Posted by CrazySugarFreakBoy! on April 22, 2001 at 12:14:56:
The History of the CrazySugarSuperHeroes!
In the Time Before Time Itself: GateTravelerGameTransformer! (Janus, a.k.a. Doctor Xeno Phobia) of the Janus Junctures In the Time when Time Was Still New to the Land: SacredClownSmilingCoyote! (Charles “Charlie” Smiling Coyote) of the Dreamtime Circa 10,000 BC: HornyHoneyBerserkerBarbarian! (Upchukk the Uproarious) c. 1225 BC: LuckyLustfulDementedDemigod! (Parodysseus Paradoxterix) c. 775 AD: JourneyingJinniTreasureThief! (Iblis ibn al-Hazred) c. 1199: BawdyBardJesterJouster! (Sir William of Wonkham) c. 1575: MerryHereticHarlequinMask! (Dante de Zanni) c. 1650: BakaGaijinHanumanRonin! (Kuno Kitsune) c. 1725: JollyJauntySweetmeatSwashbuckler! (Wesley Valentine) 1859-1879: LocoQuickdrawSarsaparillaOutlaw! (Jezebel “Jesse” O’Hare) 1879-1899: EccentricEtherInvestigatorInventor! (Phineas Quimby) 1899-1919: QueerJumbledJungleQueen! (Shauna Naughton, a.k.a. Sha-Na-Na) 1919-1939: CacklingCappuccinoSupernaturalSleuth! (Gabriel Ravenscroft) 1939-1949: CrazySugarBlast-OffLad! (Terrence “Terry” Lucas) 1949-1959: AtomicSci-FiSucroseSpy! (Ian Isaac Bradbury) 1959-1969: CrazySugarCosmicIconoclast! (Carter Armstrong) of the CrazySugarCosmicIconoclastCollective! 1969-1979: MachoMochaDemonicDetective! (Ebony Koffey) 1979-1989: InsaneCaffeineRevengeSoldier! (Howard M. Murdock) 1989-1999; or, 10 years before the Present (BP), to the Present: TwistedTimestreamWastelandsWanderer! (Zager N. Evans) The Present, to 10 years after the Present (AP): CrazySugarFreakBoy! (Dreamcatcher Kokopelli Foxglove) and PsychoAcidPervGirl! (Gwendolyn “Wendy” Leslie, a.k.a. Cinnamon Rain) 10-20 years after the Present (AP): GlitchedGadgetRiotgrrlRobot! (“Glitch”) of the ImmatureAnimeArtificialIntelligences! 20-30 years after the Present (AP): HyperActiveLunaticLass! (Iris Paintbrush Sunrise) In the Time at the End of Time: LuminousLudicrousKineticKid! (“The Hero with a Thousand Faces”) of Utopia University, in Entropolis