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This message The End & the Beginning was posted by Librarian on Thursday, October 10, 2002 at 14:31.


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A dark Room, A man sits in front of bank of Monitors. The Only Light is the Glow of the Monitors and the Control Panel In front of him. He is the President and CEO Of Dancing Clown Productions.

On one Monitor, they are filming a Movie. The scene shown is an important one, the Lead Character is about to say his catch phase. The Director says "Quiet on the Set and ACTION !"
The Lead Actor in his Orange Vest with a "J" on it, he Says " Go get it yourself !" The Director says "CUT, CUT. Listen, Murphy. The Line is Get yourself, Not Go get it yourself. I am trying to Make a movie on the man, the myth, the Legend known as Jarvis. Get the Line right or you are fired." The director turns to the crew asn says" Ok, While Murphy is practicing his line let's bring Lee. " Lee is wearing a Yellow trench coat. He is repeating to himself, I am real man, darn it."

On Another Monitor, it shows what seems to be a security camera of a Home in Toole, Utah. Your average Family is eating Dinner.

The CEO, Types something into a keypad and all the Monitor make a big Picture of a Padded cell with a man in a straight Jacket, he is sitting on the floor,in the corner. The Cell is in the Sunny Hills Mental Hospital in a typical american town. The Man is Mumples to himself about something. The Door to the cell opens and his Doctor walks in, Dr. Paul Young. Dr. Young walks in with an orderly carrying a tray of food. The Orderly put the Tray down by the Man. Dr. Young has brought in a chair, along with a clipboard. He sits down, he ask the Man " How are you today ?"

He replies " You don't exist. Everything here is a figment of my Imagination. It's all in my mind. "

" Well, if this is all in your mind, why are here in a mental Hospital, not something like the President of Canada ?"

" Well, they have a Prime Minister and the reason I am here is Because of Him. " He replies as he looks up to the ceiling.

" Oh, we are back to this mystery man, who you can't describe what he looks like. He is always at the darkness." Dr. Young says as he writes down something on his clipboard.

" I am I ever going to see what you write down." He says as he trys to get a look at the clipboard.

" Well, if I am a figment of you Imagination, you already know, don't you ?" Dr. Young said with a smug look on his face.

" I doesn't work that way." He said strugling to get free of the Jacket

" How Does it work ?" Dr. Young said. He doesn't Respond.

Dr. Young walks over and tightens the Straight Jacket. He walks towards the door and turns and says " Eat up. Today is Meatloaf." Then he opens the door and leaves.

The Man is left to his dimmly lit Cell, to try to cut and eat meatloaf with his feet.

Then almost out of thin air, people appear in the cell with him. They are a Dancing Clown, A man in a Brown trench Coat, Black Boots, and he is wearing a blue with black leather accents jumpsuit. Also there is a man standing in the darkness. There is a woman with orange hair. The Man yells at them all to leave him alone. An Ordedly hears him screaming, he runs over to the cell door from his desk, opens a Little door in the door so He can see. He sees him yelling at nobody.

The orderly closes the Little door and walks back to his desk and to his Paper. The man in the darkness tells the man that they can't leave, they are him. The Clown gets on a unicycle and goes in circles around him, laughing. The man in the Trench coat, steps forword and says " You made us, we would be nothing if not for you. We are a part of you, we can't leave." The woman walks forword, leans down to his eye level. She tells him that it's all his fault. He has trapped himself were he is.

He day dreams to a place that is not were he is, he has a live outside this hospital. He has job, he goes to College, he has a normal life. But then, he focuses back where he is, back in the Dimly Lit Cell. the People has Gone, but they well return. They always do. Jo Jo the Dancing Clown, The Bookman, Thomas Renchberry and Lane. They all are Figments of his Imagination.

He picks up the Plactic Bowl of JELL-O with his feet, lime. It's ok, but it needs a cherry on top. He eats it and puts the Bowl Down and falls asleep.

Many hours later, the Door opens, letting in a bright light. He awakes to be taken to the Injection room. Dr. Young is there. The man is strapped to a chair in the middle of the room. Dr. Young has a Needle filled with a drug. They go thought this every week, Dr. Youngs asks him if he is real, the man says no. Dr. Young sticks the needle in the man's arm, it hurts, he screams. He see Jo Jo riding his Unicycle around the room. Dr. Young asks again, he says no, an other injection, The Man Screams, he see Thomas Renchberry standing the darkness of the room. They go thought his a couple more times until he passes out.


He wakes up in his cell, alone, with a new plate of hot food, a grilled cheese Sandwhich. He pickes the JELL-O with his Feet, it has a cherry on this time. He eats it and puts the bowl and falls asleep. He wakes up awhile later and eats the Sandwhich, no hands or feet. He gets up and walks over to a button by the door, he presses it with his nose. A few minutes later, the Ordedly opens the little door in the door. He asks what he wants, the man askes if he could have his straight jacket taken off you he could use the toliet. The Ordely agrees, opens the door and walks in. He undoes the straps and helps take the jacket off. The mans walks over to his toliet in the Corner of the room. He does his bussiness and has the Jacket put back on. The orderly asks if he is done with his food. the man says yes. The orderly takes the tray and closes the door. The masn falls back to sleep, he dreams of a life outside of the hospital but he knows in his heart if all wrong. In his sleep, he crys.

Hours later, the door opens, a bright light floods the room. It's Dr. Young back with his chair and Clipboard. He asks " How are you Today ?"

The Man Replies with a some what smug look on his face " You don't exist. Everything here is a figment of my Imagination. It's all in my mind. "

Dr. Young puts down his pen, takes off his glasses and rubs his eyes. He asks " Are we going to go thought this every week. All I was looking for was a simple Ok, Good, Bad, something other then everyone is a figment of your imagination. " He puts back on his glasses and asks again " How are you Today?"

The man replies with a smug look on his face."Ok, Good, Bad, Something other then everyone is a figment of my imagination."

Dr. Young gets up from his chair, knocking it over. He lifts his clipboard to hit the man with it but doesn't. He stand there ready to strike for about two minutes. Then, he picks up the chair and leaves. The man laughs to himself.

Hours Later, the orderly comes in a places a tray by the man. On the tray is two Lime JELL-O with two cherries on each. Also a grilled Chesse Sandwhich, again. He eats both JELL-O's and wishes they had whip cream on them. Then Falls asleep.

Wakes up and eats the then cold grilled cheese sandwhich. The Door opens as he is half way thought his sandwhich. He has a vistor. It's Lane. He blinks and the door is closed and no one is there. He finnishes his sandwhich and falls back asleep.

Many Hours later, Dr. Young comes back with his Chair and Clipboard. He wake up the man. He rolls over so he can see Dr. Young. He is lay on his Side. Dr. Young asks him " How Are you Today ?"

" Do you like JELL-O ?" the man asks

" What does that have to do with how you are ? Are you sick ?" Dr. Young asks

" No, I am ok. I was wondering to myself if you like JELL-O ?"

" I'm fine, not the best food in the world." Dr. Young replies

" So, how are you ?" Dr. Young says as he writes down something on his clipboard.

" I am big stupid doctor who got his his P.H.D from the back of a Cereal box. I think the orderly is hot to trot." The Man said in a strange voice

" WHAT ?" Dr. Young said a little loudly

" Oh, Iwas try to read what you would on your clipboard." the man said

" I am not a Big Stupid Doctor and I didn't get my P.H.D. from the back of a cereal box." Dr. Young said a little Mad

" So, you think the Orderly is hot to trot." The man said at little smuggly.

" NO. I have a loving wife, two kids and a dog." Dr. Young replied a little more mad

" Oh, Ok. I am fine and you ?" the man said

" I am ok." Dr. Young said

" How is Marie ?"

" Fine. Wait, how did you know my wifes' name. " Dr. Young said a little puzzled

" Well, As I have said before this all is a figment of my Imagination." He said as he roll overs to his other side

Dr. Young gets up and leaves.

Later, There is a knock on the door. He wakes up, it's the Orderly. He asks if he is done with his tray. He says yes. The Orderly comes in, takes the tray. He brings in a letter, he says that it addressed to him. He reads it. Tries his best to crumple it up with his feet. He rips it up with his teeth. Then sits in the corner, thinking.

The Orderly Comes in with a tray on it is two Lime JELL-O, with whip cream and a Cherry. Also A grilled Cheese Sandwhich. He eat it all and Sleeps a deep sleep.

Hours later, Dr. Young comes sits in his chair with his board and pokes the man with his foot. The man Wakes up and Asks if the Doctor had read or heard about Plato's Alagory of the cave. he said Yes. He said he is the Puppet Showman and he is one of Prisoners. Dr. Young thinks for awhile, then asks how the man is today. He responds " The world will die soon."

Dr. Young ask How. He says " A Mindquake, many will die. Few will surrvive." Then, Dr. Young laughs and leaves.

Two Hours later, The Sunny Hills Mental Hospital starts to shake, in almost an earthquake. The Orderly start to getting all the patients out of the Buliding. An orderly get to the man's room, he unlocks the door. He walks in and the walls aren't shaking. The man looks directly at the Orderly and says " Many will die, Few will Surrive." The orderly slowly backs out of the room, then runs down the hallway. He can hear someone laughing.

All over the world, massive earthquakes are Happening. Most of the Sunny Hills Mental Hospital is laying in piles of Rubble, Dr. Young walks in to a padded cell, inside is the man. He says" See, a mindquake. How are you today ?" Dr. Young freaked out about this, slowly backs out the door.

The Moon. The Moon Public Library, The Front Desk.

The Librarian has just helped out a person. Then a massive Moonquake has gone. Books fly of the shelves, Bookcases fall over. The Moonquake is over. The Librarian say to no one inperticular " That was not just any moonquake. We have about three hours before the moon blows up. " He picks up a microphone to is connected to an intercom running thought the Library, He says into the Microphone " Attention: The Library is Now Closed. " All the customers leave. After that, The Librarian makes another anoncement " Attention Employees, Pack up all personal belongings, we are leaving."

Back on Earth...

Most of the Population hudles around they're T.V.'s or Radio. In the last hour, at any given time there was three Earthquakes happening. The Major Sciencetist around the world think that is the Earthquakes continue, the earth will do one of two things, Become unliveible or blow up.

The Sunny Hills Mental Hospital, everyone has left except one. He is sitting in his pudding Room, laughing. Someone enters his room, it his doctor. He sits on floor in front of him. He asks why. The man stops laughing, he says " I am destroying what I created. Everything in this universe was created by me and he can't Stop me." He looks up at the ceiling.

" What will happen to everyone ?" Dr. Young asks a little scared

" Well as I said Before Some will be saved, most will die. Do you like Lime JELL-O ?"

" Will I be saved if I say Yes."

" No." the man says as he gets up and walks out the door. He locks Dr. Young in the Padde Cell. As walks down the hallway, the straps on the straight jacket loosen. He leaves on the floor. He leaves the Building, Laughing. Ten Minutes later, the building collapses.

No matter what you were watching on T.V. or listening on the radio, it is interupted by the man, he speaks " Greetings, For I am responsible for what you are calling Earthquakes, but they are Mindquakes, I am using my Mind to cause them. " He Laughs " My Name is Brian. I created this world and I will destroy this world. I consider that this was a good idea, but a failed experiment. Goodbye."

The Screen's go black, the Radio's are not longing brocasting a signal. A massive Mind quake rips the Planet apart. Chunks of Planet blast out into space.


The Moon Public Library Parking Lot. Ten Minutes Before.

There is two vechiles, one is the Galctibus and the other is a pink Cadilac. There is three People in the parking Lot. There is The Librarian, A.L.F.RED and Lynn. They say they're goodbyes. Lynn Drives of in her Pink Cadilac with space travel capibilites. The Librarian and A.L.F.RED get in the Galactibus, The turbines are up to speed and he fly off the Moon. Just after they all leave the Moon, The Earth blows up. The Moon Blows up. Every planet in the universe blow up.

There is a Bright Light, then Darkness, then Nothingness.

Out off the Nothingness is a white plain with a small chunk of land with a few People on. One is Brian, the Creator and Destroyer of the Universe. Another is the superhero called Patriot. Another is the Retired Superhero, Grey Eagle, other known as Thomas Carter. Another is the Superhero called Horizon. Also there is The Librarian with his Homical Butler, A.L.F.RED, with there Vechile, the Galctibus.

" What just happened ?" The Superhero Patriot, last known Member of the Super Hero team, Rigthness Guild of America. The One African American in the group.

" Well, I ended to universe and I saved you from Oblivion." The Man named Brian said

"WHAT ?!" Patriot said, Said at a screamthast seemed to echoed for what seem to be forever.

" Well, I created the Universe. I found it flawed , So I destroyed. But, I found that you people should not be sentenanced to Oblivion. I saved you. You are welcome." Brian said

" So, You are telling me that everyone I knew, died." The Librarian said

" Yes and No. They died as the universe was being destroyed and No, after the universe was being destroyed, it hen never exixsted, so they never exisited."

" Where are we ?" Thomas Carter asked

" We are currently floating in a sea of Nothingness on a chunk of the now nonexisent Planet earth, I think it was from Seattle, Washington. "

" What do you mean by Sea of Nothingness ?" The Librarian asked at little puzzled

" Well, If you fell you of this chunk of land, you would fall until you came back in a circle and land back on this chunk of land. If you don't hit this chunk of land, you would fall forever. Trippy, huh ?" Brian said as he looked over the edge.

" Why Us ?" Patriot asked think of a come people who should have been saved.

" Well, you have been choosen by me to live. If I feel That someone needs to be saved, I re-create them. " Brian says looking at his watch, then says " Everyone wearing a watch look at it."

They look, the watches have stopped.

" Do you know why ?" Brian askes a little excited

" No, Why ?" Patriot says a little Scarcasticly

" Well, when I destroyed the universe, if there is not universe, what do need with time." Brian said louder with every word.

" I AM THE MASTER OF TIME." Brian screamed

" No, your not." Thomas carter said almost under his breath.

" So, what do we do now ?" The Librarian said, thinking of all that wasted time collecting, cataloging books, for what nothing.

" Well, we could spend forever here floating or I could send you to another dimention ?" Brian said

" Well, I would mind visiting an old friend." The librarian said

" Ah, yes. Amazing Guy, one of the few people I couldn't control. Are you ready ?" Brian said

" To do what ?" the librairan said

" I will send you, your robot and your car to Amazing Guy. OK ?"

" Yes, I think." Librarian said a little worried

A bright flash of Light and the Librarian, A.L.F.RED and Galactibus disappeared.

" So who's next ?"

Littlesmallville, Amazing Guy's front yard. A peaceful day. AG was just hanging out at home.

Up in the Sky what looks to be a Metor is heading for AG's House. It's slowing down and crashes into the ground. AG comes out to see what it is. In the Crator, is smoking, charred, Glactibus. The driver side door opens, out steps The Librarian.

" WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FRONT LAWN ?" Amazing Guy screams

" Sorry." the Librarian said, timidly.

" It's ok. I was think about putting a swimming pool in my front yard. I thought you couldn't leave the library, so waht are you doing here." AG says, think about the repairs he will have to make.

" Well, Long Story short. Universe destroyed, Yada, Yada Yada, No Library. How's your day going ?" The Librarian says as the drivers side door falls off in his hand.

" So, I won't have to return the books I checked out." AG asked

" Well, no. There is no Library to return it to. So, I have no use for the books. Keep them." The Librarian said as the Galactibus's back bump falls off.

"Well, my day has been nothing special. Washed some dishes. Clean up the living room. Faught an evil super menace. A pretty uneventfull day." AG said as the Galactibus's back Doors fall off.

The Sea of Nothingness.

" Anyone thirsty ? I am thirsty, destroying a universe can take alot out of you." Brian said

some nooded

" watch this."

About a minute after he said that a vending machine came crashing out down on to chunk of ground and out popped a can of 7-UP. " Anyone ?" Brian said offering the can.

" Does Everyone want to leave ?"

Everyone noods

" It's Dimention hopping Time. Power of Blue Winged Mongoose. Power up." Brian said.

A bright light. Now nothing is in the sea.

Parodaopolis

From the sky comes a chunk of land. It crashes down and breaks apart.

" Thank you for Dimention Hopping with Brian Trans-Dimentional Airlines, When you need to dimention hop, please think of me. " Brain said, but no one stayed for the full speach.

Horizon, went off into space to find some space maneace to beat up.

Patriot, went looking for a super team to join.

Thomas Carter, went off to find a good place to eat.

Brian, went off to find Lime JELL-O with whip cream and cherry on top.

Amazing Guy's front lawn. The librarian has just climbed out the cretor, he made. A.L.F.RED has also climded out, went inside AG's house, almost had a system melt down. So to prevent it, he cleaned AG's House, from top to bottom. The Librarian looks up at the sky and see the moon and smiles.

The End And the Beginning

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