Posted by CrazySugarFreakBoy! on October 28, 2000 at 23:24:09:
A “Who’s Who” of CrazySugarFreakBoy’s! Cast, v.5
Index One: The Goofball Gauntlet
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1. Hero Name: CrazySugarFreakBoy!
Real Name: Dreamcatcher Kokopelli Foxglove
Justice League of America Counterpart: Superman
Greek Pantheon of Gods Counterpart: Hestia
Known Relatives: PsychoAcidPervGirl! (Gwendolyn “Wendy” Leslie, a.k.a. Cinnamon Rain, younger sister, estranged), Action Figure (Melanie Hastings, a.k.a. Meggan Foxxx, mother), Laughing Fox (Sheriff Louis Laughing Fox, father), Olivia Hastings, Ph.D. (aunt), Khrys “Chris” Constantine (uncle), Isabel “Izzy” Shapiro (significant other, deceased)
Civilian Occupations: Perpetual Undergraduate Student at the University of Washington in Seattle, as well as the Official Spokesperson and Advertising Mascot for Odyssey Opportunities
Former Occupations: Summer-Hire Intern at Jack’s Joke Shop, “World Famous, Since 1922 – America’s Oldest Active Joke Shop”, at 38 Boylston Street in Boston, Massachusetts, among countless others …
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2. Hero Name: Action Figure
Stage Name: Meggan Foxxx
Real Name: Melanie Hastings
Justice League of America Counterpart: Black Canary
Greek Pantheon of Gods Counterpart: Aphrodite
Known Relatives: CrazySugarFreakBoy! (Dreamcatcher Kokopelli Foxglove, son), PsychoAcidPervGirl! (Gwendolyn “Wendy” Leslie, a.k.a. Cinnamon Rain, daughter, estranged), Laughing Fox (Sheriff Louis Laughing Fox, common-law husband, separated), Olivia Hastings, Ph.D. (younger sister), Khrys “Chris” Constantine (brother-in-law), Rear Admiral Lower Half Thomas Stearns “Commodore” Hastings, U.S. Navy Officer, Retired (father, deceased), Vivian Van Doren Hastings (mother, deceased)
Civilian Occupations: Semi-Retired Star of Stage and Screen in the Adult Entertainment Industry, Headline Performer at the “Déjà Vu Showgirls” Chain of Strip Clubs in the Pacific Northwest, Host of the “Foxxxy Lady on Love, Live!” Weekly Call-In Radio Talk Show at the University of Washington in Seattle
Former Occupations: Drug and Alcohol-Addicted Prostitute on the Streets of Seattle, Volunteer Counselor at Shelters for Abused Women and Children in both Massachusetts and Washington
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3. Hero Name: Laughing Fox
Real Name: Sheriff Louis Laughing Fox
Justice League of America Counterpart: Batman
Greek Pantheon of Gods Counterpart: Zeus
Known Relatives: CrazySugarFreakBoy! (Dreamcatcher Kokopelli Foxglove, son), PsychoAcidPervGirl! (Gwendolyn “Wendy” Leslie, a.k.a. Cinnamon Rain, daughter, estranged), Action Figure (Melanie Hastings, a.k.a. Meggan Foxxx, common-law wife, separated), Corporal Charles “Charlie” Smiling Coyote, U.S. Army Air Corps Enlisted Airman, Retired (father, estranged, possibly deceased)
Civilian Occupations: Semi-Retired Shaman, Tribal Police Chief for the Spokane Indian Reservation in Wellpinit, Washington
Former Occupations: U.S. Air Force Officer (Captain, Retired) and Electrical Engineer, U.S. Department of Agriculture Forest Service Ranger and Forest Fire Lookout Tower Watchman, Saxophone Player for the Jazz Band “The Missing Lynx”
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4. Hero Name: Extraterrestrial Enigma
Villain Name: Doctor Xeno Phobia
Real Name: Janus
Justice League of America Counterpart: Martian Manhunter
Greek Pantheon of Gods Counterpart: Athena
Heroic Enemies: CrazySugarCosmicIconoclast! (Carter Armstrong), the CrazySugarCosmicIconoclastCollective! (currently disbanded), the Janus
Villainous Allies: The Plant People
Known Relatives: The Janus (estranged, possibly deceased)
Civilian Occupations: Founder, Head of Faculty and Professor Emeritus at Utopia University in Entropolis
Former Occupations: GateTravelerGameTransformer! of the Janus Junctures, Theoretical Science Research and Experimental Technology Development for the U.S. Government on a number of “Black Ops” Military Projects
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5. Hero Name: Lesbian Liberator
Villain Name: Man-Killer
Real Name: Katrina Luisa “Wilma” Van Horn
First Appearance: Marvel Team-Up (1st series) #8 (April 1973)
Justice League of America Counterpart: Wonder Woman
Greek Pantheon of Gods Counterpart: Hera
Heroic Enemies: Spider-Man, the Cat, Daredevil, Iron Man, the Avengers, Atlas, the Thunderbolts
Villainous Allies: A.I.M. (Advanced Idea Mechanics, employer), Silvermane (employer), HYDRA, Justin Hammer (employer), Crimson Cowl II (employer), the Masters of Evil
Civilian Occupation: Actress and Stunt Performer, Star of her own series of Feminist Action/Adventure Films
Former Occupations: Olympic Skier, Sports Bar & Grill Bartender in Burton Canyon, Colorado
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6. Hero Name: Roller Rocket
Villain Name: Golden Glider
Real Name: Lisa Snart
Other Aliases: Lisa Star
First Appearance: Flash (1st series) #250 (June 1977)
Justice League of America Counterpart: The Flash
Greek Pantheon of Gods Counterpart: Hermes
Heroic Enemies: Flash II (Bartholomew Henry “Barry” Allen), Flash III (Wallace Rudolph “Wally” West)
Villainous Allies: Captain Cold (Leonard “Len” Snart, older brother and co-founder of Golden Snowball Recoveries), the Top (Roscoe Dillon, significant other and ice skating coach, deceased), the Flash’s Rogues Gallery, Chillblaine I, II, III and IV (various, significant others, either deceased, estranged or separated)
Civilian Occupations: Olympic Fitness Trainer, Physical Therapist
Former Occupations: Internationally Renowned Figure Skater, Bounty Hunter for Golden Snowball Recoveries (“1-800-GET-COLD”)
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7. Hero Name: Spectrum Spectre
Villain Name: Rainbow Raider
Real Name: Roy G. Bivolo
First Appearance: Flash (1st series) #286 (June 1980)
Justice League of America Counterpart: Green Lantern
Greek Pantheon of Gods Counterpart: Apollo
Heroic Enemies: Flash II (Bartholomew Henry “Barry” Allen), Flash III (Wallace Rudolph “Wally” West)
Villainous Allies: The Flash’s Rogues Gallery
Known Relatives: Father, Optometrist (deceased)
Civilian Occupations: Special Effects Artist, Cinematography Director
Former Occupation: Painter
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8. Hero Name: Armored Amphibian
Villain Names: Turtle II, a.k.a. Turtle Man
Real Name: David “Davy” Jones
First Appearances: All-Flash #21 (Turtle I, Winter 1945); Showcase #4 (Turtle Man, October 1956)
Justice League of America Counterpart: Aquaman
Greek Pantheon of Gods Counterpart: Poseidon
Heroic Enemies: Flash I (Jason Peter “Jay” Garrick, enemy of Turtle I); Flash II (Bartholomew Henry “Barry” Allen, enemy of Turtle Man), Flash III (Wallace Rudolph “Wally” West, enemy of both Turtle I and Turtle Man)
Villainous Allies: Mr. Sloe, Mr. Steddy and Mr. Sprynt (accomplices of Turtle I), Juice Mantee, Former Joker Henchman (accomplice of Turtle I); Turtle I (mentor of Turtle Man, estranged, possibly deceased)
Civilian Occupation: Deep-Sea Salvage Diver
Former Occupations: U.S. Navy Enlisted Sailor (Petty Officer First Class, Retired), Submarine-Trained Machinist’s Mate and Nuclear Field Mechanical Operator
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9. Hero Name: Jujitsu Juggler
Villain Name: Oddball
Real Name: Elton Healy
First Appearance: Hawkeye (1st series) #3 (November 1983)
Justice League of America Counterpart: Green Arrow
Greek Pantheon of Gods Counterpart: Artemis
Heroic Enemies: Hawkeye, Mockingbird, Captain America, the Guardians of the Galaxy
Villainous Allies: Tenpin (Alvin Healy, brother), Bombshell (significant other), the Death-Throws (Ringleader and Knickknack, accomplices), Crossfire (employer), Doctor Octopus (employer), the Masters of Evil
Civilian Occupations: Martial Arts and Self-Defense Instructor
Former Occupation: Circus Juggler
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10. Hero Name: Tubby Tachyon
Villain Name: The Slug
Real Name: Ulysses X. Lugman
First Appearance: Captain America (1st series) #324 (December 1986)
Justice League of America Counterpart: The Atom
Greek Pantheon of Gods Counterpart: Ares
Heroic Enemies: Captain America, Nomad, Spider-Man, Poison, Man-Thing
Villainous Allies: The Kingpin (business partner), Tinkerer, Whirlwind and Trapster (hirelings), Doctor Faustus (rival)
Civilian Occupations: Financial Advisor, Business Consultant
Former Occupations: Florida Drug Mob Organizer and Drug Money Launderer
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11. Hero Name: Kite Knight
Villain Name: Kite-Man
Real Name: Charles “Chuck” Brown
First Appearance: Batman #133 (June 1960)
Justice League of America Counterpart: Hawkman
Greek Pantheon of Gods Counterpart: Eros
Heroic Enemies: Batman, Robin I (Richard John “Dick” Grayson), Hawkman I (Carter Hall), Hawkwoman I (Shiera Saunders-Hall)
Civilian Occupations: Hang-Gliding, Skydiving and B.A.S.E. (Building, Antenna, Span, Earth) Jumping Instructor
Former Occupation: Toy Store Salesman
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12. Hero Name: Ocular Occultist
Villain Name: Crazy Quilt
Real Name: Quilt
First Appearance: Boy Commandos #15 (March 1946)
Justice League of America Counterpart: Zatanna
Greek Pantheon of Gods Counterpart: Hades
Heroic Enemies: The Boy Commandos, Robin I (Richard John “Dick” Grayson), Robin II (Jason Peter Todd), Batman
Civilian Occupations: Cult Researcher and Cult Recovery Counselor
Former Occupations: Painter, Crime Syndicate Boss
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13. Hero Name: Petroleum Prankster
Villain Name: The Duke of Oil
Real Name: Earl J. Dukeston
First Appearance: Outsiders (1st series) #6 (April 1986)
Justice League of America Counterpart: Plastic Man
Greek Pantheon of Gods Counterpart: Dionysus
Heroic Enemies: The Outsiders
Villainous Allies: Skull (employer)
Civilian Occupations: Developer of Multi-Media Educational Entertainment for Elementary School Students
Former Occupations: President and CEO of Dukesco Oil
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14. Hero Name: Clockwork Craftsman
Villain Name: Clock King
Real Name: William Tockman
Other Aliases: Temple Fugate
First Appearance: World’s Finest Comics #111 (August 1960)
Justice League of America Counterpart: Steel
Greek Pantheon of Gods Counterpart: Hephaestus
Heroic Enemies: Green Arrow I (Oliver “Ollie” Queen), Speedy, the Justice League of America, Justice League International, Team Titans, the Teen Titans, D.E.O. (Department of Extranormal Operations) Agent Cameron Chase, Superman
Villainous Allies: Captain Cold, Professor Menace, the Injustice League, the Time Foes (Chronos, Time Commander and Calendar Man, currently disbanded), Clock King’s Clockwatchers (Acidia, Crackle, Radiant and Sharpe, underage accomplices), the Clock King Watchers (underage accomplices recruited through his web site, at Supervillains.Com)
Known Relatives: Beverly Tockman (invalid sister, deceased), parents (deceased)
Civilian Occupations: Antiques Dealer and Restorer
Former Occupations: Clock Repairman, Member of Justice League International (as part of their “Justice League Antarctica” Branch Embassy, currently disbanded)
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15. Hero Name: Marsupial Maiden
Villain Names: Kangaroo Kid, a.k.a. Kangaroo III
Real Name: Francine “Francie” Oliver
First Appearances: Amazing Spider-Man (1st series) #81 (Kangaroo I, February 1970); Spectacular Spider-Man #242 (Kangaroo II, January 1997)
Justice League of America Counterpart: Animal Man
Greek Pantheon of Gods Counterpart: Demeter
Heroic Enemy: Spider-Man (enemy of Kangaroo I, Kangaroo II and Kangaroo Kid, a.k.a. Kangaroo III)
Villainous Allies: Dr. Jonas Harrow (employer of both Kangaroo I and Kangaroo III), the Legion of Losers (Grizzly, Gibbon and the Spot, allies of both Kangaroo II and Kangaroo III), Kangaroo II (Brian Hibbs, mentor of Kangaroo III, estranged)
Known Relatives: Kangaroo I (Frank Oliver, father, deceased)
Civilian Occupation: Environmental Legislation Lobbyist
Former Occupations: Australian Boxer (Kangaroo I); Conservation Awareness Activist (Kangaroo III)
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... And I'll be evil, and include a girl who might try to work her way onto the team's lineup, in the not-too-distant future ...
16. Villain Name: PsychoAcidPervGirl!
Stage Name: Cinnamon Rain
Real Name: Gwendolyn “Wendy” Leslie
Justice League of America Counterpart: Firestorm
Greek Pantheon of Gods Counterpart: Prometheus
Heroic Enemies: CrazySugarFreakBoy!, Action Figure, Laughing Fox, the Goofball Gauntlet
Villainous Allies: The Word (employer), the Disciple of Logos (Priestess Pelopia), the Order of Order, Molestro the Mirthless (employer), Active Hand, the Thunder Monkey-Worshipping Brotherhood of Ass-Raping Ninjas Student Loan Collection Agency, the Wicked Pixies (underage accomplices)
Known Relatives: CrazySugarFreakBoy! (Dreamcatcher Kokopelli Foxglove, older brother, estranged), Action Figure (Melanie Hastings, a.k.a. Meggan Foxxx, mother, estranged), Laughing Fox (Sheriff Louis Laughing Fox, father, estranged), Olivia Hastings, Ph.D. (aunt, estranged), Khrys “Chris” Constantine (uncle, estranged), Gwydion “Wade” Leslie (adoptive older brother)
Civilian Identity Occupations: Perpetual Honor Roll Student and Discipline Problem at Hestia Hall, the Odyssey Opportunities-Established Private Boarding School for Girls “Gifted by the Graces” in Seattle, as well as a Graduate of the Pantheon Prodigies College Preparatory Course Program
Criminal Identity Occupations: Ringleader of the Seattle-Based All-Girl Street Gang “The Wicked Pixies”, Songwriter and Front Woman for the Gothic-Punk Band “Seduction of the Innocent” (whose CD releases to date include the albums “Dark Legend”, “Show of Violence”, “Circle of Guilt” and “A Sign for Cain”)