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Post By Silver Aegis Thu Jun 07, 2007 at 08:10:08 pm EDT |
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"Sic Semper Baroness!" Part Two, plus a Proposed Casting List | |
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Elizabeth Dewdrop Sweetwater Von Zemo watched impassively as the work crew wheeled the bomb into the main pavilion of the Woody Guthrie Center for Troubadour Studies and Memorial Skate Park . A crowd of her citizens had gathered to see the haven of folk music and fakies demolished, cordoned away from the Baroness by a squad of ZZ riflemen. From the behind the tinted windows of Beth’s Mercedes 320 staff car a sepulchral voice growled, “This is pointless.” Beth gave a sidelong glance towards the back seat, “Patience, grandfather. He’ll come. I’m sure of it,” the she waited for her chauffer to open the passenger side door so she could exit and give her remarks to the waiting throng. “When the explosives detonate, it will not be the first blow struck against the egalitarianism that permeated the Old World Order, nor will it be the last. All the landmarks to the Common Man, the Social Contract, the Voice of Dissent, the Ballot Box will be obliterated to make way for the future that is the Zemocracy!” “Not so fast, Miss Zemo!” the Silver Aegis cautioned as he caught air on a borrowed skateboard after launching himself from a nearby concrete kicker. The push behind his leap carried him a good sixty feet headlong into Beth’s honor guard. “Sick! The dude slaughtered that jump!” one young skate rat exhorted. His companion agreed, “For truth, the Silver Aegis is one old school shredder!” The Patriotic Powerhouse demonstrated his skill at hurling next, chucking his shield in such a way that it ricocheted from soldier to soldier, disarming them. Then the Aegis got up close and personal. “Your hubris will be your undoing, Baroness,” he said in between punches, “Even if you wreck every monument to the idea that one man CAN make a difference, you won’t stop it from being true!” Beth smiled and caressed her snow leopard stole, “Very good, Sergeant Scoggins, but what happens when MAN meets SUPERMAN?” And on cue, a towering figure emerged from the crowd. He threw off his trench coat, revealing a perfectly sculpted physique. Only a pair of purple trunks, emblazoned with the stylized Zs of the Nationalist Zemocratic Party, prevented total immodesty. “This,” the Baroness nodded with great satisfaction, “is Hauptman Xiomar Eisenhaut, the Grand Teuton. He is the product of acutely selective breeding, extensive physical exercise and training, and the finest chemical and biomechanical enhancements known to science. He is your end, Silver Aegis.” “I must break you,” Grand Teuton told the Star Spangled Sensation as he assumed a boxer’s stance. The Aegis matched it, “Son, you’re not even the sixth biggest goose-stepping Aryan juggernaut I’ve beaten in my time. Whatever reason Zemo gave you for fighting, it’s not enough.” “Nein. I fight for me. I win for me. FOR ME!” PÖW! WHAM! SMÄSH! KICK! THÖÖM!! WHACK! CRÜNCH! FLIP! BAM! POK! KRAKOW!!! …… THÜD…. The Silver Aegis stepped over the fallen Teuton and gathered up his shield, “Now-” he began. Beth checked her Tiffany watch, “Now, you have less than a minute to stop the bomb.” After a brief glare at the would-be world conqueress, the Aegis broke and ran for the main building, “Its about five hundred yards to the entrance. That doesn’t give me much time once I get there!” Indeed, the LED timer was down to eight seconds. The device was unfamiliar to the hero, but he approached it all the same, “Think man! Which wire? Which… wire?” “How about none of them?” the huge block of plastique suggested. The lump rippled, expanded, and then assumed her true form. Silicone Sally literally sprung onto the Silver Aegis, “Let’s see how you do against my Grand Teutons,” the Flexible Felon quipped as she enveloped the man in a bear hug. The force of the hold ruptured the capsules of chloroform adhered to Sally’s upper body, just as planned. The Aegis held out as long as he could, but the wounds, the gas, and the elastic embrace proved to be too much. He collapsed. Sally dragged the Silver Aegis to the Baroness’s car. She eyed the bloodied and sweaty body of Hauptman Eisenhaut covetously, “Can I have him?” “What do I care?” Beth shrugged as two soldiers flung the unconscious hero into the trunk, “We have the man we need. Take us home, Gunther.” To Be Continued Suggested Casting List: Silver Aegis = Hugh Jackman  Baroness Elizabeth Von Zemo = Kate Winslet  Baron Otto = Christopher Lee  Silicone Sally= Pamela Anderson  HAGGIE= voiced by Angelica Houston  The Grand Teuton= Dolph Lundgren  |
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