to those happless BZLers that they havenÕt already
      done to themselves,Ó Moo mused out loud, while consuming a bunny and
      whipped cream sandwhich.

      Of course, it would help if I knew what they'd already done to
      themselves this week," Moo sighed. The travails of being a villainess
      with a career. On the upside she had seen a lot of cows this week.

      But the deadline was rapidly approaching, it was the 13th and still
      no sign of edited prose, so Moo needed to think of something trully
      horrendously evil to do to the BZLers.

      Unfortunately, Moo was exhausted form travelling the north country
      visiting cows. Tommorrow, she promised herself. Tommorrow, if I don't
      get my edited prose, I will do something incredibly evil to the
      BZLer's. Or even if I do get my edited prose...after all I am a
      villain... evil moooing fades into the distance...