Baron Zemo's Lair. - NEW!!! Dynamic Donar #58

Baron Zemo's Lair

NEW!!! Dynamic Donar #58
Wednesday, 03-Nov-1999 06:09:02
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Dynamic Donar #58

As we left the super heroes ™ , they were following their proxy leader, Donar into battle against the evil evil Dr Moo, who has her sister and their leader, Lisa, held captive..enough of this, you read the repost didn't you?

And so we begin:

Donar and crew filed out of the conference room, Visionary pausing to extract Fleabot from the wall.
In a matter of moments, they were on their way to Moo's Lactose Lair. After another few minutes of looking for a parking space ( never an easy feat in the hideout area of town.) they were close to their goal. As they headed towards the huge door, they grimaced and prepared themselves for the worst.

It opened before them, as a figure walked out..

Donar: "….No prisoners…"
The figure stepped into the light.."Hey guys, thanks for the ride, I was just gonna call a cab!"
Enty: "Uh…Lisa?"
Lisa: "Yeah, how are you Enty…blown anything up today?"
Visionary: "It's a trap…she's gotta be fake…"
Fleabot: "Yeah..one of you is.."
Asil: "I know you're not talking to the great man like that…"
Lisa: "Uh…Donar?"
Donar: "Aye milady?"
Lisa: "Why are you wearing a dressing gown…not that I mind…"
Donar looked sheepishly down at his new garb. He left in a kinda rush and had failed to remove his training wear.
Donar: "Uh..Twould be because I art in majick training with mine Mum, and ha ve the need to don such a garment…but I didst fail to remove it afore I absconded hence to thy aide."
Lisa: "So..ya gonna remove it now?"
Enty: "For God's sake please say no…"
Donar: "Nay milady..mine warrior's garb art back in mine room..And for me to get mineself there henceforth wouldst mean the eployment of mine once weapon…"
Lisa looked at the wooden staff in Donar's hand. It was more suited to a gnarled old man in need of support, than a God who was almost three feet taller than she. She reached into her Croft-esque handbag and removed Mjalcom ™.
Lisa: "Here ya go, big guy. It's yours. "
Donar: "Nay milady, I didst give it to thee in good faith, to protect thee!"
Hatman: "Can I have it?"
spiffy: "You got his bloody helmet! All I get is the occasional nerve pinch! Where's my gift?"
Visz: "spiff, he let you live after cancelling his membership to the Lucy Lawless League.."
spiff: "Yeah, but it wasn't right…He's in the Hudson Lieck fan club too..that's a conflict of interest!!"

( Note..Donar isn't really signed up to the Hudson Fan Club….Gav, on the other hand..)

Lisa: "Anyway, I want you to use it again, slugger..I miss ya ripping through things."
Visionary: "Actually, in a totally insane and illogical way, so do I."
Asil: "So do I then."
Donar looked at Lisa's outstretched hand. He reaches forth and reclaims his birthright.

The thunder peals from the sky, as the ground shudders. Donar's costume is restored once more.
"Ok" Lisa continued "That's one loose end tied up…what's next?"
"Well.." Hatty interjected, "Next we rescue you from your evil sister."
Lisa stifled a giggle
Donar: "And what be so damned funny?"
Yo: "Yes. Why you laugh at friends?"
Lisa: "Oh I'm sorry Yo…It's just…"
Foomy stuck his dragon shaped head up at the back of the group. He hated being in Donar tales. He always had to stand in the back of the group shots as scenery and never got any major plot points to divulge…and he could feel a poorly written line coming on.."It's just what?"…*oh yeah* he thought *THAT was worth getting outta bed for..*
Lisa continued: "Well, Moo wanted a little girl talk, and Zemo's lackeys are mostly guys or 2 dimensional female eye-candy. She had to kidnap me to keep up the "evil" image.
All: "oh."
Donar: "Well, it matters not, thou art safe, and we canst goeth home now."

After finding the van again..(Enty had conveniently installed a cloaking system to deter thieves, but it also hid the damn thing from everyone else as well..) they all piled in and head back to the lair.
Wayo piped up.
"Yo, duudes, sompthin's like, totally bugging me out.."
spiffy : "You've probably got spiders in your dreadlocks…that happened to a friend of a guy my cousins hairdresser knew.."
Wayo absent-mindedly scratched his head… "Nope, not it."
Visz: "It wasn't that horribe Halloween banner on the TMB was it?"
Asil: "Ugh,,that was pushing horror TOO far.."
Wayo: "…Ummmm…. Nope."
Lisa: "It is that fact that Donar's previous storyline has waned off into this generic "get everone back together" plot?"
Wayo: "Kinda…but more"
Donar: " Art we out of munchies?"
Wayo: "AAAAAAAH….THAT'S IT..STOP THE VAN, DUUDES, WE GOTTA SCORE SOME GRINDAGE!!!!"

Next…Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the mall: Donar and Co. go shopping.

Or as I'm gonna call it "Who put the "SUPER" in supermarket???"

( and now the apologies: Sorry for both the brevity of this tale, and the lack of real depth. Think of it as a transitory tale to get me out of a plot idea that had lost steam, and will now hopefully turn this freakshow around..I'm back writing again!!

Special thanks to Lisa, for the love and support, Visionary for the inspiration, and CSFB for stoking the fire under my medulla oblongatta...heh heh...gonna be a wild ride, hopefully!!)

Donar, with some apologies..