Atmospheric conditions within the Parodyverse
made visibility
absolutely nullified .
The LoR and Zemo's band of intrepid villains
were completely
powerless to defend themselves.
Within one telling hour, the Parodyverse was lost.
No one knew who the new ruling power
was . . . they were silent
and brutal; and their first victim,
due to his massive and
uncontrollable power, was Starseed.
His Gaaaaaaaaaaah power was rendered
useless, by some
unexplainable virus . . . and his hideous
screams resonated for
days through the very souls of his teammates.
And the Dark Knight had vanished, demoralized
after returning to
his senses after the whole Joel Schumacher
scenario.
The Parodyverse was in the ruling hands
of a combined force so
deadly that it would require all of
the denizens at their most
healthy state to repel this vile treat
. . . and Lisa's newly
found taste for Chocolate Sprinkles
was destroyed.
With this vile act, the Parodyverse was
assured of its own
horrible annihilation . . .
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
Due to popular request . . . Vendetta, part two . . .
The Parodyverse had fallen.
Lisa's sprinkle arsenal had disappeared,
with no chance of ever
being seen again.
The Dark Knight had vanished, leaving
the ranks of the
Parodyverse itself mightily depleted.
But Jarvis rallied the troops.
Jarvis yelled, "He's just a man. He has
no powers; he's just
flesh and blood. I don't think even
he could find a way out of
this. We're on our own. The Knight deserted
us; we've become too
dependent on his skills.
We need to strike back . . ."
And, bewildered, the denizens of the
Parodyverse banded together
for a strike against the ruling force
that kept them down.
They made preparations for a strike . . .
which, for the dragon known as Fin Fang
Foom, meant shooting a
music video with Liv Tyler and Aerosmith.
The video was an instant success; but,
then again, the main star
was a shape-shifting dragon.
After such foolishness, the heroes gathered
their equipment,
ready to attack.
They made the surprisingly easy trek
to the headquarters of the
new ruling party . . .
And witnessed its complete and unexpected explosion.
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
Vendetta, Part 3
The League of Regulars watched, fascinated,
as the headquarters
of their unnamed nemesis burned.
Concussive bursts of energy slammed into
their bodies . . . and
the League fell.
But spiffy and Jarvis drew upon the heroism
which guided their
souls . . . and gallantly stormed the
smoldering remnants of the
building.
Visionary, Yo, Lisa, and the dragon known
as Fin Fang Foom
decided to amuse themselves with the
homicidal mime horde
launched against them.
Inside the remains, Jarvis and spiffy
both screamed in pain,
horror, and fear . . . and as the other
Leaguers rushed in, . .
.
they discovered that their friends and
teammates were gone.
Fin Fang Foom had had enough.
"What's going on? Show yourselves, you
cowards! Who's running
this cockamamie show?"
The lights dimmed . . . then a gravelly voice spoke.
"I've taken your wife, Visionary . .
. she'll serve nicely as a
slave for me. As for Jami, Foomster,
don't worry. I have . . .
plans . . . for her, which will be served
nicely by Lisa's
chocolate sprinkles."
Lisa angrily charged the black-robed individual.
"Listen, buster, I don't know who you
are, but I've sure as hell
had enough of this."
Strangely, GAAAAAAAAAAAH power slammed
into them all . . .
catching even the shape-shifting Fin
Fang Foom unaware.
Starseed stood before them.
"Stop. These people know what they're
talking about. We've got
to join up with them; they have an answer
to everything."
Finny asked, "What people? What do you mean?"
And the lights returned, revealing .
. .
Nothing, for the lights were promptly killed again.
Out of the darkness, a familiar voice
was heard . . . familiar,
but changed.
"You've taken their freedom. You've driven
me insane, caused me
to become an accessory to murder. You're
a direct personification
of everything I've ever stood against,
ever since I donned my
cape and cowl. You fight for political
power and wealth . . .
The people who've you've harmed by your
actions . . .
I FIGHT FOR THEM!!!!!!"
From the gothic shadows, a scuffle was
heard . . . and not even
NTU-150's technological genius could
restore light to the
darkened battleground.
But then, the familiar voice also screamed in pain . . .
The League lost consciousness . . .
In a subterranean lair, an egomaniacal being smiled.
"Their annihilation has begun."
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
Due to popular request . . . Vendetta, part two . . .
The Parodyverse had fallen.
Lisa's sprinkle arsenal had disappeared,
with no chance of ever
being seen again.
The Dark Knight had vanished, leaving
the ranks of the
Parodyverse itself mightily depleted.
But Jarvis rallied the troops.
Jarvis yelled, "He's just a man. He has
no powers; he's just
flesh and blood. I don't think even
he could find a way out of
this. We're on our own. The Knight deserted
us; we've become too
dependent on his skills.
We need to strike back . . ."
And, bewildered, the denizens of the
Parodyverse banded together
for a strike against the ruling force
that kept them down.
They made preparations for a strike . . .
which, for the dragon known as Fin Fang
Foom, meant shooting a
music video with Liv Tyler and Aerosmith.
The video was an instant success; but,
then again, the main star
was a shape-shifting dragon.
After such foolishness, the heroes gathered
their equipment,
ready to attack.
They made the surprisingly easy trek
to the headquarters of the
new ruling party . . .
And witnessed its complete and unexpected explosion.
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
(not a Round Robin)
The Dark Knight
*mashes Joel Schumacher*
The Dark Knight
Vendetta, Part 3
The League of Regulars watched, fascinated,
as the headquarters
of their unnamed nemesis burned.
Concussive bursts of energy slammed into
their bodies . . . and
the League fell.
But spiffy and Jarvis drew upon the heroism
which guided their
souls . . . and gallantly stormed the
smoldering remnants of the
building.
Visionary, Yo, Lisa, and the dragon known
as Fin Fang Foom
decided to amuse themselves with the
homicidal mime horde
launched against them.
Inside the remains, Jarvis and spiffy
both screamed in pain,
horror, and fear . . . and as the other
Leaguers rushed in, . .
.
they discovered that their friends and teammates were gone.
Fin Fang Foom had had enough.
"What's going on? Show yourselves, you cowards! Who's run