Moo's new plot

      Having totally failed, despite massive and suprisingly successful
      attempts to sabotage the Parodyverse, to intimidate or coherse the
      lovely Lisa into editing her fiendishly evil prose, the diabolical
      Dr. Moo must now come up with a new motivation and plot line or slink
      back into the shadows to lurk and sulk.

      "How about I try to intimindate or coherse you into visitng my
      laboratory of bovine evil?" Moo suggested idly, while eating Ben &
      Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream.

      "Don't be silly," Lisa, looking lovely and legal in a new red suit,
      replied, "You already made my plane reservations and they are
      non-refundable so what's to intimidate or coherse?"

      "Well, I need a reason to be evil don't I?" Moo asked grumpily.

      "Why?" Lisa responded, spooning more hot fudge and cool whip on her
      ice cream.

      "Well," Moo muttered, frowning at the non-dairy whipped topping her
      sibling was consuming - how had that gotten in here? "I suppose I
      could just be wicked and evil for being wicked and evil's sake but I
      still need a new plot line."

      "Really? Lack of a plot line never stopped anyone around here
      before," Lisa retorted.

      "True," Moo admitted reluctantly. "I suppose I'll just have to wing
      it."

      "Either that or admit defeat," the parodyverse's favorite nympomaniac
      replied.

      "Don't tempt me," Moo muttered finishing her ice cream.

      ****
      Will Moo think up some dastardly deed to do?
      Will she figure out where all the cool whip keeps coming from?
      Will Lisa actually visit Moo's laboratory of bovine evil?

      Who knows? Moo knows. But right now she's not telling...