Tales of the Parodyverse

Chapter 1: A new villain in the Parodyverse


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Yo
Wed Jul 02, 2003 at 11:34:46 am EST
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Seing how things are quite around here, and the madlibs no ready yet, I decided to beging with my New Villain Week story. This chapter will continue when the formal opening is anounced by the HH.



Visionary woke up with a fright. No an unusual feeling after moving to the Parodyverse. Someone was screaming in his ear and that was more unusual, normally he was the one doing the screaming. Jumping from the bed he got catch with the quilt and with a thump he fall down, face first to the floor.
“Good morning darling” sweetly Cheryl told her still no fully awake husband. “You finally woke up”.
Visionary wasn’t surprised by her wife waking him up like that. Admittedly, it wasn’t the first time. That or the smoke alarm. More surprising was seeing her wife’s in her cat outfit. She didn’t find it as *practical* as Visionary insisted it was and had relegated it to the back of their drawers. Nor he remembered her hair being brunette before. He was sure it has been her normal blond last night. However, He knew better than to comment the color change just in case he hasn’t been paying enough attention and she had it like that for days.
“Do you have to do that?” Visionary complained from the floor. You never knew what had been used to clean the floor in the LoR HQ.
“Well, you certainly are cute from this angle” she chuckled “You better grab some breakfast dear, we are already late”
“Late” asked Visionary stopping in his way to the kitchen. In his best days, he couldn’t even think without a coffee with bagel first thing in the morning. And he had the feeling today wouldn’t be one of the best “Late for what?”
“You promised me to go shopping today. You definitely need some new clothes” Cheryl’s voice could be heard from the shower. Visionary didn’t remember promising that neither. But, again, thought it would be of no use to complain. Even if there were only a few things he liked less….

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“Are you sure this part of the city is the best for sales?” Visionary asked his wife, looking warily around the Hell Kitchen neighborhood. Three guys were looking to both of them in a way even Yo couldn’t have termed *friendly*
“No. But it is one of the best for taking hostages” Cheryl happily answered back
“uhmmm…okay” Visionary answered absentmindedly still watching the guys and followed his wife into a house where even Flapjap would have problems living in. The dim light from outside made it difficult to see around, and of that he was grateful. He thought something moved in the shadows, something with little red eyes.
“What kind of shop is that ? No wonder the prices are low, they must save a lot in electricity and cleaning supplies” Visionary pointed out. Cheryl smiled evilly to her husband and answered “One for taking hostages, dear” and those were the last words Visionary would hear today. One to go, five left, Cheryl grinned over her husband unconscious body.



Next: She is not an evil clone, she dosen't want the divorce. Discover what is wrong with Cheryl in next chapters...


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