(Dedicated to NTU,Thanx for the inspiration, and Visz..The master of parodies.)

As we left, Yo was left alone, with his friends, to the Dominatrix's whims..

Yo: " How can I be alone with my friends?"

Narrator: "What, you choose now to be a Grammar Expert?"

Yo: "Well I'm just saying that..."

Narrator: "Dammit Yo, you're holding up the story.... Can't we just

get to the bit where you confront her?"

Yo: "Sorry. Yes."

Narrator: "That's ok buddy"

So, anyway....Yo is the only one capable of opposing said Evil Villianess, as the others are incapacitated.

Yo: "That sounded better"

Dominatrix: "Could we?"

Yo: "Oh. Sorry mean lady (ahem) How dare you hurt my friends like that, menace?"

Dominatrix: "I will do whatever the hell I want little Zorro! Lisa

deserves this! I will destroy everything she loves....and everyone she's ever slept with.....eventually"

Yo: "Thank you for revealing your secret plan. It makes beating you easier."

Dominatrix: "What? How do you propose to defeat me, munchkin?"

Yo: "Like this........"

Yo closes ...ehh...it's eyes and tries to get to it's happy place.

Unfortunately, Yo takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque and ends up in NTU's happy place...

Yo: "Where am Yo?"

Tina: "Hi Yo! What are you doing here?"

Yo: "Nice lady! You are Tina!"

Tina: "Yes, I am! Where's NTU, is he OK"

Yo: "It's terrible! Donar is disappeared and the guys are slaves and NTU is blind and Lisa is a statue and Donnamatrix is winning and.."

Tina: "Whoa there little guy...NTU is blind?"

Yo: "Well his eyes is closed..and if he opens them he'll be a statue or a zombie too.."

Tina turns and looks off panel dramatically...

Tina: "So this is the cause of the temporal rift I sensed earlier...It felt as though the world was dying. I must......"

Yo: "Tina?"

Tina: "Yo, please...Can't you see I'm in the middle of a tortured soliloquy?"

Yo: "Sorry"

Yo decides not to speak until someone asks.

Tina: ".....I must find this anomoly and vanquish her...Miggy!! C'mere!!"

Miggy, NTU's little brother, jumps down from a tree. He is garbed in an ill fitting costume....A bit like a ten-year-old in a motorcycle helmet.

Tina: "Come on, Miggy...NTU needs us."

Miggy: "Yut egjhtd uyydk kjdjiu d "

Tina: "Really, you should lose that helmet...I can't understand a word you're saying."

Miggy: "Mxyzptlk"

Tina.: "Uhh...yeah...Yo!"

Yo: "Yes?"

Tina: "I need you to picture the Dominatrix...Then I can channel her location with my psionic powers"

Yo pictures Dominatrix, albeit reluctantly. Tina does this weird Vulcan looking Mind Meld thing and they are gone...

Back at the battle scene:

Dominatrix is being carried into the mansion by her obedient sex-zombies.

Yo sits bolt upright, unsure whether or not the previous scene was a trauma induced hallucination.

His (dammit, I cant keep writing "it's"...this is Yo, for gods sake, not an extra!!) question is just as soon answered..

SH'BOOOM!!

Tina and Miggy appear before him in a blinding flash. Not that NTU noticed, cause..you know..the closed eyes thing.

Tina: "NTU?"

NTU: "Tina! Thank God!"

Tina: "Are you OK honey?"

Miggy: "Hig fri innsr bonanr"

NTU: "Shut up, Miggy. I'm OK..Where's Dominatrix"

Tina: "You mean that blonde in the leather? She's in the mansion"

Ntu opens his eyes...

NTU: "Where's Donar?"

Yo: "His card ran out.....He disappeared"

NTU: "But this is his comic!! Without him, we're not meant to be here.

Tina: "Perhaps his exit was the cause of the rift I felt"

Yo: "His title...Anything's possible"

In the hills behind the mansion, a storm brews. Lightning crashes.

Thunder rolls. Donar returns.

Donar: "Hail all. Misseth me?"

NTU: "Man, where were you?"

Donar: "Getting a card. Wherefore art the Dominatrix?"

Tina: "She's in the mansion."

Donar: "The mansion? She doth dare desecrate our dormatory?I SAY THEE

NAY!!! LAIR LEAGUE LINK-UP!!!"

Tina, Yo, Miggy, NTU and Donar rush the mansion in a two page poster-worthy shot.

Donar: "Halt, wench!! Thy reign of lust induced tyranny art about to cease"

Dominatrix: "We'll see about that!! Minions!! ATTACK!!"

Visz, Jarv and Spiffy shuffle forward to meet the other's attack. Due to their slow and shall we say, "distracted" condition however, Donar, Tina and NTU sidestep them without any great effort. Miggy however is less agile.

Jarvis and Visz start pummeling the little guy severely about the head.....Spiffy then pulls him in half.

Donar: "Oh mine God!! They've killed Miggy"

NTU: "You Bastards!!"

Rats enter stage right and drag Miggy's corpse off stage left.

Tina: "I must awaken them from their trance!!"

Tina hovers above the throng and concentrates. She then closes her eyes and channels E! TV, sending the mental image to Jarv, Spiff and Visz.

E! Reporter: "And we've just heard that Roseanne, on top of her chat show success, has decided to bare all for Hustler magazine..."

Jarv,Visz and Spiff: "GAAAHH!!MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP!!"

Jarv: "Where am I?"

Visz: "The last thing I remember was..."

Spiffy is in his happy place. It would seem there is only so much mental torture a man can bear.

Dominatrix: "NO!! I CAN'T BE DEFEATED!!I WILL RETURN, LEAGUE....DON'T DOUBT I WILL"

She disappears into a black swirly "Stargate" type vortex, with the aid of her whip.

Out side, Lisa turns back into her flesh-made sexy self.

Lisa: "Whoa...I hate this title....still no damn sex."

To be continued in the next DD story arc-"My friend, My enemy"

By Donar...soon.....