Dynamic Donar #41
Saturday, 14-Nov-98 18:40:55

203.29.193.58 writes:

Visionary and Yo sat watching football, and eating chips. Visz was trying to explain the subtler aspects of the game to his little buddy.

Visz: "O.K. Yo, you understand how this game works right?"

Yo: "I think so now.Big guys run and throw the ball and then kick the ball and then run again and hug each other."

Visz: "ehhh...kinda.OOH that was a touchdown! Remember what a touchdown is?"

Yo: "Yes. You mentioned touching down in letter to Lisa."

Visz, gagging on mouthful of pringles: "WHAT?? I..er..deny that.(quickly changes subject) Where's the remote?"

Yo: "Remote is remote.I can't see it.Only little box with numbers."

Visz: "That's it. I'd better check the external cameras for a sec."

Yo: "Monitor duty is such fun! Can we watch bunny channel next?"

Visz flips the TV over to AV mode. All he can see is dust. As it settles he sees Lisa and Donar standing on front of the mansion

Yo: "Yo happy!! Nice Lisa is home again!! And Donar is here. Me like Donar...not understand him, but.."

Visz: "Who's that in the botton of the screen?"
Yo: "Hmmm....Funny leather lady.She not look nice.."

Outside, Lisa and Donar continue sizing up their foe.Ally, now known as Dominatrix, has been interrupted by the two heroes while she was busy being the new Bad-Grrrl on the block.And she isn't happy about it.

Lisa: "Hey, Bitch! Get away from that rather large hole in the mansion that you just made.."

Donar: "Aye, so..."

Domin: "Why? So you can have all the men to yourself? You took the only thing I ever loved away from me, and for that you will pay!!"

Donar: "As I was saying, Retreat lest I..."

Lisa: "What a load of CRAP!! I thought Moo was the master of B.S., but you are REALLY giving her a run for her money!Face it, saddlebags, I am a better vixen AND a better lawyer than you'll ever be!!"

Donar: "If I might get a word in.."

Domin: "LAWYER?? YOU CALL THAT BEING A LAWYER?? You hardly used the law at all! I studied hard for
that case! I was gonna be famous!! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!"

Donar: "B.."

Lisa: "GOOD!!! Now you can get used to being a LOSER for the rest of your life!!"

Donar has given up.Hel hath no fury like two women scorned. He decides to just wander into the mansion to get help in case an epic battle breaks out.

Front Door Security Speaker: "Name, please"

Donar: "What manner of sorcery be this? Since when has yon mansion been gifted with speech?"

FDSS: "Name, please"

NTU-150's head pops out a window. Donar picks it up.

Donar: "NTU IS DEAD!!!NOOOO!!!!!"

FDSS: "Name, please"

NTU, from inside building: "pssst...donar...."

Donar looks up to see an armored arm waving out a window.

Donar: "NTU?"

NTU: "i had to get your attention without that leather woman hearing me...throw me back my helmet, willya?"

Donar throws helmet back :"Fear not the Dominatrix. She argue loudly with Virteous Lisa....Thou art not deceased?.. Continuity art very confusing..."

NTU: "Play along, we can retcon it later.Like the Manion's Extreme Security System? I call it M.E.S.S. "

Donar: "That it is.A definitve mess indeed. Who else be here?"

NTU: "Hang on, we'll talk inside.Enter your name into the speaker, then press your palm to the plate. Then when that's done, you look in that little space under the pound sign and get a retina scan. It will then do an x-ray of your skeletal
composure, and.."

Donar walks in behind NTU, who is still giving out directions through the open window.

NTU: "WAAAHH!! Where did you come from?"

Donar: "Immortal Ausgard.I am the son of.."

NTU: "No, I mean, just now."

Donar: "From downstairs"

NTU: "But the M.E.S.S.!!"

Donar: "I ignored it."

NTU: ".....oh.There's still a glitch or two."

Donar: "Apparently so.Who else be here now? I must gather mine allies to combat the Dominatrix."

NTU: "What are you, NUTS?? You seen that Whip of hers? I scanned her on her approach....for scientific reasons...She's actually got a "cool-whip".It seems to be a whip that freezes whatever it hits, to varying degrees. On low, it's a painful, but erotic tool of discipline. On high? Well, you saw what she did to the wall.And she's got some "power of seduction", too."

Donar: "Thou sounds like a scared little bunny"

Yo, running in: "Bunny!! Where bunny?"

Donar: "Yo, Whofore else hast been residing in yon mansion of late?"

Yo: "....."

NTU: "Yo, who else is home?"

Yo: "Me and Visionary were watching TV. Little bunny came on television and beat a drum and kept going and going and going and going and going and.."

Donar and NTU: "YO!!"

Yo: "...and Visionary accidentally kick in tv screen with foot.Twice."

Donar: "So....there be You, I, Yo and Visionary."

NTU: " Donar, I aint a chicken, but she is a HOTTIE!! There's no tellin' what could happen if she confronts a man without and self-control"

Donar: "NTU, worry not. Thou and Yo must fetch Visionary, and we will all combat this heinous harlot"