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Who's Who in the Parodyverse: CrazySugarFreakBoy!
CrazySugarFreakBoy! (Dreamcatcher Kokopelli Foxglove) is a slightly autistic, somewhat attention deficit hyperactivity disorder-prone comic book fan and college student, enrolled in the Pantheon Prodigies program at the University of Washington in Emerald City (a.k.a. Seattle), who accidentally discovered the strange substance known as Impossibilitium, and used it to create his fluorescent orange and neon green Silly Suit, which converts the energy he gains from consuming sugar and caffeine into amazing amounts of strength, speed, acrobatic agility, and assorted other superhuman powers and abilities.
An avid student of the media and of modern popular culture, he has an encyclopedic knowledge of comic books, novels, magazines, television shows, movies and role-playing games, as well as all manner of science fiction, fantasy and horror stories, and he has managed to maintain the same massive enthusiasm for the classic "Silver Age" style superhero lifestyle that he’s aspired to ever since childhood. Indeed, his eidetic retention of virtually every plotline and minor trivial detail of all his favorite tales, along with his indefatigably optimistic outlook and idealistic beliefs, have saved his life and seen him through to victory against seemingly insurmountable odds throughout his career as a costumed crimefighter.
CSFB’s! mother and frequent costumed crimefighting sidekick, Action Figure (Melanie Hastings, a.k.a. Meggan Foxxx) is a veteran celebrity of the adult entertainment industry, who performs popular shows for the Heroine Addiction chain of superhero-themed strip clubs, and hosts "The Foxxxy Lady on Love, Live!" call-in radio talk show. Meg is fiercely devoted to her son, and often narrates his adventures. Dream’s father is Laughing Fox (Sheriff Louis Laughing Fox) of the Spokane Tribal Police in Wellpinit, Washington. Never married, CSFB’s! parents ended their romantic relationship long ago, but have kept in touch and remain close friends to this day.
CSFB’s! long-lost younger sister, the supervillain PsychoAcidPervGirl! (Gwendolyn "Wendy" Leslie, a.k.a. Cinnamon Raven), is the front woman for the underground gothic-punk alternative rock band Seduction of the Innocent, the ringleader of the Wicked Pixies girl gang of costumed criminals, and a high school student at the Hestia House private boarding academy for "Girls Gifted by the Graces." Because she aided CSFB! in his accidental discovery of Impossibilitium, she has a cherry red and grape purple Silly Suit of her own, which is fueled by her excessive ingestion of various and sundry illicit chemical substances, including copious doses of drugs and alcohol.
CSFB! is also the founder and former leader of the Globetrotting Gangbusters (a.k.a. the Goofball Gauntlet), a group of reformed and rehabilitated former supervillains sponsored by the apparently altruistic corporate conglomerate Odyssey Opportunities, but he has since stepped down to the status of a reserve duty member, in favor of allowing the Lesbian Liberator (Katrina Luisa "Wilma" Van Horn, a.k.a. Man-Killer), herself a career costumed criminal before she mended her ways, to step up and take charge of the team. Just recently, CSFB! has partnered up with the Fabulous Fashion Fairy (Shelby Spenser, a.k.a. Sydney St. Sylvain), head and founder of Fashion Fairy Fabrications, while his mother has taken time out of her busy schedule to recuperate and care for her newborn son, Oliver Hastings.
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