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EDDIE: another "Follies of Youth" tie-in
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EDDIE: another "Follies of Youth" tie-in
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Recap of recent events: The inter-dimensional imp known as Eddie off handily granted a wish made by Sarah Sheperdson (AKA Dancer). Her wish that she and the Lair Legion were 16 again. Well, that's were we are now (except for CSFB!, who for some unknown reason is 60). Now, on with our story....
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Eddie had been watching the events surrounding the Lair Legion unfold recently. He watched with great joy as his magic wreaked havoc with them.

"This is so cool!" He thought. "Normally, I just have fun with my favorite hero, Amazing Guy. But, with the Lair Legion there are so many different personalities to watch. I should have fun with them more offen."

Eddie was sitting on a couch, in his lap was bowl of popcorn. He was watching the events on his magical TV. Now, this couch & TV aren't his normal Couch & magical TV, those he left in Lost Angles. He is currently sitting in a almost prefect copy of the Lair Legion Living Room. He thought this would be a good place to watch the LL from. Even thought he was responsible for their current hardship, He hasn't done much other then watch them from a safe distance. He had been drawn in to action once during this, when the Manga Shoggoth did come to visit him. He's still trying to forgot about that. Eddie really hasn't moved since his experience with the Elder Being. Eddie really hasn't felt a need to.

But, the LL were now going to bed & sense he already seen what they do during the night, he decided to move. Plus, if anything interesting did happen, He was recording it so he could see it later.

The hight challenged man hopped off the couch & walked out of the room. The Lair Legion Mansion he was now wondering around in was a good copy of the the original. But, this one had a little bit of added flare to it.

Eddie decided to walk down to one of the meeting rooms to see how the Legion was doing.
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As he entered the room, he had to avoid some poo being throwing in his general direction. Eddie expected that when he casted the Lair Legion as Monkeys. Every current member of the Legion was represented as a monkey. As Eddie entered, the Monkey's stopped what they were doing, looked over at Eddie. Then, went back to what they were doing.

Eddie grew a foot or two, so he couple see what they were working on. He gave each LL Monkey a pile of blank paper & a typewriter. So far, they had produced 4 plays, a novel & a few odes to Bananas.

"Keep up the good work!" Eddie yelled. But, no one heard him. They were all busy yelling at each other.

Eddie then shrunk to his normal size & left. In the corner of his eye, Eddie could see the Mr. Epitome Monkey fling some poo at the CrazySugarFreakBoy! Monkey. Eddie found that sort of ironic.
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Eddie continued down the hallway to the kitchen. He hadn't eating anything other then popcorn for the last week. He found HALLIEBURTON floating there.

HALLIEBURTON was this Mansion's purple hued holographic A.I., she looked like she was drawn in crayon.

"Hello!" Eddie said. He then opened the fridge.

"Hello, Mr. Eddie. How goes the meeting?"

"Don't know. Haven't been yet."

"oh. I was going to bring in Coffee for the Legion."

"That would be nice." Eddie said, as he started to search the fridge for his sandwich from last week.

"Will I see you in there?" She asked.

"You sure will." Eddie said.

Then, HALLIEBURTON floated off with a tray with drinks on it. Eddie found his sandwich & decided that he must go to the Larry Legion Meeting. That was being held in the Main meeting room, the monkey's were in one of the other meeting rooms.

As walked over to the Meeting, he saw picture of past Larry Legion Members on the walls. Jervis, the Dork Knit & Peggy-Sis among others.
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Eddie walked into the meeting room, most of the members were there. HALLIEBURTON was there serving them coffee. Also, sitting at the table were Alba Harpy, he was tinkering with the LL's toaster. Sureshot was asleep & mumbling to himself.

"Oh, Natilina. I love the way you lick me, do it some more."

Pictionary & loud bang were playing Chess, Pictionary was winning, like always.

"Hey, HALLIEBURTON. Can I get a beer? I'm thirsty." shouted loud bang, the tag-long member of the Larry Legion.

"~You don't need that. Your on a diet, remember ?~" said Crescendo, the real Larry Legion member, from inside loud bang's lower intestine.

"Shut Up!" loud bang said, as he punched himself in the gut.

"~ow !~"

The Anime Shagcarpet was sitting in the corner of the room reading one of it's many Japanese comic book. The InsaneCaffineStrangeKid! was trying to get it to read some of his American comic books.

"Ah, come on, Shagcarpy! I know you want to! I bet your just dying to know what's happening in this month's Avengers, it's written by my favorite writer in the world, Brian Michael Bendis!"

Hombre Del Sombrero & Sir Mumfree Wilson were having a conversation about the direction the Legion was taking. Mumfree stopped, turned around to HALLIEBURTON.

"Uh, HALLIEBURTON. Can I have my Earl Grey Tea with two sugars & squirt of lemon in it." Sir Mumfree said.

"Sure, no problem."

"Thanks, love."

Near them, Mr. Epic-Poem going over some OOPS documents.

"I know I can The Larry Legion get arrested, but how?"

Yo-Yo, Prancer & Lisa were sitting together. They were talking about hot guys.

"Yo-Yo think Colin Pharrell is cute."

"yeah!" the other two sighed.

The Lee Brian was lost in a book he was reading. Nuts & his girlfriend were making out like two dogs in heat. The Legion's butler, Flipflop was videotaping them.

Eddie made he way down the meeting room to Mumfree. Once he got there, Eddie asked. "Mumfree, I'm not going to be at this meeting."

"Alright, chappy. The LL leader doesn't have to be at ever meeting, I'll lead this meeting, ok?" Mumfree said, with a smile.

"Ok." Eddie, said with a shrug.

Then, Eddie exited the Meeting. As he left, He heard Mumfree start the meeting.

"All right, All right, All right. Now, Ladies!" Mumfree said.

"Yeah?" they said.

"We are going to start the meeting now." he said.

"Where's Falconer?" Yo-Yo said, looking around for him. "He's dreamy."

"Young master Falconer is on leave with his sister. So, this is everyone. Master Eddie has other things to attend to. Now, this meeting was to talk about..." Mumfree said, then paused. "What was it again?"

"¡Los Juegos Del Multi-Mundo!" said Hombre Del Sombrero.

"Oh, yes. The Multi-World Games. The Planet Earth has been asked to participate in them this year."

"What's in it for us?" Mr. Epic-Poem asked.

"Well. If we win, we get a lifetime's supply of JELL-O."

"And if we lose?" Prancer asked

"El planeta se da vuelta en un calabozo." Hombre Del Sombrero said, with a stern look on his face.

"The Planet is turned into a Black Hole!" InsaneCaffineStrangeKid! yelled. He slapped his hands to either side of his face & then ran out of the room, screaming.

"What happens if we don't play?" Alba Harpy asked.

"The Planet is turned into a Black Hole." Mumfree said.

"oh." Pictionary said "I don't want to die. I've already done that once this month!"

"It's ok, real man. Your not going to die, today." Lisa said.

"I'm Fake, darn it!" Pictionary yelled.

"Sure you are." Mr. Epic-Poem said.

"Thanks!" Pictionary said.

"I was being sarcastic."

"oh."

Eddie couldn't hear the rest of the meeting, he was now to far away. Eddie then made his way up the stairs to the memeber's rooms.
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What Eddie had to do was to read some comic books (It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.). He was now in the re-creation of CrazySugarFreakBoy!'s room. He was sitting on the floor, with some comics scattered around him. He was focused on one Trade Paperback.

"Hmmm..." Eddie said as he read.

"I do like the bum bum Bum part of his name. But, then I'd have to reveal my last name. Well, I know I'm not about to call myself Eddie bum bum Bum The Witch Boy! I'm not a witch or a boy. I guess I could put the bum bum Bum part in the middle of my name but Ed bum bum Bum die sounds stupid." Eddie mused out loud.

"Also, I'm not getting a cat. Not even one that can shape change."

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After reading comic books for a few hours, Eddie returns to his TV. He left the TV on & what it was showing was yet another meeting of Lair Legion. They were still teens, except for CSFB!, who was still an Adult but older then he's normally.

Eddie felt happy. That didn't last long. He then saw Amazing Guy (or Amazing Teen, if you want to get picky) fly in.

"Yippy! My Favorite Hero has shown up!" He thought. Then, thought some more. "Wait! AG knows me & I bet he's going to tell the Legion all about me. Then, I won't have anyone to watch."

Eddie got sad. But, continued to watch. Here is what he watched:

"Hey, folks, I’ve figured out who the baddie is. Well, I asked my big omelette-dude homie Eggo told me, after I’d finished arguing with him about my allowance. But the point is, I know who’s doing this. It’s Eddie." Amazing Guy said, floating above the group.

"Who?" They said, almost collectively.

"Is it fair for the mystery villain to be someone we’ve never heard of?" Sarah Shepherdson asked.

"So what ?" Eddie yelled at the TV, as Amazing Guy explained who he was.

After the explanation, which was shorter then Eddie would have liked it. The Lair Legion now knew who was responsible for what has happened to them.

"So to put this straight all I have to do is summon this imp, have Epitome beat him up and stuff him in a locker, and things get put right, yeah?" Lisa said.

"Looks like. But you might want to stop and…" CrazySugarFreakAdult said.

"I summons nasty inter-dimensional imp Eddie!"

"That tickles!" Eddie said as he felt Lisa's summoning powers.

Eddie then disappears from his comfy couch in the Parrot-E-Verse & appears in a puff of Purple of Smoke in the Parodyverse. He was now floating above the Teen Lair Legion & The Lair Legion Jr in the Mansion's Kitchen.

"Ha-ha! You don’t you'll get out of this that easily!" Eddie said, before kidnapping the Teen Legion to some unknown location.

Eddie used some more smoke to cover their exit.

THE END!

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To be continued & concluded by someone else! I'll say Dancer & Vish. Then, maybe an epilogue to tie up the loose ends by HH.
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FOOTNOTES:

This story takes place during Follies of Youth # 22. I hope Dancer doesn't mind that I used some of her text. I had 3 goals for this story: To show the Lair Legion as Monkeys, To have a Larry Legion scene & make mention of "Sins of Youth". I did all 3!

Who or What are the Larry Legion?: The Larry Legion are Eddie's bizarre interpretation of the Lair Legion. They last (& first) appeared in Eddie's last appearance before Follies of Youth in a story called "Parody of a Parody". Eddie kidnapped his favorite hero, Amazing Guy, & took him to his home dimension, the *th Dimension. Eddie had created an almost prefect copy of the Parrodyverse for him to live in, complete with almost prefect copies of his Hero friends. The main differences between the Parrodyverse version of Heroes and/or Villains & Parrot-E-Verse (What Eddie calls this illusion) version of Heroes and/or Villains are how people act & their names. Lisa's name was not changed, mostly because I couldn't come up with an altered name for her. Also, I hope no one minds their altered representation in the Larry Legion.

What is Lost Angles?: Lost Angles is a city Eddie created in the Parrot-E-Verse, it's on the west coast of The U.S. Eddie keeps all his stuff there. Like his floating couch & his magic TV, that shows any time, any place, anything, anywhere & any when.


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