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Crisis on Infinite Parodyverses Part #10 It’s Getting Mighty Crowded In Here! Everyone's characters (Except Yo) are in this! Check it out!
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Previously we saw;
The evil Cowled Criminal collected several powerful artifacts through out time and used them to bring Anti-Story to the Multiverse. This entropy wave of destruction had been sweeping through all the alternate earths, destroying each one and then moving onto the next.
Claiming to be the forgotten son of the Hooded Hood, the Cowled Criminal built up a massive crisis in order to get revenge on his dad for ignoring him all these years.
Fooling the captured Yo into pouring his/her power into certain machines, the Cowled Criminal added that power to his own retconning abilities. He also recruited various agents to help him in his campaign.

The Lurker had always made it his life’s mission to stop the Cowled Criminal’s plans. He set up means to save both the Parodyverse and its sister universe, the Satireverse, from destruction. Just as both these universes were about to die he used his life essence to form a Neververse. This pocket of space currently holds both universes. The result of this forced merging has caused these two worlds to begin becoming one. Also, all time has merged, causing many people, places and things from other eras to co-exist.

Now with the Lurker dead, his friends strive to keep his mission alive. They are Humdinger (the woman he saved and raised), Access (his formally evil twin now returned to his original identity), Soothsayer (a man whom has been trapped traveling from dying universe to dying universe with no way to save anyone) and young Greg Dean (the last survivor of Futuristic Peace Earth and a hope to the salvation of the remaining worlds).

These four have brought all the heroes and some villains from two worlds together to explain the Crisis ahead of them.

All of this happened in previous chapters of Crisis on Infinite Parodyverses.


Catch up at the Crisis on Infinite Parodyverses Web Page!



Warning: The following chapter is filled with almost every character to ever grace a PV story. It’s the nature of the beast so hang on!

The Crisis on Infinite Parodyverses took place in 2005 so the continuity is very behind. But then with the nature of this series and all the various timelines, futures, pasts and alternate Earths, it really doesn’t matter anyway.
Just hang on…





Crisis on Infinite Parodyverses Part #10 It’s Getting Mighty Crowded In Here!





[Crisis Pin-Up Poster #9: The Gathered Multitude in the Lurker’s spaceship;
NOTE: There is only one way to give this classic scene justice. If you look closely you’ll see your character (except Yo):

The room is the size of two football fields, despite the fact that it is inside a small ship. The gathering of beings fill this room easily. This is far from any normal gathering.

Nats, Suicide Blonde, Uhunalura, Suresnout, Professor William Reed, Andrew Dean “Agent of The Man”, Helm Man, the BawdyBardJesterJouster!, King Jarvikins and Lady Lisette Waltshire are next to Bad Lash, Thunder Reed, the LocoQuick-DrawSarsaparillaOutlaw!, Trickshot, GoldenBow and Archer Boy and Cinnamon Shepherdson. Trickshot is greeting Natalia Katarina Romanza whom was walking towards him along with Pigeon, Falcon and Ziles.

Fleabot sits on the Idiom’s shoulder while spiffy helps Beverley Campbell up from the floor. Behind them Slingshot, Muffy Framlicker, Amazingly Cosmic Boy, Triple L, Chameleon Dragon, NTU-4000, Ultra Thunder Boy, Samantha Featherstone (adult version), Katelyn Brunsen (adult version), Purple Sunshine and Cody Harper (adult version).
Boy Wonder, L’il Buttie, Wormlad, Wormbait and Hat Kid are looking over at Fashion Accessory, Dr. Visionary, Hopkins 2001, Henchbot, Kerry Shepherdson, Harlagaz, Liu Xi Xian, the Unknown and Visionary. Coming up behind Vish are green-skinned Caphan Ex-Slave Girls Deeela, Sayaana, Philaana, Noona and Miiri.
The other Caphan Ex-Slave Girls (Odoona, Losiira, Luuma, and Kaara) are greeting De Brown Streak, Icewing, Captain Astounding, Rocket Raccoon and Captain Courageous.

Globetrotting Gangbusters members Lesbian Liberator, Roller Rocket, Spectrum Spectre, Armored Amphibian, Jujitsu Juggler and Kite Knight stand with Goldeneyed, Sorceress, CrazySugarFreakBoy!, Meggan Foxxx, Hacker Nine, Rev Dr Septimo Alarcon, Sarah of Dunboggie, the Acoustic Avenger, Madam Chef, the Golden Age Captain Marbles, Arachnid and Sgt. Iron.
Liberty Lis, Quickstreak, Fast Service, Patriot, Grey Eagle and younger versions of Wild Hare, Power Rod and Johnny Yoyo stand near Miss Burner, Fashion Fairy, Grace O’ Mercy, Burly Man, Gunshot, Keiko Takashi, Sean Morrison, the Forester, Nanny Bumpy, Colonel Blanchford Bertram, Dr Hakenfakir, Phineas Quimby and a confused Justin Tyme.

Hollywood V, Hastings Vernal, Heroic Von-el, Henry Vatarra, Holland V, Homer Vugo and Hunter Victorious all stand in the corner with Xander the Improbable, Cleone, Dr. Mystery, Outerspecter, Starsparrow, the Abyssal Greye and Con Jonstantine.

Jonstantine is glancing over at the nearest crowd consisting of Dancer, Shadow Dancer, Dikki, Fred 22, Namatsi, the Sorcessor, John Parker, Silicone Sally, Princess ProjectrAsil, Mailbox, Karate Knight, Golden Elemental, Lynx, Girly Man, Darkhwk, Alcheman, Da White Spot, Golden Boy, CrazySugarFreakBabe!, Fugleman, Postcard, the Arachnid-Kid, Rubber Ralph, Atomic Adam, Vision Quest, Brave Spirit,
Brainwasher, Sheriff Dirk, the robotic Fakeman and a passed out Space Ghost.
Sir Valiant on his winged horse Acorn rears up in mid air. They are startled by the elongated necks of Elastic Guy and HappyBouncyElasticLad!

HBEL’s neck and elongated body is stretched from a crowd consisting of Dream Cheryl, Natstar, Bouncing thud, Lightning-Hatress, Eatagain the Demon, Star Sword, the Darkened Knight, Dagda the Good, GlitchedGizmoRiotgrrlRobot!, MachoMochaDemonicDetective!, TwistedTimestreamWastelandsWanderer!, QueerJumbledJungleQueen!, Multiple Personality Man, Ninja Accountant, Niobe, Paste Pot Pete, Cap, Teen Avenger, the Human Zamboni, Psi-Lance, Semi-Transparent Lad, Sonic Boom, Jet Starscream, Nite-Owl, Bird Boy, Tubby Tachyon, Prefab Prankster, Ocular Occultist, Small Man, Desert Rose, Eli the Elemental, Wilblk, the Professor, Billy Goat, Dreama Garner, Thundar, Donar and Zebulon.

Elastic Guy’s elongated neck and body stretched from a crowd consisting of the Blacksmith (Anna Kensington), War-350, NTU-150, Asil, Sir Mumphrey Wilton, Al B. Harper, Yuki Shiro, the Green Ninja, Super-Falc, Hyperlyna Stevens, Hector Richmond, Princess Kyn’dra Hool, Shazana Pel, Nitz the Bloody, “Massive” Molly Kitsarugi (standing ten feet tall), Ordnance, Poise (also standing ten feet tall), Oswald “Oz” Bott, the Golden Age Pigeonman (old, present day version), CrazySugarBlast-OffLad! (Present day version), Wild Hare (present day version), Historia001 (present day version), Von R Harper, Visionary5, Jack Rabbit, Jackie Rabbit and a recovering Amazing Guy (Scott Brunsen).

In another corner the Bog Thing simply stands, bringing strange looks from LT. Jason Stuart, some of the DarkHwks (international WWII fighter pilots) and some of the Howlin' Joes of Sleazy Company.
The Howlin' Joes are also staring at the present day version of their sergeant now much older, Dan Drury. Drury is standing beside Messenger, dull thud, the Golden Age Hatman, the Bateleur, Visible Boy, Krakus, Garglon, Marksman, the Black Pantser, ManMan with Knifey, Yo-du, WolfWolf, White Sorceress, Frozen Produce, Shrinking Fern, the Star-Spangled Weedboy, Cavy, Lisis, Cobra (present day version), Cave Guy, Elsqueevio, Muff Tu Ta, the Masked Muskrat, the Amazing Rando, Jonah Burch and the Scalpchopper.

Fin Fang Foom flaps his large leather wings as he hovers over another group of confused people. Below him stood a startled Jarvis and Lisa Waltz along with Ham-Boy, Kid Butcher, Veggie-Boy, Kid Produce, Little Guy, Phantom Ghost Girl, Frog Boy, Frog Man, WildYofire, Pegistar, Sandsleeper and Sleepy the snoring boy, Dr. Dark-night, Hourly Crusader, Starseed, Exile, Lisette, Christopher Waltz (adult version), HyperActiveLunaticMiss!, Trickshot II , Jimmy the Lizard Boy, Flapjack and the Dark Knight.

Horizon shoots through the air in a stream of Ionic energy, barley missing Pegasus in her half human half horse form and the winged Angelheart. Beneath this near collision stands the Librarian, Hatman (the Parodyverse version), Hatman (the Satireverse version), Vistinex, Vince Cosmo, De X Streak, Exferno, Saturn-Ziles, Lightning-Hat, Guardmaster, US Secret Service Agent Tom Stevens, Hagatha Darkness (old version), RAW-150, Cow-Boy, Night Ghost, the Two-Gun Hat, James Reed (the Tomahawker) and Dan Boaz, ColoredColonialPatoisPatriot!, Leonardo de Lapidus, Dr. Gulliver Wilton, Florento de Clement,
Sersi, Puff the dragon, Thunderstroke, Emale, Resound, Elemento, Jacinth, Somefire, Flamer, Cold Warrior, Mongrel and Spandex Lass.

Big-Bird, the Lair Legion of Super Heroes member who wears Falcon’s old armor and can grow large, has grown to fifteen feet and stands over super powered teens Todd and Jamie Allen whom have greeted their retired hero father Mr. Amazing. Beside them stands Kala Huni, the new Jingo Belle, Power Rod II, DupliKate, Phantom, Angelimon, Grey Wolf, Extraterrestrial Enigma, Fetish Lad, Laura Night, the Saint, Granny Fang, Nun More Black, Pietro, the Psychic Samurai, Michael McKinley, Earth Mother, Prizefighter, Poisyn, Joey Z, Speed Freak, Golden Guardian, the Hunter, Jonathan Armstrong Stanng , Clockwork Craftsman, Wombat Woman, Illusion Illustrator, DJ Druid Druggist and oBlok.

Also standing fifteen feet tall on the other side of the room is Banjoooo. Below him Dynamo Dolphin lies on the ground dripping with water. Fancy Guppy is helping her. Next to them is the ape King Lui along with Glory, Mr. Epitome, Hallie (with her floating holographic emitter), Artimies (Charlotte Ouk), Artimis and Inter-Planet Janet of the Wonderful Seven, Brown Blot, Sylverkrin, Toadton, Jon Arnold Swiftman, Chad and Ronnie, the original Captain Courageous, Mr. Suit, Szandor Anton, the ape Dr. Zanus, Crimson Bolt, Paris Stravenger, Lee O'Callahan, Pelopia, Goldenexile, De Winged Streak, Hatman II and two confused young witches from alternate timelines known as Hat Trick (Stacey Boaz) and Witch-Hat (Kristy Boaz).

In the middle of the room stood yet another collection of confused heroes. Standing there was Miss Liberty Waltz, Buckland Dean, Virgil Salvage, Akiko Masamune, PyramidProdigyAcolyteArchitect!, LuminousLudicrousKineticKid!, CometSailorSpaceCadet!, CrazySugarCosmicIconoclast!, JollyJauntySweetmeatSwashbuckler!, Purple Pirate and his son Phillip, Aaron and Lady Chain, the Designer, Umbra, Untouchable, Storm Trooper, the Renaissance Man and the Four Challengers of the Fantastic Unknown (Professor Weed Writchards, Mist, Lump and Frosty).

In another corner (this one very dark) several interesting figures watch. They are; Camellia of the Fey, Gunthar and Indiana Gnome, Annabelle, Roland and Anthony Foresight, Khrys Constantine, Zach the lemur-man and Tricia the tree girl (both Zeku Avatars), Deadboy and lurking behind, Wangmundo. Even more secluded (if such a thing is possible), is the Manga Shoggoth, his wife Sh’Ron, offspring Cthandra and Ebony of Nubilia. Rabito flops at Ebony’s feet.

Finally, the real outcasts of the bunch, are the few villains that have been teleported aboard. They stand together in a crowd as well. For some odd reason they do not attack the heroes but instead simply watch them cautiously. They are; Baroness Elizabeth Zemo, Baron Ottokar Zemo, Baron Heinrich Zemo, Dr Moo (holding Davidowicz), Balefire, Killershike, Cyber Venom, Thighmaster and Browning, Argh!Yle, the Enthrallress, Molestro, Onslaughter, Baron Buttzcreg, Doctor Osker-Myer, Timequester, Mega Byte, the Hole Man, Reaper, Twisted Sister and Fanboy, Prince Dracu, the Captor, the Spring Loaded Man, Mailman, Mahssus, Spleen Splitter, Swingy, the Frightsome Four (English Man, Garbage Burner, Marker Man, Dr. Teeth), Wang, Kink, the Confiscator, Dirth Vortex, Sexy Olivia, Dimensionweaver, the Grim Reaper, Honey Bee, the Bone, Membrane, the Florist, Grrl, Jean-Pierre, Canadian Nightmare, Quake, Anvil Man, Rape Ape, Evil Monkey, Gold Fish, Magenta St Evil, PsychoAcidPervGirl!, Holy Wedlock, Crying Clown, Magnetic Techbird, Savagetooth, Huntmaster, the Mind's Eye, Musk Ox, Razor Ballerina, Gamona the Assassin, HuntingJustice DeathMarrow, Professor Manyarms, Rimshooter, Third Degree, Crosshairs, HeadCase, Appendage Man, Velcro Vixen, Sgt Snail, the Grey Death and Morbido the Magnificent with his Brotherhood of Evil Mutates (the Vermillion Vex, Obo the Indestructible, the Slob, the Slug, Flame-O, Miragemind, Fatale, Turbulence, the Jumbuck, the Wailer and Kismet).]

The large room is filled with white noise as the crowd reacts to their situation;

Justin Tyme examines his timer while behind him Colonel Blanchford Bertram, Dr Hakenfakir and Phineas Quimby are seen talking.
Justin: “It’s stopped! Wherever I am, whenever I am, it’s at a spot where no time progresses at all! That can’t be right!”

Lisa says to Jarvis, “It can’t be you! You died!”
Jarvis: “I… died? Lisa what’s going on?”
Behind them Sandsleeper wakes up his partner Sleepy the snoring boy by slapping him on the back of the head.

Ham-Boy is talking to Kid Butcher and Veggie-Boy. Kid Produce is listening to this when someone greets him.
“Jasper? It’s me, Tonya! Is the rest of the JBH here?” Phantom Ghost Girl asked him.
“Tonya? But you went back to the future?”
“Yes. I did. I guess I’m back from the future now though. Or are you the one who traveled in time? Wait… Tom Pymer? But you cant be here!”
Little Guy is dressed differently then we last seen him. Over his costume is a long loin cloth, a belt, a fancy necklace and furry boots. He’s holding a sword. “You mean because I died? I’m living in the Micro-Place now. I just want to know how I got here?”

While surrounded by Boy Wonder, Wormlad, Wormbait and Hat Kid, L’il Buttie calls to Junior Lair Legion members Kerry Shepherdson, Harlagaz and Fashion Accessory. “I don’t know why you losers are here. With us New Battlers around, who needs you?”
Kerry smiles and starts to move forward when her guardian, Visionary, touches her shoulder. “Don’t Kerry! With everyone and the kitchen sink here you don’t know WHAT will happen.”
The Probability Arsonist turns to talk to Vish when a sight stops her in her tracks. Standing behind her is not one but two Visionaries. Vish is equally shocked as Dr. Visionary from the Satireverse speaks up, “You must be my Parodyverse counterpart. I am Doctor Visionary, world renowned scientist. I assume you have an equally brilliant mind. We must put our vast intellects together to come to a rapid understanding of this conundrum.”
“Uh… what now?” was Vish’s only reply. Kerry laughed so hard she burst into tears.
Liu Xi Xian spoke to Philaana, Noona and Miiri, “This place… whomever created it has mastered the Void well. The machines here harness it to allow all this room.”
“That is true Liu Xi Xian.” The Unknown responded as he joined them. “The one who set it up is gone forever from this world however. He set this ship and it’s incredible machines to use the Void after his death.”
“Who are you? You are filled with great evil and great good. You seem like a paradox.”
“I am… the Unknown.” the strangely colored shadow replied as he faded into the crowd.

Keiko Takashi has taken her friend, Sean Morrison, by the hand and is leading him through the crowded room.
Sean’s eyes dart from one grouping of strange colorful beings to the next. He’s never seen anything like this. As he watches Losiira, Luuma, and Kaara he says, “And you say you were trapped on this world for awhile?”
All his best friend says is “Mmhm.” As a trained assassin, Keiko’s first thought is to get to a secluded spot, then plan their escape from this madness.
Sean eyes the QueerJumbledJungleQueen!, Yuki Shiro, Jingo Belle, Dream Cheryl, Sorceress and Lisa. “I just don’t understand why we can’t stay for a little while. Maybe meet some of these interesting people.” He’s looking VERY closely at Lisa.
“We do not belong here Sean.” Was all Keiko could reply before a shapely brunette stepped in their path and said, “Hi! I’m Dancer! And who might you be?”

“Well babe, any ideas what the $$%^# is going on?” Trickshot asked Natalia Romanza as they stood with Bad Lash, Thunder Reed, Cinnamon Shepherdson, Jonah Burch, Pigeon, Falcon and Goldeneyed.
“None what so ever. One minute Pigeon and had just saved children from a burning building and the next we’re here.”
“This plum crazy!” Jonah Burch replied with wide eyes. “Where are we? How did we get here?” the scar-faced gunfighter was starting to finger his pistols.
Easy going Bad Lash spoke to him with a calm voice, “Whoa! Whoa! It’s alright Jonah. This here fella Carl is from th’ future. Remember? He’s not worried or spooked so we shouldn’t be either. I’m sure we’ll all figure it out soon enough.”
“That’s right.” Carl Bastion, the archer known as Trickshot agreed. “I’ve been here before. This is the Lurker’s ship. He’s the guy who built that machine you saw in the west. He’ll sort this out… huh? It cant be!”
Tricky’s eyes popped open wide as he noticed the man who raised him, his mentor and father, now long dead, as a little boy.
The Golden Age archer GoldenBow and his teen age ward Archer Boy walked by.

Roland the 12 year old looking vampire was watching Grace O’ Mercy talking with Hatman and Al B. Harper.
“Why doesn’t she come over here to talk to us my sister?”
Annabelle, his younger sister, calmly sat on a piece of machinery and casually moved her feet side to side. “She doesn’t want anyone to know she’s a vampire.”
“So she’s still not happy with what she is?”
“It might take her years Roland. We should just give her time and be there when she needs us.”
“Excuse me but have you seen Little Cat?” Ronald Arnold Gerrimoto Beeslyhuxtoy asked as he looked up at the little girl with the glowing eyes.
“No, I have not seen your cat. Sorry.”
“He’s not really a cat. He’s a hamster and… WELL PAINT MY FACE AND CALL ME BELA! You’re a vampire! Cool! Are you going to kill anyone?”
“No. We do not…”
“Can you turn into a bat?”
“Well yes, we…”
“You’re a little short for a vampire. How come?”
“Mortal, I do not wish to discuss...”
“Where is your coffin? I bet it’s small. Do you have any pets too? A werewolf maybe?”
She hoped off the machinery and gave her brother a look that read “Help me!”
“You’re doing fine Annabelle. I think I’ll just give you some time.”
Khrys Constantine, whom was standing with Roland, started to laugh.
She gave a frustrated groan and stormed off, Ronnie trailing behind her, “How come you don’t talk like Dracula?”

Hyperlyna Stevens turned to Hector Richmond and said, “It’s good to see you again Hector. It’s been awhile.”
“Ever since the last Lair Society of Justice reunion. It’s good to see you too Mrs. Stevens.”
The retired WWII hero and amazon known as Historia001 replied, “Yes. It was nice meeting your friend too.”
At the mention of the teen age winged princess that was currently talking with Hector’s grandfather (the Golden Age Pigeonman), Hyperlyna scowled a bit.
Hector did not even notice. “Princess Kyn’dra has been holding up alright. A strange portal sent her to Parodopolis just as her planet was destroyed. I’ve been helping her to get accustomed to her new life.”
“I’ll just bet you have.” Hyperlyna said under her breath. Her mother caught it and touched her arm. “Well Hector it was nice talking to you. Lyna and I need to see someone about why we’re all here. Come along Lyna.”
“But mother…”
Hector joined the conversation that was going on.
“I’m truly sorry about your home Princess Kyn’dra. Your father was a member of the JBH with me. He was a fine friend and true warrior.” Pigeonman sounded very sad as he said this.
“Thank you Mr. Hallow. I’m very sorry about your wife. My parents spoke very highly of you both. There would be a grieving ceremony at the Great Eyrie of Thonnagar for her… if it was still around.” She trailed off.
“It is true! You did survive!” Shazana Pel, exiled High Warrior of Thonnagar shouted with amazement.
De Brown Streak and Hallie were beside her. The looked at Pel in shock as this defiant warrior woman began bowing to the young teen. “Your royal highness Princess Kyn’dra Hool, it is the humble wish of your servant, Shazana Pel, to guard you and remain by your side.”
“Shazana? You’re alive?” tears streamed from the teen Thonggarian as she flew into Pel’s arms. The two cried deeply as Pigeonman and his grandson quietly watched.

Baroness Elizabeth Zemo, looking as disgusted as ever, says to her grandfather Baron Ottokar Zemo, “I do not know who rudely teleported us here but I wont stay a moment longer.”
“Vas is dis? An imposter? And she ist a female?” Baron Heinrich Zemo exclaims in shock. “Who are you voman?”
“Ah. My great uncle. Why don’t you go build some stupid machine that doesn’t come close to getting the job done and leave us alone.”
“HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME! I should… Ottokar? It cant be you! You disappeared years ago. How can this be?”
“Never mind that my young sibling. First you will apologize to my granddaughter and your grandniece. She is after all the next in the great Zemo tradition!”

Visionary5 just stared at Jackie Rabbit while she was talking to Amazing Guy. The way she tossed her long, curly red hair, the way she used her hands when she spoke, even the way her eyes lit up when she was happy, each one of these made him go numb. He is the most brilliant mind of the 32nd century yet in her presence he was reduced to an unintelligent mumbling Neanderthal.
“Go on Vishy. Talk to her.” Von R Harper said.
“What? Oh! No. What could I possible ever say to…”
Lightning-Hatress grabbed him by the arm and simply said, “Listen, even arrogant know-it-alls get a chance at love too!”
She pulled him over to the small group consisting of Amazing Guy, Kid Produce, Little Guy (sitting on Produce’s shoulder), Eli the Elemental, Phantom Ghost Girl, Horizon, Jack Rabbit, Jackie Rabbit and their father, Wild Hare.
Kid Produce glared at the approaching Vish 5.
Lightning-Hatress made a quick introduction, “Hello JBH! Here’s someone who wants to say ‘hi’ to Jackie Rabbit.”
“Aylalala please! I…” Visionary5 turned and looked into Jackie’s large green eyes. He froze.
“Hello Visionary5! I thought you might be here. Amazing Guy was just telling us what he’s found out.”
Scott Brunsen continued, “Well it seems now that both the Parodyverse and the Satireverse are in this strange pocket dimension I’m able to control my powers again. I’m still in pain because every time an alternate Earth is destroyed it translates to pain for me, but other then that I’m fine.”
“Wait a minute. You mean there are still worlds out there getting the ax?” Jack asked.
“Yes. I’m afraid so.”
The unearthly voice of a little girl could be heard. It interrupts them. “I SAID LEAVE ME BE MORTAL! I do not wish to speak with you anymore!”
As Annabelle storms pass Ronnie spies Amazing Guy and turns abruptly towards the Protector of the Universe, “HEY! You’re Amazing Guy! What’s it like in space? Have you ever been to the moon? How come you can breathe up there? I bet you never get hungry because you eat all the green cheese on the moon!”

It was like this all through out the crowd.
Uhunalura hugged Nats while the large Abhuman pig Suresnout watched. Suicide Blonde simply gave them a scathing look.
Jimmy the Lizard chased Fin Fang Foom around, trying to greet his idol.
CrazySugarFreakBoy! talked excitedly with his fellow CrazySugarHeroes.
The Ancient Egyptian heroine known as Lisis spied the modern heroine Cobra and wondered if she was at all similar to the one she knew (and hated) back in Egypt.
Silicone Sally Rezilyant follows John Parker, Man of Sand. “Come on! Let’s see what would happen!” she called after him.
NTU-150 and his Satireverse counterpart, War-350, talked adamantly about each other’s armor.
Rocket Raccoon stood surrounded by Deeela, Sayaana, Philaana, Noona, Miiri, Odoona, Losiira, Luuma, and Kaara. A large smile spread across his furry face.
Weed Writchards, Dr. Leonard Day-Vincent, Al B Harper, the Librarian and Professor William Reed all talked incessantly about the various technological marvels around them and what they might mean.
Chad is kneeling on the floor, silent as ever, giving all sorts of nonsense hand gestures and facial movements to a frustrated Glory.
The crowd continued to mix until a bright flash of light drew everyone’s attention to one spot in the air.

Humdinger hovered above them, glowing brightly with power. As she flew into the room two flying disks with more machinery all over them flew in. Access stood on one of them while Greg Dean (now looking to be around age 20) stood on the other. As their flying discs flew into the large room Soothsayer floated after them.
Soon all four were looking down on the assembly. They had everybody’s attention.
“Welcome! I am Humdinger and these men with me are Access, Soothsayer and the sole survivor of another Earth, Greg Dean.”
That brought sharp looks from both Fin Fang Foom and the Dark Knight.
She continued, “We have brought you here to inform you of the world’s present fate.”
“Wait a minute!” Trickshot spoke up. “Last time I was here you showed me my home Earth. It was still in one piece. All this time I thought it was destroyed.”
Access addressed his concern, “Yes Trickshot it is still ok. The other Amazing Guy and that Earth’s Lair Legion are protecting it.”
“Well from what I remember that’s not a lot. I want to move there permanently. Come on. Send me.”
At that Natalia Romanza’s head turned sharply to Trickshot.
Humdinger replied, “I regret we cannot. You still have a purpose on this Earth.”
“That’s bull lady!”
“And that’s enough Tricky!” Hatman cut his teammate off. “Humdinger say what you’ve got to say. I cant speak for some here but there are a lot of us who want to hear you out.”
The older Hatman, from the Satireverse spoke up, “Yes. I agree. We’re listening.”



“This is Tish Tily reporting for Action 8 News. It is a strange new world we have found ourselves in. Just standing on the street you can see a variety of people from different eras in history. You sir, what is your name?”
“Billy Lateron. I’m confused. The Planet Helpers and I came back to Earth Base to get supplies. There was this large flash of light and now I’m here on the street talking to you.”
“Mr. Lateron could you tell me what year it is?”
“Of course. It’s 2115.”
“Wait, there seems to be someone dressed as a gladiator wanting to speak. Yes sir?”
“What is this? Where am I? I was in the Coliseum fighting three lions when I arrived here.”
“Your name sir?”
“I am Willus Reedusex, the Bronze Gladiator.”
“I should tell you viewers at home that we should not be able to understand Willus here but for some reason the language barrier has been broken. We can at least understand each other, even if the world has gone crazy. As we get more information we will bring it to you. This is Tish Tily reporting for Action 8 News.”



Power Rod II stands beside Virgil Salvage, Akiko Masamune and the Bog Thing. “Where is the Lurker? He made me what I am and I’m like to speak with him!” she demanded.
“Our master is dead.” Humdinger replied sadly.
“What? How?”
Access fielded that question, “He was killed by our mutual enemy, the Cowled Criminal. Before he died however he turned his life-force into the pocket dimension your worlds currently reside in.”
Greg Dean continued for him. He pointed to the large view screen and the image of both the Parodyverse Earth and the Satireverse Earth appeared. “The Lurker prepared a way so that just before both the Parodyverse and the Satireverse were destroyed they would be sucked into a pocked dimension. This is called the Neververse.”
Rev Dr Septimo Alarcon of the Improbable College spoke up, “I still do not understand why this happened though. Why was the world in peril? Who is our enemy? How safe are we?”
Several agreed with him.
Soothsayer replied with his usual depressed panic, “Every alternate universe is falling to the horrible destructive power of the Cowled Criminal!” the view screen showed the crimson cloaked villain. “From what we’ve learned he has been destroying them to get back at his father, the Hooded Hood!”
Many looked around in shock.
Soothsayer continued, “I’ve seen his power! I’ve traveled to many worlds and seen them become absorbed, destroyed, by his terrible wave of Anti-Story! Nothing and no one can survive it’s onslaught!”
“Except you, you mean.” Baroness Elizabeth Zemo did not sound convinced.
“I cant help it! Every time a world breathes it’s last breath I get teleported to the next one moments before it’s end. I’ve been forced to endure this again and again!”
“Soothsayer speaks the truth!” Humdinger said. “Watch the screens if you doubt him!”
Several more screens appeared around the top of the room. Each one showed a different Earth.
Six Earths, as different from each other as night from day, die. On the firat screen they see a man in red and green. Beside him is a woman dressed the same and a teen in blue and green. They are Captain Dragon, Dancing Dragon and Captain Dragon Jr.
“Hey! That’s the Dragon Family! AG and I visited that Earth once!” Nats proclaimed as he stood among Uhunalura, Dancer and Agent of The Man Andrew Dean. Dancer and Fin Fang Foom couldn’t help but notice their resemblance to Captain Dragon and Dancing Dragon.
The heroes watched as the Dragon Family and their two arch rivals, Sivana Burch and little worm Mr. Swishy, fell to the wave of Ant-Story.
They turned to the next Earth and Trickshot spoke up. “Wait! That’s Earth Thugos!”
“Where?” Nitz asked.
“Earth Thugos! AG, ManMan and I led a revolution there! I lived there for months building it up. Those people lived under Thugos’ rule for centuries. It’s a universe where the Hooded Hood’s kids were Thugos and Kumari.” Tricky turned to the Lurker’s servants, “You gotta help them! They finally have peace! They don’t deserve this!”
“Yeah! Do something!” ManMan joined in.
Humdinger looked down in shame as the last of Earth Thugos vanished into the Plaid wall of Anti-Story. “We cannot. It was too far gone.”
It was the same with the other four Earths;
On Earth Towelman, it’s sole heroes Towelman (Ian Watsar) and Towlgirl died defending their home of Yorkswire.
On Earth Morale, JewishHealthyFoodMild-ManneredMan, JewishHealthyFoodMild-ManneredMan Jr. and AbstinentBubbleGumTeenageGirl all showed pained expressions as they too faded away.
On Earth Animal 2, Jungle League of America members Green Jellyfish, Superdonkey, Iron Anteater, Man-Ant, Spider-Shark, and Wonder Walrus all die quickly.
Finally, on Earth Midget, midget heroes Dark Friar, Elvis impersonating Amazing Guy and Country western singing Baron Zemo all faded to plaid with their silly world. The silly version of the Hooded Hood known as Circus Clown was no where in sight.
“Hey! Those last three were my Earths!” Space Ghost complained.
“I’m not surprised.” Phantom Ghost Girl commented under her breath.
Access spoke up, “There are still a few Earths remaining. We must work together if we are to save the worlds!”
Humdinger explained, “Everyone, we must work together as we have never before. This pocket universe inhibits panic and strife because the Lurker set it up that way, but there will still be conflicts. You heroes and villains must work to keep that strife to a minimum. Greg tell them why else they are needed.”
“The Cowled Criminal will get to this pocket universe. That much is certain. Whatever your conflicts are you have to see past them and work together. We have one sole hope to save them.”
“You want to merge the remaining Earths, right?” CrazySugarFreakBoy! asked.
“No, why would we want to do that? They are merging currently but we must stop them then separate them. It’s the only way. Let me show you what we want to do this with.”
Greg reached into a small glass case and pulled out a simple pencil. He held it up. “This is the Infinity Pencil. It comes from another Earth. The universe it calls home was destroyed but for some strange reason this pencil keeps restoring it. The Lurker’s plane is to use this Pencil to protect any Earths held within the Neververse. Our late master had extensively studied this artifact and discovered a way to use it to not only recreate whatever universe it resides in, but to extend a sort of sphere of energy that would repel the Anti-Story and fortify the universes held within the Neververse.”



From Herringcarp Asylum, the Hooded Hood sat back at watched the gathering through his Portal of Pretentiousness.
“Interesting.”



“Are more universes going to be added to the Neververse?” Weed Writchards asked.
“Yes. There are a few we can still save. One is the Pencil’s home world. It’s the universe of the legendary Rightness Guild of America.” Humdinger explained.
“That’s my Earth!” Horizon shouted.
“Legendary? I’ve never heard of ‘em.” Wild Hare said.
“What about my home Earth?” Hacker Nine wondered.
Humdinger responded, “Yes. The Technoverse is also one of them. Soon we will choose various champions from this gathering to travel to those Earths to prepare the people for the shift into the Neververse.”
“Hold on.” Sean Morrison held up his hand. Keiko Takashi gave him a dirty look as she wanted them to remain hidden in the crowd. “So what you’re saying is that some of those here will be coming to my world to prepare us for… what did you say?”
“Do not concern yourself with these facts Sean Morrison. Your universe is still far from the effects of the Crisis. If we can stop it at the Infinite Parodyverses then it will not branch forth to worlds like your own.”
This made Keiko raise her hand, “But if our universe isn’t a part of this, why are we here?”
“Due to your many visits to the Parodyverse, the Crisis must have opened the portal that brings you here and sucked you and whomever you were with at the time into the Neververse as well. Please be patient and after all is resolved you will be returned home.”
Jonah Burch speaks up from under his cowboy hat, “It all seems like a fairy tale to me. I think you’re puttin’ us on missy.”
“And what’s wrong with fairy tales?” Camellia of the Fey asked him.
“What if some of us don’t want to help?” Anvil Man demanded. Several of the villains murmured their agreement.
“Then the rest of us will tie you blighters up and deal with you proper!” Sir Mumphrey Wilton shot back.
“Don’t forget, we outnumber you!” spiffy added.
“You’d better shut your plant-hole weed boy!” the Bone warned.
Banjoooo grew menacingly and some of the other heroes started to power up.
“WAIT! There will be no fighting here! Listen to us!” surprisingly everyone did. There was something in Greg Dean’s plea. Some sort of power that only a few (Ziles, Jonathan Armstrong Stanng, Saturn Ziles and a couple others) noticed.
“They… speak… the truth. There… is a… Crisis hurting… the green.” The Bog Thing explained.
“Yes!” Soothsayer joined in. “Please, I’ve seen worlds die! To preserve everything we need you all!”
Greg concluded by saying, “Return. See the danger for yourselves but decide quickly before the final universes fall and it’s too late for everyone.”
With a flash of light everyone was sent back to the ParodySatireverse.


Lair Mansion still looked like a merge between it’s Victorian and modern periods.
Justin Tyme and Sir Mumphrey Wilton materialized in the dining room.
“I’m back here? Wait. Which year is this?”
“It really doesn’t matter, does it chap? Lets go get a spot on tea then what?”
“What the heck. Where else am I going to go?” Justin asked.
As the two of them sit down Justin says, “I’m just relieved I’m finally in one place. My timer cant get a bead on the era but so what? At least it’s better than bouncing through history without stopping at all.”
“You might want to hold your tongue a moment young chap. The Chronometer of Infinity is picking up some strange readings around you at the moment.”
Just then Justin vanished.



The planet Owna resides at the center of the Parodyverse.
It used to be teeming with life. Now, however, it is a lifeless shell.
The beings who used to live here were called the GardenSmurfs. They used their great power to fuel the Giant Flashlight Battery.
This Battery was used to power their policemen, the Yellow Flashlight Corps. Each star system had it’s own Yellow Flashlight to protect that sector of space. The chosen protectors were given their own Power Thimble and a Power Flashlight to charge the thimble with.
One tragedy after another destroyed the Yellow Flashlights and their little blue masters.
Now the battery lies dormant. All the Yellow Flashlights are either dead or powerless.

Until today this is.
Eggo the Living Waffle was a very ancient protector of the Parodyverse. He lived a long time and would pick various champions through out history to serve as Captain Marbles.
His latest agent is Amazing Guy.
Eggo recently fought the Cowled Criminal to a standstill. The battle cost him his very life.
All that remained of Eggo was a flicker of his essence. He would never return to life but that flicker was still extremely strong.

Eggo’s last essence zoomed towards Owna with incredible speed. It flew into the wreaked Yellow Flashlight base and straight into the large Power Flashlight Battery.
His essence, the flicker of his power, merges with the tiny remains of the GardenSmurfs’ power.
The Battery exploded with power.
After too long a time it has been reignited.

Somewhere beyond this existence, the GardenSmurfs awake.




Moscow, Russia, where a sight no one thought they would see commences.
Local hero Oksana Tolkaze, other wise known as Cold Warrior, tries to use her freezing powers to stop a heard of dinosaurs.

Flying in ( or riding ice bridges) to help are the following heroes; Frosty of the Four Challengers of the Fantastic Unknown, the Human Zamboni, Icewing, Frozen Produce, Exferno, Miss Burner, Flashfry, Somefire, Suicide Blonde and Nats.

“Hey! That’s that Russian hero, Cold Comrade!” Frozen Produce comments.
“It’s Cold Warrior. Hey! Do you need any help?” Frosty asked the hero.
As she froze the last Tyrannosaurus Rex solid she replied, “No thank you American. I have my homeland well protected.”
Nats (the patrol leader) said to the heroes, “Well I guess we came all the way here for nothing. Lets get back home and see what we can do there.” He than said to Suicide Blonde, “And to answer your question, no. I don’t want to sneak away and make out.”
She turned towards him with daggers in her eyes, “Excuse me? I wouldn’t want to touch you if my life depended on it! If you even think of touching me I’ll change you to paper a shred you with my bare hands!”
As the villain stormed off Nats was visibly taken back.
1940’s heroine Miss Burner explained it to him, “Don’t be too shocked. Whatever Chronic did to her must have worn off.”
“Huh. I guess things are looking up for me after all.” He replied.




Twisted Organ was a lonely boy. No one ever played with him as a child. The mutate gene that allowed him to turn parts of his body into a tornado by twisting them would always act out of control. Combine that with the constant pain he got when he twisted and you could imagine the life of horror he had.

In the Cowled Criminal’s citadel in some unknown location, Twisted Organ moved very quietly. He was almost to the teleportation tubes when he heard the terrifying sound.
At first it was a soft cord of music, but as it continued on it grew louder.
Finally as it built to a crescendo Twisted Organ found himself on his knees. He was bleeding from every orifice.
“P…please! Stop!” he pleaded.
Chronic just sneered at him and continued to play.
A voice was heard, impossibly soft through the loud noise, and Chronic stopped. “Enough.”
Twisted Organ’s blood froze with the sound of that voice. “No. Oh no.”
The Cowled Criminal calmly walked around the bleeding mutate. His crimson cloak and cowl reflected the soft light of the teleporters. “So you have had a change of heart have you?”
A light went on in the background. Within it was the cage that housed the beaten hero known as Swift.
He looked up and watched what was happening.
“No master!” Twisted Organ continued, “I just wanted to… ah… watch the destruction first hand!”
“I see.”
“GAAAHHH!” Twisted Organ screamed as his body lifted into the air. His arms and legs spread out and blood continued to pour from him.
The Cowled Criminal looked amused, “Do you know why I recruited you Twisted Organ?”
“Guhh… huh…no.”
“Because I knew what your potential could be. I realized what you would become if your powers evolved to their full fury.”
“GUUUUUHHHHH!” Twisted Organ started to spin uncontrollably.
“Of course at their full state the pain would become so unbearable for you that it would drive you completely insane.”
“GUUUUWWWHHHHHHHUUU!!!!” He was spinning so fast he no longer had a human shape.
“I suppose that’s the price one must pay for ultimate power.”
“WWWWWWWWWWHHHHUUUUUUUUUUU” Lighting started to strike from the terrible tornado form that was Twisted Organ.
“STOP IT YOU SON OF A &*^%!! STOP IT!” Jonathan Swiftman, the JBHer called Swift, shouted over the horrible noise.
The Cowled Criminal did not even pay Swift a look. He simply walked away. He said to Chronic as he left, “It sounds like our guest Swift could use another lesson. Teach him will you?”

A flash of red light and the terrible thing of wind that was Twisted Organ vanished away.


Elsewhere, in the strange *th Dimension, Eddie hits his TV screen a couple of times.
“Hey! Why the crap is the transmission so screwy? It’s like this on every channel! How can I look in on the heroes of the Parodyverse if my TV keeps going on the fritz?”

In another pocket dimension, the home of the Lil’ Legion Daycare, the Lil' Legion play like it’s any other day.
Finny Fi Fum runs from Ziley and Dancy. The girls got the crazy notion to try to put ribbons in his scales.

The little girl who gave them the idea was Lil’ Lis. She’s trying to kiss Donary. The big baby is whacking his enchanted rattle, Minetoy (tm) on the carpet.
Bonnet Baby is holding Witchiepoo back so that she doesn’t turn Slingshot into a toad.
CrappingSuckerEatingBaby! is bouncing all over the place. He almost hit the uptight Peggy. She’s in her little winged baby horse form at the moment.
While Nat and Amaz’n Boy fight in the air over who gets to read a comic, Goldensnot, Exy and De Brown Diaper try to take BabyBaby’s talking Spork, Sporkie.
Vizzy hands the wailing spif a bottle but it doesn’t shut him up.
The glowing, always happy Yum pets a bunny and asks the mysterious Dark Tot a question. “What is to be being wrong cute Dark Tot?”
“Shh! Something is going on outside in the real world. I just know it.”

Mr. Hood, their only babysitter, watched from a door into the Daycare. He then turned around and stepped through the Portal of Pretentiousness and entered Herringcarp Asylum. He instantly merged with the Hooded Hood.
Then the Master of Retcons said to no one in particular, “So the sub-dimensions are starting to feel the effects of this Crisis. Interesting.”




Flying over Satireopolis are several heroes of mixed company. Falcon, Kite Knight, Heroic Von-el, Shrinking Fern, Golden Elemental, Lightning-Hatress, Natstar and Alcheman look at an impossible sight.
The floating headquarters of the Lair Legion of Super Heroes from 3205 AD.
The headquarters appears in a ghost image, as does everything on the other side of a strange barrier between Earths.
Floating in the air around the headquarters are; Dream Cheryl, Princess ProjectrAsil, Shadow Dancer, WolfWolf, De X Streak, Brave Spirit, Angelimon, Pigeon, Darkhwk, Starsparrow, NTU-173, Hatman II, De Winged Streak, Grey Eagle, Jacinth and the Fashion Fairy.
Lightning-Hatress touched the strange light blue transparent barrier that separated them from LLSH Headquarters and some of her teammates. Her lover, WolfWolf, was on the other side doing the same. If it was not for the barrier they would be touching hands.
“This isn’t right. There is no Lair Legion of Super Heroes on the Satireverse. How can our HQ be here?” she asked aloud.
“That isn’t the Satireverse. That’s the Parodyverse over there.” Darkhwk explained.
Starsparrow of the Guild of the Galactic explained further, “The Earths are merging faster than anyone expected. Something must be done quickly or they will occupy the same space and destroy each other.”



Within that selfsame headquarters sat Visionary 5. As he tinkered with a small invention in his hands he looked at the monitor.
It showed a crazy scene on the other side of town. Several cavemen were starting a mess on the street. They were pushing and threatening various people from different eras.
Ant-throw of the Beaver People was trying to stop them but considering how small and thin he was in comparison, he was not having much success.
Phantom Ghost Girl, the Black Pantser, Kid Produce and Jackie Rabbit all arrived to police the scene.
“The monitor is keeping track of Jackie’s whereabouts perfectly.” Vish 5 thought to himself, “I realize what history recorded. I know what’s going to happen in two days but maybe…”
A particularly gruesome caveman came up behind Jackie. Kid Produce acted on instinct and pulled his cabbage out of his magical apron. He threw it at the caveman and surprisingly it knocked him unconscious.
“Thanks Jasper! I didn’t see him. Your sweet!” she kissed her teammate on the cheek and returned to action.
Vish 5 stared at Jasper’s flush face with real anger.
“Maybe I’m fooling myself.” Vish 5 thought. “If I knew more about her true feelings for me, if I knew that my feelings were not reciprocated then maybe what will happen would be easier to handle.”
He looked down at the device. It resembled a headband.
“Well there is only one way to know for sure.”



Next time;
Crisis on Infinite Parodyverses #9 was so big that it’s been broken into three parts. Next time we get the last part before we move on with this large plot.
The Lair Mansion is empty as the vampire lords attack! An all new All Star JBH team get sent on their only mission. Twisted Organ attacks Parodopolis/Satireopolis. Will Jack’s nightmare in past issues of JACK RABBIT come true? And finally, Visionary 5 does something that will change his life forever.

All sooner then normal as I’ll get to it right away before the Halloween season gets me into novel writing again.



Video Killed The Radio Star Footnotes (or this chapter killed you as you tried to read it)


WHO THE ^^&*^ ARE ALL THOSE GUYS NOTES I:
At the bottom of the footnotes is a complete list of everyone who appeared on the Lurker’s ship at the beginning of this story. It says who they are, what team they belong to and their current state (i.e. active,inactive,dead).


WHAT IS NATS TALKING ABOUT NOTE:
Nats and Amazing Guy visited Earth Dragon in Amazing Tales #35, When I'm Dimension hopping with you or Multiversal Multipain Part 1.







DEAD EARTHS NOTE:
Earth Dragon
This Earth is a simpler, campy world where all problems are solved in a half hour. The Dragon Family is the principle heroes. Here’s a list of them and their worst villains:
Captain Dragon (young Andy Dean says the magic word "BAH!")
Dancing Dragon (young Sarah Dean says “CAPTAIN DRAGON!")
Captain Dragon Jr. (crippled young Billy Dean says "CAPTAIN DRAGON!")
The old Wizard Bah, gives the Dragon Family his powers
Sivana Burch, evil, bald, hunched over mad scientist
Mr. Swishy, evil little worm

Earth Thugos
In this universe, the Hooded Hood’s children, Dark Thugos & Kumari ruled the universe. The Hood sent Amazing Guy (Tom Irving), ManMan & Trickshot to stir up a rebellion. The people of Earth are now free while Thugos & Kumari now live in Parodyverse Main. Trickshot spent months here building up the rebellion.

Earth Towelman
Towelman (Ian Watsar) and Towlgirl defend the streets of Yorkswire from evil in nice fluffy towels.

Earth Morale (SG-PARODYVERSE-S)
JewishHealthyFoodMild-ManneredMan's home world, along with JewishHealthyFoodMild-ManneredMan Jr. and
AbstinentBubbleGumTeenageGirl. The world has very high morals.

Earth Animal 2 (SG-PARODYVERSE-C)
Home world of the Green Jellyfish, Superdonkey, Iron Anteater, Man-Ant, Spider-Shark, and Wonder Walrus, who
make up the Jungle League of America, despite the fact they aren't necessarily jungle animals, but anyway.....

Earth Midget (SG-EARTH-V)
Space Ghost’s personal favorite world, where all the residents of the BZLers are strange. Like for example, Baron Zemo is a
Country western singer. Or just country. And Dark Knight is no more.......their is only....the Dark Friar!!! The Hooded
Hood is unhooded as being a circus clown!!! Wilson Phillips invades the U.S. to sound of millions of screaming girls!!!
Ag one day, Elvis impersonator the next. Everybody is a midget.


WHERE OH WHERE HAS MY JUSTIN GONE NOTE:
To see where Justin went read Justin Tyme: Weeks of Yesterday's Tomorrow by L!






WHO THE ^^&*^ ARE ALL THOSE GUYS NOTES II:
Ok, here we go with a brief description of everyone who appeared in the Lurker’s ship. It should be noted this story takes place before many current events. DBS and Yuki are not yet members of the LL, Mr. Epitome hasn’t been de-aged yet and Nats does not yet rule Hell.
Ok, Ready? Here we go!

PRESENT DAY HEROES:
-Jarvis (Tim Butelier), Lair Legion/League of Regulars. Dead.
-Lisa Waltz, Lair Legion/League of Regulars, active.
-Visionary, Lair Legion/League of Regulars, active as Associate Member to LL.
-Donar (Donar Jones or Gavan Carstensen), Lair Legion/League of Regulars, inactive, currently ruling Ausgard.
-NTU-150 (Jaimie Bautista), Lair Legion/League of Regulars, inactive.
-spiffy (Mark Hopkins), Lair Legion/League of Regulars, Abandoned Legion, inactive, currently President of Badripoor.
-Fin Fang Foom (Andrew Dean), Lair Legion/League of Regulars, currently solo.
-Dark Knight (Greg Burch), Lair Legion, currently solo.
-Banjoooo, Lair Legion/League of Regulars, Abandoned Legion, inactive, currently ruling his underwater nation.
-Starseed (Manuel), Lair Legion/League of Regulars, risen to higher plane of existence.
-Space Ghost (David Garret), Lair Legion/League of Regulars, inactive.
-Darkhwk, Lair Legion, inactive, currently missing.
-Rocket Raccoon, Lair Legion/League of Regulars, dead.
-Sersi, Lair Legion/League of Regulars, inactive.
-Exile (Derek Foreman) Lair Legion, inactive, currently in Mythlands.
-Goldeneyed (Bry Katz), SMB Squad, Lair Legion, currently solo.
-Hatman (Jay Boaz), Lair Legion, active.
-CrazySugarFreakBoy! (Dreamcatcher Kokopelli Foxglove), Lair Legion, Globetrotting Gangbusters, active.
-Sorceress (Whitney Darkness), Abandoned Legion, Lair Legion, inactive.
-Trickshot (Carl Bastion), Lair Legion, active.
-Nats (Bill Reed), Lair Legion, active as of this story.
-Dancer (Sarah Shepherdson), Lair Legion, active.
-Ziles, Lair Legion, inactive, returned to home planet.
-Falcon (Joe Wilson), Lair Legion, inactive. SPUD agent.
-dull thud (Davie) & Cressida, Lair Legion, inactive.
-Pegasus (Penny Christopoulos), The Scourge of Baron Zemo's Lair, Lair Legion, dead.
-Sir Mumphrey Wilton, League of Improbable Gentlemen, Lair Legion, active.
-Mr. Epitome (Dominic Clancy), Office of Paranormal Security, Lair Legion, active
-Manga Shoggoth, Lair Legion, active
-Librarian (Lee Bookman), Lair Legion (Associate Member), active.
-Al B. Harper, Lair Legion (Associate Member), active.
-Hallie, sentient hologram assistant to Lair Legion.
-Asil Ashling, Sir Mumphrey Wilton’s amanuensis and temporarily Lair Legion secretary.
-Lisette (Laurie Leyton), Junior Lair Legion, inactive, Maverix, active.


-Fleabot, helper to Visionary, currently helping the Idiom in Badripoor.
-Rabito, Yo’s purple thought bunny.
-Zebulon, ex-Santa elf, helper to NTU-150.
-Princess Uhunalura Amalandriana Excelsior!, exiled Abhuman health-transferer
-Miss Muffy Framlicker of Extraordinary Endeavor Enterprises
-Action Figure (Melanie Hastings, a.k.a. Meggan Foxxx), sometime partner to CrazySugarFreakBoy! (her son)

-Messenger (Zaurius Angelheart), Lair Legion, Abandoned Legion, inactive, solo vigilante hero.
-Cap, Abandoned Legion, retired then missing.
-Hunter Victorious (Stephen Bloom), Abandoned Legion, retired then missing.
-Hollywood V, Abandoned Legion, dead.
-Cobra (Christine McBurney), Abandoned Legion, retired then missing.
-Paste Pot Pete, Abandoned Legion, retired then missing.
-Cave Guy, helping spiffy in Badripoor.
-Elsqueevio, helping spiffy in Badripoor.
-Beverley Campbell, spiffy’s secretary in Badripoor.

-Ham-Boy (Fred Harris), Junior Lair Legion, active.
-Kerry Shepherdson, Junior Lair Legion, active.
-Harlagaz Donarson, Junior Lair Legion, active.
-Fashion Accessory (Samantha Bonnington), New Battlers, Junior Lair Legion, active.
-Glory, Office of Paranormal Security, Junior Lair Legion, active.
-Hacker Nine (Zack Zelnitz), Junior Lair Legion, active.

-Amazing Guy (Scott Brunsen/Scttbsn), JBH, Lair Legion (Honorary), active.
-Jackie Rabbit (Jackie Roberts), JBH, active.
-Jack Rabbit (Jack Roberts), JBH, active.
-Kid Produce (Jasper Stevens), JBH, active.
-Desert Rose, (carries Areei, the ancient sentient Scimitar), JBH, active.
-Little Guy (Tom Pymer), JBH, retired, ruling the Micro Place.
-Small Man (Derril Pymer, formally Dolly), All Star Winner’s Squadron, JBH, retired, living in the Micro Place.
-Gold Fish, JBH, turned to villain.
-Eli the Elemental, JBH, active.
-Horizon (John Kensington), JBH, active.

-Lesbian Liberator (Katrina Luisa Van Horn), Globetrotting Gangbusters, active.
-Roller Rocket (Lisa Snart), Globetrotting Gangbusters, active.
-Spectrum Spectre (Roy G. Bivolo), Globetrotting Gangbusters, active
-Armored Amphibian (David “Davy” Jones), Globetrotting Gangbusters, active
-Jujitsu Juggler (Elton Healey), Globetrotting Gangbusters, active
-Kite Knight (Charles “Chuck” Brown), Globetrotting Gangbusters, active
-Tubby Tachyon (Ulysses X. Lugman), Globetrotting Gangbusters, active
-Prefab Prankster (Earl J. Dukeston), Globetrotting Gangbusters, active
-Ocular Occultist (Craig Z. Quilty), Globetrotting Gangbusters, active
-Clockwork Craftsman (William Tockman), Globetrotting Gangbusters, active
-Wombat Woman (Frances “Frankie” Oliver), Globetrotting Gangbusters, active
-Illusion Illustrator (Leah Wasserman), Globetrotting Gangbusters, active
-DJ Druid Druggist (Mark Mandrill), Globetrotting Gangbusters, inactive, returned to villainy.

-Nitz the Bloody (Shawn Griffon), the Priest of Zeku, the Commission, active.
-Zach, Zeku Avatar, turned into a lemur-man, retired.
-Tricia, Zeku Avatar, turned into a tree girl, retired.
-Jonathan Armstrong Stanng, the Commission, active.
-The Umbra (Alea), the Commission, active.
-Bateleur (Lance Flutterby), the Commission, active.
-“Massive” Molly Kitsarugi, the Commission, active.
-The Enlisted/ the Designer, the Commission, active.

-Jet Starscream (John Vegas/John Hermes), The Wonderful Seven, active.
-Nite-Owl (Oliver Templar), The Wonderful Seven, active.
-Speed Freak (Shawn Reinolds), The Wonderful Seven, active.
-Golden Guardian (Dr. Jack Austen), The Wonderful Seven, active.
-Artimis, The Wonderful Seven, active.
-The Hunter (Charles Fitzpatrick IV), The Wonderful Seven, active.
-Inter-Planet Janet (Janet), The Wonderful Seven, active.
-Bird Boy, Nite-Owl’s sidekick, active.
-Sonic Boom, solo hero active in Goth Haven.
-Semi-Transparent Lad (Ben Hermes), Federal Meta-Human Resource Center (FMRC) recruit.
-The Professor (Dr. Roy Hinkley), Federal Meta-Human Resource Center (FMRC) recruit.
-Billy Goat (James Milton), Federal Meta-Human Resource Center (FMRC) recruit.
-The Human Zamboni (Oswald Vanderhoosy), Federal Meta-Human Resource Center (FMRC) recruit.
-The Amazing Rando, Federal Meta-Human Resource Center (FMRC) recruit.
-Psi-Lance (Lance Jones), Federal Meta-Human Resource Center (FMRC) recruit.
-Dreama Garner, Federal Meta-Human Resource Center (FMRC) recruit.
-Teen Avenger (Betty Marsh), Federal Meta-Human Resource Center (FMRC) recruit.
-The Masked Muskrat (Mortimer "Morty" Jones), Federal Meta-Human Resource Center (FMRC) recruit.

-The Renaissance Man (Dr. Leonard Day-Vincent, a.k.a. Mister Perfect), Valiant Vanguard, retired.
-Earth Mother (Janis Morrison, a.k.a. Gloriana of Gaia), Valiant Vanguard, retired.
-Captain Courageous I (Sir Percival Perry Melville, KBE), Valiant Vanguard, dead.

-Prof. (Professor Weed Writchards), Four Challengers of the Fantastic Unknown, active.
-Lump (Brick Laird), Four Challengers of the Fantastic Unknown, active.
-Frosty (Jacky Frost), Four Challengers of the Fantastic Unknown, active.
-Mist (Kate Frost Writchards), Four Challengers of the Fantastic Unknown, active.

-L’il Buttie, New Battlers, active.
-Wormlad, New Battlers, active.
-Wormbait, New Battlers, active.
-Hat Kid, New Battlers, active.
-Boy Wonder, New Battlers, active.
-Thunderstroke, New Battlers, active.
-Emale, New Battlers, dead.
-Ordnance (Ray Hartmann), Maverix, active.
-Poise, Maverix, active.
-Jacinth, Maverix, active.
-Resound (Kimmy Lassiter), Maverix, active.
-Elemento, Maverix, active.

-Pigeonman I (Carl Hallow), Lair Society of Justice, JBH, retired.
-CrazySugarBlast-OffLad! (Terrance “Terry” Lucas), Lair Society of Justice, retired.
-Mr. Amazing (Scott Allen), Lair Society of Justice, retired.
-Wild Hare (Ted Roberts), Lair Society of Justice, father to Jack and Jackie Rabbit, retired.
-Historia001, Lair Society of Justice, retired.
-Todd and Jamie Allen, Mr. Amazing’s super powered twin children.
-Hyperlyna Stevens, super powered daughter of Historia001.
-Hector Richmond, grandson to Carl Hallow, Pigeonman I
-Princess Kyn’dra Hool, last survivor of the Thonggarian Royal Nest.
-Shazana Pel, exiled Thonggarian High Warrior.
-Power Rod II (Penny Forman), angry granddaughter of the Golden Age Power Rod.
-Speedstreak II (Jon Arnold Swiftman), son of the JBH member Swift.

-Vision Quest (Casey Lee Lone Crow), Evolutionary Revolutionaries, Native American hero from the Western U.S.
-Brainwasher (Zao Zan-zhen), Evolutionary Revolutionaries, hero from China.
-Mongrel (Mollybird Rhodes), Evolutionary Revolutionaries, hero from Africa.
-Storm Trooper (Deborah Blitzen), Evolutionary Revolutionaries, hero from Germany.
-Untouchable (Swapnasundari Gangopadhyay), Evolutionary Revolutionaries, hero from India.
-Cold Warrior (Oksana Tolkaze), Evolutionary Revolutionaries, hero from Russia.
-Flamer (Esteban Esperanto), Evolutionary Revolutionaries, hero from Mexico?

-De Brown Streak (Josh Clement), solo hero, mutant activist.
-Yuki Shiro, solo cyborg hero with ties to Al B. Harper.
-Hagatha Darkness, League of Improbable Gentlemen, retired
-Pigeon (Julia Thompson), partner to the Falcon, SPUD operative, Preybirds.
-Natalia Katarina Romanza, agent of SPUD, Preybirds.
-Liu Xi Xian, teen with elemental powers and friendship to several heroes.
-Green-Skinned Caphan Ex-Slave Girls (Deeela, Sayaana, Philaana, Noona, Miiri, Odoona, Losiira, Luuma, and Kaara)
-Artimies (Charlotte Ouk), solo hero.
-The Idiom (Letitia Gahagan), villain working for spiffy in Badripoor.
-ManMan (Joe Pepper) with Knifey, solo hero.
-Alcheman (Michael Wooster), solo hero.
-Prizefighter, hero who trained Messenger, dead.
-Poisyn, hero girlfriend to Messenger, dead.
-Lee O'Callahan, detective
-Dan Drury, director of SPUD (Super-Menace Principal Undercover Directorate)
-Michael McKinley, solo hero, active. Son of former villain Royale.
-Nihilist (Szandor Anton), solo hero,
-Black Pantser, king of Wakandybar, hero.
-Wilblk, retconed from the timeline.
-Extraterrestrial Enigma (Exu the GatewayTraitorGalaxyTraveler!, a.k.a. Doctor Xeno Phobia), Globetrotting Gangbusters, active
-Fabulous Fashion Fairy (Shelby Spenser, a.k.a. Sydney St. Sylvain), Valiant Vanguard, sometime partner to CrazySugarFreakBoy!
-Captain Courageous II (Kip Kipling), solo British hero.
-Blacksmith II (Anna “Inanna” Kensington), solo hero.
-The Men Team (Burly Man, Girly Man, and Multiple Personality Man), active heroes.
-Niobe, on the run ex-scientist, uses bio-energy knives of some sort that protrude from her skin.
-Captain Astounding, solo hero.
-Nun More Black, solo hero
-Granny Fang, solo hero
-The Green Ninja, solo hero
-Ninja Accountant, solo hero
-Icewing, solo hero.
-the Saint (Kyle Runner), solo hero
-Frogman, solo hero, sometimes teams up with Goldeneyed.
-Jingo Belle II, government sanctioned heroine
-Purple Sunshine, solo hero
-Jimmy the Lizard Boy, obsession with Finny. Jimmy thinks he is a Lizard.
-DupliKate, solo heroine.
-The Psychic Samurai, solo heroine.
-Some Kind of Wonderful II (Oswald “Oz” Bott), solo hero
-Somefire, solo hero of Japan
-Brave Spirit, solo hero from Arizona and Western U.S.
-Kala Huni, hero of Hawaii
-The Sorcessor, strange mystic hero
-John Parker, Man of Sand, sand powered solo hero
-The Arachnid-Kid, solo hero erased by the Hero Feeders
-Rubber Ralph, solo hero erased by to Hero Feeders
-Atomic Adam, solo hero erased by to Hero Feeders
-Marksman, solo hero erased by Hero Feeders
-Pietro, solo hero erased by Hero Feeders
-Phantom, solo hero, disappeared.
-Visible Boy (Glenn Ross), solo hero disappeared.
-Lynx, solo hero disappeared.
-Paris Stravenger, solo hero disappeared.
-Crimson Bolt, solo hero disappeared.
-Spandex Lass (Princess Aphasia), Abhumans. Retconned by the Hooded Hood.
-Brown Blot, Abhumans, the silent and powerful manipulator of gastric energies
-Sylverkrin, Abhumans, tangled hair abilities, Brown Blot’s queen
-Toadton the amphibiabhuman, Abhumans, a water-dwelling hybrid
-Krakus, Abhumans, chief of security, whose mighty boots can stomp earthquakes
-Garglon, Abhumans, high priest, whose skilled hands can offer fatal Chinese burns
-Suresnout, Abhumans, the pig-monster-teleporting-thing
-King Lui of the hidden city of talking apes, Vesalia
-Dr. Zanus of the hidden city of talking apes, Vesalia
-Joey Z, alien stranded on Earth.
-Keiko Takashi and Sean Morrison. Assassin and policeman from alternate universe.
-Chadwick (Chad) L. Swiss, friend to Ronnie and an odd individual.
-Ronald (Ronnie) Arnold Gerrimoto Beeslyhuxtoy, friend to Chad and an odd individual.

-Xander the Improbable, Sorcerer Supreme, (technically supposed to be in hiding but is not due to confusing nature of Crisis)
-Cleone the Swanmay, Xander’s new familiar.
-Con Jonstantine, smooth talking mysterious Englishman, too active.
-The Unknown, strange being who is part phantom, part stranger. Gains power from the mystic forces of the world.
-Bog Thing, swamp guardian, maybe dead.
-Sh’Ron (Shoggoth’s wife), and offspring Cthandra
-the Abyssal Greye, senior scholar amongst the Ghouls Under Gothametropolis.
-Annabelle Foresight, 10 year old looking 300 year old vampire.
-Roland Foresight, 12 year old looking 300 year old vampire.
-Anthony Foresight, vampire father to Annabelle and Roland.
-Night Nurse Grace O’ Mercy, secret vampire trying to live a normal life.
-Khrys Constantine, vampire uncle-by-marriage to CrazySugarFreakBoy!
-Wangmundo, hidden troll that lives at the Paradopolis Municipal Library.
-Gunthar and Indiana Gnome, Gargoyle and gnome who protect Parodopolis.
-Dead Boy, solo undead hero.

HEROES FROM HISTORY:
-Justin Tyme, time traveler lost in time.

-Aaron, Lord of Ancient Atlantis (c. 1459 BC)
-Lady Chain-An of Ancient Atlantis (c. 1459 BC)

-Homer Vugo, World Guardians (c. 1385 BC)
-Lisis, World Guardians (c. 1385 BC)
-Muff Tu Ta, World Guardians (c. 1385 BC)
-PyramidProdigyAcolyteArchitect! (Ptahmose Amenhotep), World Guardians (c. 1385 BC)
-Dagda the Good and Knifie, World Guardians (c. 1385 BC)

-King Jarvikins, the Lair Knights (c. 1204 AD)
-Darkened Knight, the Lair Knights (c. 1204 AD)
-Lady Lisette Waltshire, the Lair Knights (c. 1204 AD)
-Helm Man, the Lair Knights (c. 1204 AD)
-Star Sword, the Lair Knights (c. 1204 AD)
-BawdyBardJesterJouster! (Squire William of Wonkham), the Lair Knights (c. 1204 AD)
-Holland V, the Lair Knights (c. 1204 AD)
-Puff the Dragon, the Lair Knights (c. 1204 AD)
-the Forester (Robin Bastion), the Lair Knights (c. 1204 AD)
-Sir Valiant (Jon the Brave, the lost Ausgardian) and winged horse Acorn, the Lair Knights (c. 1204 AD)

-Purple Pirate (John Bastion) & Phillip from the Pirate era.
-JollyJauntySweetmeatSwashbuckler! (Wesley Valentine), Pirate era.

-Rev Dr Septimo Alarcon, the Improbable College (c. 1720 AD)
-Florento de Clement, the Improbable College (c. 1720 AD)
-Sarah of Dunboggie, the Improbable College (c. 1720 AD)
-Buckland Dean, the Improbable College (c. 1720 AD)
-Dr. Gulliver Wilton, the Improbable College (c. 1720 AD)
-Leonardo de Lapidus, the Improbable College (c. 1720 AD)

-ColoredColonialPatoisPatriot! (Benedicte LeBlanc), Revolutionary Heroes (c. 1775 AD)
-Miss Liberty Waltz, Revolutionary Heroes (c. 1775 AD)
-James Reed, the Tomahawker and Dan Boaz, Revolutionary Heroes (c. 1775 AD)
-Nanny Bumpy aka Trickshot or Eye of Hawk, Last of the Mocha-eat-ton tribe, Revolutionary Heroes (c. 1775 AD)

-LocoQuick-DrawSarsaparillaOutlaw! (Jesse O’Hare), Old West (c. 1861 AD)
-Jonah Burch, Old West (c. 1861 AD)
-Thunder Reed, Old West (c. 1861 AD)
-Bad Lash (Daniel Irving), Old West (c. 1861 AD)
-Cinnamon Shepherdson, Old West (c. 1861 AD)
-The Two-Gun Hat, Old West (c. 1861 AD)
-Night Ghost (Space Ghost), Old West (c. 1861 AD)
-the Scalpchopper (Bastion Bear), Old West (c. 1861 AD)
-Cow-Boy, his power could be control of Cattle, Old West (c. 1861 AD)

-Colonel Blanchford Bertram & Knifie, League of Improbable Gentlemen Victorian era (c. 1879 AD)
-Dr Hakenfakir and his Psychostave, League of Improbable Gentlemen Victorian era (c. 1879 AD)
-Phineas Quimby, League of Improbable Gentlemen Victorian era (c. 1879 AD)
-US Secret Service Agent Tom Stevens, League of Improbable Gentlemen Victorian era (c. 1879 AD)
-Hastings Vernal, League of Improbable Gentlemen Victorian era (c. 1879 AD)
-QueerJumbledJungleQueen! (Shauna Naughton), turn of the 1900 century jungle woman.

-Liberty Lis, All Star Winners’ Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Quickstreak, All Star Winners’ Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Miss Burner, All Star Winners’ Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Wild Hare (Ted Roberts), Lair Society of Justice/All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Fast Service (Tim Garret), Lair Society of Justice/All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Postcard, Lair Society of Justice/All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Power Rod (Ted Forman), Lair Society of Justice/All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Johnny Yoyo and Yo genie, Lair Society of Justice/All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Outerspecter (Space Ghost), Lair Society of Justice/All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Hourly Crusader, Lair Society of Justice/All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Dr. Mystery, Lair Society of Justice/All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Dr. Dark-night, Lair Society of Justice/All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Sandsleeper, Lair Society of Justice/All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Sleepy the snoring boy, partner to Sandsleeper, All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Sheriff Dirk, Seven Super Guys/ All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-GoldenBow (Quinton Olivia), Seven Super Guys/ All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Archer Boy (Roy Bastion), Seven Super Guys/ All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Star-Spangled Weedboy, Seven Super Guys/ All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Cavy, Seven Super Guys/ All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Grey Eagle, All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Patriot (Jon Smith), All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Sgt. Iron, All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Henry Vatarra, All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Elastic Guy, All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Fakeman, All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Guardmaster, All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Arachnid, All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-Golden Age Captain Marbles (Billy Brunsen), All Star Winner’s Squadron (c. 1942 AD)
-The Howlin' Joes of Sleazy Company, WWII War Front, (c. 1944 AD)
-LT. Jason Stuart, WWII War Front. (c. 1944 AD)
-The DarkHwks, High flying pilots from WWII War Front. (c. 1944 AD)
-The Golden Age Hatman, WWII War Front, (c. 1944 AD)

-CrazySugarCosmicIconoclast! (Carter Armstrong), 1960s space faring hero.
-MachoMochaDemonicDetective! (Mahogany Coffy), 1970s urban mystical hero.

-Grey Wolf, 2020’s, post Resolution War Apocalyptic future
-Samantha Featherstone, Lair Legion (c.2020 1st Alternate version)
-the Imaginer (Katelyn Brunsen), Lair Legion (c.2020 1st Alternate version)
-HyperActiveLunaticMiss! (Iris Paintbrush Sunrise), Lair Legion (c.2020 1st Alternate version)
-Goldenexile, Lair Legion (c.2020 1st Alternate version)
-Witch-Hat (Kristy Boaz), Lair Legion (c.2020 1st Alternate version)
-De Winged Streak (Katar Clement), Lair Legion (c.2020 1st Alternate version)
-Cody Harper, Lair Legion (c.2020 1st Alternate version)
-Trickshot II (Conner Bastion), Lair Legion (c.2020 1st Alternate version)
-Hatman II (John Boaz), Lair Legion (c.2020 1st Alternate version)
-Christopher Waltz, Lair Legion (c.2020 1st Alternate version)
-Hat Trick (Stacey Boaz), Prodigy (c.2020 2nd Alternate version)
-Slingshot (Nate), Prodigy (c.2020 2nd Alternate version)
-Namatsi, the Last Boy On Earth, from a post-apocalyptic world (c. 2119 AD)
-GlitchedGizmoRiotgrrlRobot! (“Glitch”) robot from 10 years in the future.

-TwistedTimestreamWastelandsWanderer! (Zager N. Evans) future hero from 2525.
-CometSailorSpaceCadet! (Halcyon “Halley” Huxley), future space faring hero.

-Lightning-Hat (Jayth Razz), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Saturn-Ziles (Ima Arlee), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Amazingly Cosmic Boy (Rocc Grinn), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Phantom Ghost Girl (Tonya Wazzo), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Triple L (Lornoo Booko), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Chameleon Dragon (Beeep Dangle), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Big-Bird (Gym Allin), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Visionary5 (Query Pox), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-NTU-4000 (Tobias Batista), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Heroic Von-el (Von-el/Victory), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Ultra Thunder Boy (Jon Nahnah), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Natstar (Tum Kalling), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Shrinking Fern (Saluu Digme), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Exferno (Derek Morgnan), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Bouncing thud (Chuck O Riley), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Golden Elemental (Jan Arrah), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Lightning-Hatress (Aylalala Razz), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-HappyBouncyElasticLad! (Jimee Olssoni), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Dream Cheryl (Nurall Nett), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Karate Knight (Val Amorry), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Frog Boy (Mikk Bungii), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Princess ProjectrAsil (ProjectrAsil) Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Mailbox (Drew Noland) Lair Legion of Super Heroes, dead, (c. 3205 AD)
-Shadow Dancer (Tazmania Mellon) Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-WolfWolf (Brim Lobo), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-WildYofire (Yee, Drake Burpups), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Pegistar from Havenstar, Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-oBlok (‘Mike’), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-White Sorceress (Mysa Nalley), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Frozen Produce (Brak Banning), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-De X Streak (Kari Brown), Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Von R Harper, Lair Legion of Super Heroes (c. 3205 AD)
-Vince Cosmo, Guild of the Galactic, (c. 3205 AD)
-Fred 22, Guild of the Galactic, (c. 3205 AD)
-Vistinex, Guild of the Galactic, (c. 3205 AD)
-Yo-du, Guild of the Galactic, (c. 3205 AD)
-Dikki, Guild of the Galactic, (c. 3205 AD)
-Starsparrow, Guild of the Galactic, (c. 3205 AD)
-LuminousLudicrousKineticKid!, hero from The Time at the End of Time

SATIREVERSE HEROES:
-The Hatman, Den Defenders, leader, active
-Thundar, Den Defenders, active
-Angelheart, Den Defenders, active
-War-350, Den Defenders, active
-The Acoustic Avenger, Den Defenders, active
-Golden Boy, Den Defenders, dead
-CrazySugarFreakBabe!, (Dreamspeaker Kachina Foxglove), Den Defenders, active
-Fugleman, (Dominic Clancy), Den Defenders, active
-Dr. Visionary, super smart robot builder
-Hopkins 2001, robot servant built after late Mark Hopkins,
-Henchbot, an ultra violent hologram helper to Dr. Visionary.
-Professor William Reed, brillant scientist, Dr. Vish’s best friend. Head of ITC.
-Andrew Dean, Agent of The Man. Womanizing rock star/Secret agent with gadgets and Makluan Martial arts.
-Gunshot, (Carl Bastion) vigilante that uses guns.
-Da White Spot, crazy solo hero becuase he’s part in/out of this dimension
-Kid Butcher (Jasper Stevens) and Veggie-Boy (Fred Harris), crime fighting team.
-Madam Chef (Janeen Lemur), Lone vigilante

VILLAINS:
-Baroness Elizabeth Zemo von Saxe-Lurkburg-Schreckhausen
-Baron Ottokar Attila Kublai Tamerlane Zemo von Saxe-Lurkburg-Schreckhausen
-Baron Heinrich Zemo
-Velcro Vixen (Vicki Vee)
-Virgil Salvage, immortal villain and conqueror
-Dimensionweaver
-Rimshooter
-Crosshairs
-Third Degree
-Savagetooth
-Appendage Man
-PsychoAcidPervGirl! (Gwendolyn “Wendy” Leslie)
-HeadCase
-HuntingJustice DeathMarrow
-Anvil Man
-Professor Manyarms
-Gamona the Assassin
-Onslaughter
-Magnetic Techbird, dead
-the Mind's Eye
-Musk Ox
-Razor Ballerina
-Huntmaster
-Suicide Blonde
-Akiko Masamune
-Dr Moo (Daio Waltz) and Davidowicz the rat
-Crying Clown
-Membrane, dead
-The Bone
-The Grim Reaper
-Thighmaster, ruler of Bovoria and Browning his servant
-Balefire (Jeremiah Frost)
-The Florist
-Grrl
-Jean-Pierre
-Canadian Nightmare
-Cyber Venom
-Quake
-Evil Monkey
-Magenta St Evil
-Holy Wedlock
-Wang
-Kink
-the Confiscator, dead
-Dirth Vortex, dead
-Sexy Olivia
-The League of Losers aka the Frightsome Four (English Man, Garbage Burner, Marker Man, Dr. Teeth)
-Argh!Yle, Evilest of Socks
-Pelopia, servant to the Word
-Swingy, Master of the Swinging Arts
-Spleen Splitter
-Camellia of the Fey
-Mahssus
-Mailman, dead
-Timequester (Carla Simone)
-Doctor Osker-Myer
-The Enthrallress
-Molestro the Mirthless
-Baron Buttzcreg, dead
-The Grey Death
-Reaper
-Mega Byte
-the Spring Loaded Man (Armand Braithwaite)
-The Captor
-Prince Dracu (thought dead)
-Twisted Sister and Fanboy
-Honey Bee (Ms. Apis Mellifera)
-Rape Ape (Governor George W. Milhous Rape Ape)
-Morbido the Magnificent, The Brotherhood of Evil Mutates
-The Vermillion Vex (Pricilla DuBois), The Brotherhood of Evil Mutates
-Obo the Indestructible, The Brotherhood of Evil Mutates
-The Slob, The Brotherhood of Evil Mutates
-The Slug, The Brotherhood of Evil Mutates
-Flame-O, The Brotherhood of Evil Mutates
-Miragemind, The Brotherhood of Evil Mutates
-Fatale, The Brotherhood of Evil Mutates
-Turbulence, The Brotherhood of Evil Mutates
-The Jumbuck (Rupert Oliver), The Brotherhood of Evil Mutates
-The Wailer, The Brotherhood of Evil Mutates
-Kismet, The Brotherhood of Evil Mutates

WHEW!
Future chapters wont be this bad.




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