Jarvis:Need some help unpacking,Lisa?

      Lisa:No,I'm almost done?

      Jarvis:Sooo....want to join me in a hot tub and have some alchol?

      Lisa: Nah.  You see, despite the running gag that I sleep with every guy I meet, the sexual tension between you and me is    one of the main parts of these parodies.

      Jarvis:Oh.

      *muffled voice from inside Lisa's closet* HELP!GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

      *Jarvis opens closet*

      Banjooo: HELP!UNTIE ME!

      Jarvis:Lisa...

      Lisa: What can I say, I have a thing for 75 feet tall sea-monkeys.

      Baron Zemo :Hello.

      Lisa: Oh, hi Baron.  Your board is pretty nice.

      Baron Zemo: I am glad you like it.  I trust everything is suitable?

      Lisa: Well, I'm all out of Cool Whip...

      Rocket Racoon: Lisa, don't make me put that leash back on you.

      Lisa :Oh, okaaaayyy...

      Rocket Racoon: Good. I'm going back to Alvaro's boards.  Can I trust you to behave?

      Lisa: Oh, I guess so...

      Jarvis: I'm gonna go take a look around.

      Lisa: 'kay.

      Fin Fang Foom: Hey Jarvis. Nice to see you.

      Jarvis: Hey, Triple F. How's it goin'?

      FFF: Okay. I'll catch you later.

      *flies away*

      Jarvis: One of these days I'm going to find out where it is he flies to...

      spiffy: Hello, Jarvis.

      Jarvis: Hi, fern-head. Want to look around with me?

      spiffy: No, I've got some...things to do. *cackles evilly*

      Jarvis: ...whatever. Guess I'll go play N64.

      Lisa: Hi, Yo.

      Yo: Hi, Lisa.

      Lisa: Say, wanna see my bedroom?

      *Suddenly, a blood-curdling scream is heard from downstairs*

      Yo: Eh...I will go the looking.

      Lisa: What?

      Yo: Oh,my! Lisa, getting down here!

      Lisa: What is it Yo, what ha---

      *Suddenly, Lisa stops dead in her tracks.  Laying in front of her is Jarvis, laying there dead with his throat gauged out*
 
 

      TO BE CONTINUED BY YOU
 

      Lisa: OH MY!! Jarvis is dead!! What will we do?!
 

      Zemo: Join him, that’s what!!

      spiffy: You did this?! But why?!

      Zemo: Oh come on, who else would do such a thing other than the infamous Baron?

      Lisa: I don't know, a lot of people had it out for Jarvis... Whats your plan?! Plus, how did you get here so fast?

      Baron Zemo: To kill all who would pose a threat to my leadership on this board! I've also taken the liberty to ressurect a long dead group. MY ANTI AMB RADICALS!! HA HA HA HA!! As how I got here? We villains have a way of popping up when least expected...

      spiffy: Who???

      Baron Zemo: It's a group of three people who hate the AMB. Want to join?

      spiffy: I'm already a member of one of your groups.

      Baron Zemo: DIEEEE!!

      What will happen next?? Whatever the next round robin guy says is what!!
 

      The Dark Knight, unseen since he was forcibly mimed by the Grim Reaper, lept into action . . .

      tackling Zemo, bouncing off of his stunned body like a Super-Ball and kicking the evil spiffy in the head.

      "PLEASE, just stay down. It took me long enough to use my forceful will to reconfigure myself into my rightful state,
      and I'm in a fairly bad mood as it is."

      Lisa asked, "May I ease your anger, my mysterious one?"

      The Dark Knight paled. "Heh, heh, . . . no. I believe Foom's looking for some stress relievers."

      And with that, the masked man took spiffy to the safest place in the world for masked criminals . . .
 

...his underground lair.  The Knight unceremoniously dropped the still-unconscious spiffy onto the dusty floor of the Dark-Cave, then moved over to one of many state-of-the-art computer terminals.

DK: Computer, cross-reference Zemo, Jarvis, and spiffy.  I want to see why Zemo killed Jarvis, what I can do about it, and how spiffy is involved.  And get me some chocolate milk.

Computer: Beep.  Yes, Master.  I obey your every command, Master.  Here is your milk, Master.  Before I give you the results of your latest query, would you like to be updated on the newest results of your Lisa-cam?  The one that watches Lisa, all day, every day?

DK: Ahem... no... that's quite all right, Computer.  We have a guest...

Computer: Indeed.  Would you like the prisoner to be put away?

DK: Not just yet, Computer.  Give me the results now.

Computer: Yes, Master.  *klik, beeeeep*  History of Jarvis and Zemo:  Arch-rivals.  Zemo tries to destroy Jarvis, Jarvis defeats Zemo.  Reason for death: Revenge, prevent him from later defeating Zemo.  Solution: Ressurect Jarvis.

DK: Yes, Computer, but how exactly do I do that?

Computer: Jarvis would not die if he had the Jarvis-Cosmic.  That power is currently in the possession of your prisoner.  Would you like for it to be extracted?

DK: Will it revive Jarvis?

Computer: Affirmative.

DK: Will it let me score with Lisa?

Computer: Negative.

DK: *sigh* Yeah, go ahead.

spiffy was grasped by several metallic tentacles and placed in a menacing machine.  Then, after a lengthy process that we won't explain, though it did involve seven angry beavers, the Dark Knight was satisfied.  spiffy was also conscious.

DK: Aha!  Now, spiffy is powerless and I can revive Jarvis!

Angry beaver:  What the hell do you want?  Get us the hell out of here!  Now!  Or I'll bite your ankles off!  Beavers, attac-

DK flipped a switch, and the floor underneath the beavers disappeared.

Angry beaver:  We'll be baaaaaacckkkk....!

DK: Uh huh.  Sure.

spiffy:  Dark Knight, why would you capture me and not Zemo, who continues with his evil schemes?

DK:  uh... well... hm... whoopsies.  I should probably have capture both of you...  Oh, well, now I have your powers.

spiffy: Really?  Now, your only powers are your athletic abilities, right?

DK: Yes...

spiffy:  You have no special energy powers?

DK: Nooo...

spiffy: Excellent.

With that, a massive energy surge ripped through the Dark-Cave, freeing spiffy.

spiffy: Are you completely sure I'm powerless, Darky?

DK: Homina, homina....

spiffy gave the Dark Knight a look of disgust, and with a gesture, sent an energy bolt in his direction.  The Knight was instantly rendered unconscious.

spiffy:  Now, to take back the Jarvis-Cosmic.  But I shall leave just enough to revive Jarvis with.  He may become useful in the times that will surely follow.  Now, for the real reason I allowed the Knight to capture me...

spiffy looked around for a moment, then with a quick gesture, picked up an unidentified object.

spiffy: Excellent...  With this, my plans may continue.  Now to revive Jarvis.  There, it is done.  But... hm... Zemo seems to be awake, but prisoner.  This should be fun.  I think I'll give him some power... just enough to give the LoR some trouble, but not enough to defeat them...  hm...  Control of the elements should do just fine...  Now, away with me.. but I shall return.  Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!

Next:
Zemo, with new powers!
Jarvis, revived!
Will the LoR be able to defeat Zemo now???
What strange, new ally will Zemo use against the LoR?
To be decided... by... uh... who's next?