Seiren and Donar stand at the summit of a hill overlooking Parodiopolis. Her eyes are closed, and she is facing away from him. He steps closer to her, towering over her diminutive form. Zookd’s words echo in his ancient mind.. "You must kill her, to save the Parodiverse…."

Donar looks down at his newly returned love, in disbelief of the duty he must perform..

Zookd remains an ethereal form beside him.. "Hurry, time grows short.."

Donar: "Thou art a master of time, how can that which is under thy control grow short?"

Zookd: "I am not time’s master, but it’s servant…it’s herald…I have to fix this up, man…kill her…"

Donar’s fingers tighten around Seiren’s shoulders, moving slowly towards her neck..

In the sky above them, another form appears. The sun distorts its true form, but it appears to be humanoid in shape.

Zookd: "OH NO!!..Hurry Donar, the destroyer approaches…"

Donar tightens his grip…the form disappears…this piques his curiosity. He relaxes his grip, the shape re-appears.

The assembled LL stare on speechless, ( as they have no lines yet ) until Donar makes the skyborne figure appear and disappear a few more times.

spiffy: "Heh heh heh…bed goes up, bed goes down, bed goes up…"

FFF: "Could you lay off the Simpsons for just one second, spiff? "

spiffy: "Hey…Don’t have a cow, man."

Lisa: "Um…do we have anything relevant to say, or should we resort to the usual cliches?"

Visionary: "I’m not sure, Lis.. Donar’s been offline for ages, so he’d have to make this tale pre-current continuity. Anything we say could have major ramifications on the present storylines."

Lisa: "Wow…Just as well no-one knows we had rampant sex a few minutes ago, huh Visi?"

All stand in silence.

Lisa: "…kidding guys, sheesh, get a grip."

The skyward figure loops across the sky, in a fluidlike manner…until gracefully nosediving towards our heroes.

Zookd: "NOW DONAR!!!"

Donar assesses the situation…and makes his decision.

Donar: "I say thee NAY!!!"
He pushes Seiren behind him, and prepares to confront the interloper.

The figure is finally free of the Sun’s rays…he can be witnessed by all. He appears to be a man, about 25 or so, longish white dreadlocks and goatee wearing an obscenely garish Hawaiian shirt and shorts and perched atop a wheelless skateboard….both he and it however are totally chromed..

Donar: "Who art thou?"

Figure: "DUDES!! It’s me!! ‘member, bud-dies?"

Lisa: "AAAAHH!!! IT"S PAULY SHORE!!!"

Visionary: "No…he’s dead..well, his career is anyway.."

Figure: "Bogus, we havent, like, met yet, have we? Whoa..time travel is most non-heinous..I’m the Chrome Cruiser."

Donar: "What meanst thee by "yet", Silvery one?"

Zookd is now visible to all, but visibly annoyed..

Zookd: "Y’know, for an ancient Deity, you sure can be a child at times…He and the LL meet in the future…the future you were meant to divert…but now he’s her, which means yuou have met…and are all doomed…goodbye"

FAZZAWAZZSH!!! Zookd folds time around himself like an old rug and dissapates.

NTU: "Man, it’s cool when he does that."

Lisa: "OK…Mr Silver guy?..are you cromed..y’know…everywhere?"

CC: "Yo babe, I sure am..My boss , like coated me in this gnarly stuff so I could like fly and stuff..he called it "The Power Comic"."

Jarvis: "You mean "Cosmic?"

CC: "No, dude, Comic…I have, like the power to survive retcons, undo damage done by sales gimmicks..I even repelled John Byrne once."

The LL are visibly impressed with this creature’s power.

They begin the long trek back to the LL Mansion…Chromey, as he is now being referred to by Yo, tells his tale.

" I was just, like, y’know, some guy, and then this dude, came up and , like, did some stuff, and so I went like "Whoa dude!" and he’s like" OK Now you are, like, my herald" and I’m like "I’m your what?" and he’s like spraying this Chrome in a can on me and I’m like getting stronger and floating and stuff and he says "Find me titles to screw up" and I’m like "Hey..No way dude, that is TOTALLY not gonna happen!" and I like zapped him and now I’m like alone and I found you guys during some war and you said "You gotta go back and stop Him from coming" and I’m like "Who?" and now I’m here."

Yo: "Me understand..Chromey need friends…needs the Lair."

MORE TO COME SOON…I PROMISE

IVE GOT THE WAR AND THE COMING OF "HIM" TO GO YET.

PLUS…YO DESTROYS THE PARODIVERSE???

DONAR, (with humble apologies for my tardiness, I have a note from Mother)