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Dancer/Vizh "Follies of Youth" Extended Limited Edition #3 (aka part 7): "Keep Them Here Kerry, and If They Try To Do Anything Childish, Toaster Them."
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Dancer/Vizh "Follies of Youth"
Extended Limited Edition #3: "Keep Them Here Kerry, and If They Try To Do
Anything Childish, Toaster Them."





[The Story So Far: Otherworldly imp
Eddie has transformed the Lair Legion to their sixteen-year-old selves, for
reasons best left to other writers to explain. Kerry Shepherdson, who is
naturally sixteen, and Samantha Parrington (Fashion Accessory) who is maybe
a couple of years older have brought newly-sixteen Visionary round to
consult with Kerry's big sister Sarah (Dancer), except that Dancer is now
technically Kerry little sister, being just sixteen. All of which makes FA
the most mature person in this story!]


Sarah: So, hi.


Visionary, blushing and fumbling with his toast: Hi. *feels he needs to say
more* Great toast. Very toasty.


Sarah: Thanks. The secret is to use bread.


Visionary: I'll remember that.


Kerry: Stop it! Stop being so teenagery and geeky! Stop it! And you, Sarah,
just grow up, can't you!


Sarah: Wow, who died and put you in charge?


Kerry: Nobody put me in charge! That's the point! I'm supposed to be the
carefree unreliable anarchistic one! You're the nice adult one! You
bust my chops for being irresponsible!


Sarah: Whatever. So you make the toast.


Samantha: No, that's not a good idea. We try and keep Kerry away from the
toaster. Or anything that generates heat or flame. Or could do if smeared
with gasoline.


Visionary: So let me see if I've got this straight. Either I got a really
bad concussion when Kerry hit me with her bedroom lamp.


Sarah: You were in Kerry's bedroom? I'm so gonna tell mum.


Kerry: It wasn't like that. I'm not the man-crazed predator in this sibling
relationship, sucker-for-suckers-gal!

Sarah: I have no idea what you're talking about, Kerry. I don't have men in
my bedroom.


Samantha, catching on: Oh boy! Kerry, not only are you now the older one,
but I think you're also the sluttier one!


Kerry: There's a toaster right here if you keep this up, FA.


Visionary, still struggling with reality: So either I got a really bad
concussion when Kerry hit me with her bedroom lamp, or I've woken up in my
future where I'm a, what was it?


Kerry: Possibly-fake dweeb superhero wannabe with no life and a fetish for
ruining the social life of bright young women who only want to explore their
fascination with certain laws of physics.


Sarah, giggling: And be the slutty one.


Vizh: And in this future I'm Kerry's guardian even though she's Sarah's
sister because.?


Kerry: For no good reason I could ever figure. Except my sister clearly
hates me.


Sarah: Only because you're such a goodie-goodie!


Kerry: Stop it! Stop being. so juvenile!


Samantha: Okay, there's clearly something highly strange going on here.
First Vizh becomes Teen Wolf and now Sarah's become prom queen. I'm calling
Sir Mumphrey.


Sarah: Is that some new kind of slang? Maybe I'll call a Sir Mumphrey too.


Vizh: We could all call a Sir Mumphrey, and then maybe get a soda?


Samantha: Keep them here Kerry, and if they try to do anything childish,
toaster them.


Kerry: My pleasure. Go ahead punks, make my day.


Visionary: She is such a drag.


Sarah: She doesn't know how to unwind and have a good time.


Kerry: I warn you, this is a four slice machine!


Samantha, returning: Well, I got through to the mansion, but the Librarian
wouldn't put me through to Mumphrey. He just blushed at me then hid behind a
pile of books and cut the comm-link. And he had acne. I think we'd better
get over there.


Kerry: We've gotta do something because these two are weirding me out. But I
'm not taking another ride with Hick-boy and Little Miss Muffett. You two go
downstairs to the coffee bar and get yourself a sarsaparilla or something.


Sarah: Take your time. Buy a new attitude while you're out.


[Kerry and FA rush off to seek help at the Lair Mansion]


Sarah: So, Vizh. If you're in place of an adult, then you'd have an adult ID
in your wallet, right?


Vizh, checking: Sure. And nine dollars, cash.


Sarah: So there's no reason we couldn't get into a bar and get a drink,
right?


Vizh: Cool! They can't card us! We are so able to buy beer!


Sarah: Big city out there waiting to be discovered, hero.


Vizh: Kerry said to stay here. And she seems to have a very nasty temper.
Also, she's very accurate with lamps.


Sarah: Ah, she's just a huge drag. And also not present. And we have nine
dollars. *grabs Vizh's hand and pulls him up* Let's go see how much trouble
we can get into!


[To be continued.]









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