Bulgaria, Monday:Things were quiet at the laboratory of Johann Miller.
      Nothing had happened for the last hour or so besides mold growing in a petri dish. So it's just as well our story doesn't take place anywhere near here.

      Ausgard, Thursday evening, about 2-ish:
      Donar sat proudly on his throne.He surveyed his surroundings with intent, but could not see that which he spied for.

      Donar:"Forsooth!Where art thy damned magazine to read?"

      He finished his business and flushed..
      Just then the doorbell rang..
      He made his way to the main atrium of his fine Ausgardian castle, "Emoh Sranod", and opened the door.

      Donar:"Aye?Prey beggar, tell me what thou wants lest I smite you in the groineth"
      Extra:"Donar? Is is really you?"
      Donar:"Aye!That I be matey."
      Extra:"Then here is your summons, pal.See you in court"

      The extra then produced a piece of paper from his pocket and shoved it in Donar's armor.
      Donar looked up angrily, all the while spinning Mjalcom his enchanted pick-handle-with-a-magic-nail-in-it furiously around his head.

      Donar:"Fraudulent felon! I SHALL smite thee as promised for this vile act!!Take yon stygian parchment with thee back to the Hellspawn who birthed ye!"

      With that, Donar kicked the poor guy several times in the face and groin, and shaved off his eyebrows as he lay there bleeding in the driveway.

      "And now" He thought, out aloud, for dramatic purposes "I must hie me off to the parodyverse major, and seek the one they call Lisa, for the law is my only salvation.Verily."

      With that he swung Mjalcom again and did fly off towards a far away land.
 

      Lisa's Place:
      Lisa sat on the couch chatting with Jarvis about cute bunnies.One of them commented how fortunate it was that Byrne came in and retconned the giant lizard that had been steadily approaching *(see Disco Donar #2), leaving the place relatively out of danger. Unfortunately, he left Lisa's kids in the equation, and had added some elderly woman, who   ranted on about Peter someone-or-other and wheatcakes.

      At that moment, the grey haired old hag was in the main room, trying to convince them that they LOVED bran-shakes when all at once, the roof caved in on her, killing her instantly without chance of further resurrection.
      Then Donar landed on the rubble, smearing the old dear into a gelatinous goo that was being absorbed by the orange shag carpet at quite a rate.

      Donar:"Lisa, I need thy aid!"

      Jarvis stood in defiance of the interloper

      "Hey! Get your own damn girl she's mine, Wingnut"

      Donar looked over at Jarvis with admiration for his courage, before kicking him in the nuts.

      Jarvis:"OWW!!What the hell was that for, you freak?"
      Donar"I have need of thy wench's mind, not her killer bod, old comrade.Might I borrow her legal skills, as I am in a plot most foul?"
      Lisa:"Hello?I'm in the room here,guys. Remember me?"
      Jarvis"Yeah I spose it's O.K.HEY SPIFFY!!"
      Spiffy walks in
      Spiffy"What?"
      Jarvis:"Lets take the Miata to the Overlook"
      Spiffy"OK"
      The two heroes conveniantly leave the room, leaving Lisa. And Donar. Alone. ith eath other.

      Lisa:"So..."
      Donar"Umm..."
      Lisa:"....."
      Donar:"Aye, well, here is the parchment that causes my sufferance"
      Lisa"Where?"
      Donar:"In mine armor.."
      Lisa:"...."
      Donar hands over the paper, denying Lisa the chance to play find-the-summons.
      Lisa:"Hmm..lets see..Donar you are hereby required to cease and decist all activities including, but not limited to...yadda yadda yadda..as a possible image copyright infringement of the following accussees...blah blah blah..bathful of custard and a wetsuit..yadda yadda..."
      Donar:"Well?Dost thou forsee my fate?"
      Lisa:"Legally speaking,the criminal and civil breaches contained herein are as far reaching as they are numerous."
      Donar:"What didst thou say?"
      Lisa:"You're screwed, pal."
      Donar:"D'oh-eth"
      Lisa:"You are a no-win case if ever I saw one.Bugger off."
      Donar"Very well,then I shall summon my army of Ausgardian Lifesavers from it's very shores and command them to oil up and slay those who would sue me, thusly ending my torment and..."
      Lisa:"Oiled Lifesavers?"
      Donar:"Aye.Big Bronzed Ausgardian men, who have not seen a wench in eons, for tis their job to protect Ausgard's shores from.."
      Lisa, going crosseyed and drooling:"I can help.But we'll need that army.
      Or rather I will.They can help me..er..study legal..stuff.."
      Donar:"They know nothing of the law.They are savage, rugged men with no time for foreplay."
      Lisa is lying on he floor with a huge grin and her eyes rolled to the back of her head
      Lisa"That's o.k. I'm sure I can help them to bone up..on the legal system"
      Donar:"Oh.Hangeth On..."
      Lisa:"What"
      Donar:"They're dead"
      Lisa"Huh?"
      Donar"Just before I left I went to say I was leaving and they were all dead. And Mjalcom is now an enchanted-baseball-bat-with-a-magic-nail-in-it.
      Doth pass most strange"
      Lisa"DAMN YOU, BYRNE, YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, I SWEAR IT!!!"

      The Courtroom, time is irrelevant:
      General crowd noise.Donar and Lisa sit at a table, having elected to skip an arraignment for story-flow.The Judges are stern and grim.

      Judge Stern:"Order!!Order I say"
      Judge Grim:"Yeah!!What he said."
      Judge Stern:"Judge Grim? I've noticed the joke wasn't as funny as hoped.You can naff off now."
      Judge Grim:"Righto..."
      Judge Stern:"Will the defense approach the bench?"
      Lisa:"Yep........"
      Judge:"Well?"
      Lisa:"Well what?"
      Judge:"Approach!"
      Lisa:"Huh?"
      Donar wonders if he'd be better of just killing mankind instead
      Lisa:"Ohhh...you mean approach N0W.."
      Judge:"..."
      Lisa gets up and shakes her groove thang over to the judge.
      Judge:"You were right bailiff, I owe you a Coke.They ARE real."
      Lisa:"What??"
      Judge:"eh..Your eyes..they're real."
      Lisa returns to her seat, confident in the fact that if she can win the judge over
      the case is as good as won.

      Then the prosecution attorney, Ally McBareass, slunk in, naked to the waist. From both ends.