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Fri Jun 04, 2004 at 06:58:59 am EDT
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The Yo Programme Multiple Choice Exam Paper
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The Junior Lair Legion Programme Multiple Choice Exam Paper
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HH invites the heroes of the Parodyverse to try out the questions the youngsters have to face 9and suggest any others you'd like to add)
Thu Jun 03, 2004 at 09:17:20 am EDT
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The Junior Lair Legion Programme Multiple Choice Exam Paper

Write-in answers are allowed. Do not write on both sides of the page at once.
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Not very nature friendly. Yo will ignores it
> Superhero Name:
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Yo

>Alternate superhero description (e.g. capped crusader, wired wonder):
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Yo-being, Yo-woman, Yo-man, Yo-thing,

>Cutesy nickname (e.g. Coat Rack, Dancy, Fake Man):
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Yo is not cutesy but cute Kerry calls Yo “That Bloody Creature”

>Bra Size: [This question deleted and we don’t let Flapjack near the printing press again]
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Size changing depending the artist and Yo mood. Clothing is optional in Yo-planet. Here I do cause Lisa dosen't do proper work if people are naked.

>Section One: Superhero Etiquette:

>1. You have just captured Professor Manyarms, and now there is a raging turf war going on between the Office of Paranormal Security and the Super-Menace Principal Undercover Division about who has jurisdiction about the arrest. Do you:
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Give them bunnies. Bunnies are good for des-turfing.

>2. In combat with VelcroVixen, her halter top somehow comes loose in your hand, leaving her somewhat short in the costume department. Do you:
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Yo takes toping-off too. VV feels better cause she is not alone and the LL feels better too.

>3. You’ve just arrived at the crime scene and there’s an unknown super-type leaning over the body. Do you:
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Ask him: Do you likes bunnies. Yo can tell depending the answer who’s who. However, Donar didn’t like them sleeping in the drawer of his underwear that much.

4. The Yurt wants your submarine sandwich. Do you:
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Yo didn’t know you could eat submarines. He can have it

>5. You discover that you are now retconned to be another of the Hooded Hood’s children (or, if spiffy, retconned again). Is your first reaction:
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Send him lots of bunnies the Day of the Father.

Section Two: Heroes and Villains

6. Peter von Doom is about to blow up the world again, and only you can talk him away from the big red lever. What do you say?
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I am thinking no and des-blow up him


>7. NTU-150 entrusts you with his newest invention, the Bautistamatic Electronic Toothbrush. Do you:
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Run. We always do that. It is fun.

8. You’re facing off against your evil double. Do you:
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I met him already, the Anti-Yo. s/he was cute. Pompousing, but cute. S/he didn’t make any sense speaking tho, Yo thinks it was Proper English. her/his brain couldn’t stand Yo. Exploded. I think.

>9. Wang the Conqueror is back in the latest interminable Round Robin, and only you can stop him. Do you:
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Call the Legion. They like long Round Robin missions. HH can play too. Yo stop him later.

>10. The diabolical Dr Moo has poisoned you so you have one hour to live. Do you:
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An hour is not enough to repopulate the happy place, Lisa told me. So I think no.

>Section Three: Coping With Crisis

11. You’re late for that all-important date/job interview/school exam but your archenemy is tearing up central Paradopolis. Do you:

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Clone myself thinking Yo is twice Yo.

12. During the battle, your sweetheart is about to fall to her death off the Englehart Bridge, the archvillain has just set fire to a busload of orphans, the negativity-bomb is ticking down to zero and will kill half the hemisphere, the snoopy girl reporter has just taken a picture of you with your mask torn off, and your tights have ridden up really badly. What do you deal with first?
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Yo dosen’t understand sexing love. Yo saves the orphans. The others can wait a bit. And Yo Zorro wearing is cool regardless. Nice of the reporter taking cute pictures of Yo, tho.

>13. Hit by the villain’s mutation ray, would you rather be transformed into:
A. A giant gorilla.
> Yo has done that thinking doing it already. It is fun, wish the others could play too.
B. A radioactive dinosaur.
>Yo will do that next time
C. A flesh-eating zombie.
>That too
D. A Bros fan.
> Is that a cute pet?
E. Nats.
> Nats is cute regardless what everybody else think…

14. You are wrongly accused of a crime you didn’t commit by a world that hates and fears you. Do you:

>Yo dosen’ like hate and fear. And Yo can count with friends to love her/him and help Yo un-wrongly

>15. It’s one of those massive all-the-heroes vs all-the-villains battles, and you have to pick an opponent. Do you go for:
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Apostate…Yo still has to kick him more for killing Visi

>Hand in your papers at the end of the period. Do not include an combustibles, meat products, or undergarments.
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Yo dosen’t have period. I included a cute bunny for Visi tho.



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