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This message Flapjack and the ManManHunters was posted by The Hooded Hood on Saturday, September 14, 2002 at 11:21.
Flapjack and the ManManHunters
Flapjack: Frankie Dollupuchi, my very own porn supplier? But how could you be an evil robot monitoring me for nefarious purposes?
Frankie: We have prepared for a long time, for we are… the ManManHunters! Of course, there was a lot of debate as to whether you actually counted as clinically human, but…
Flapjack: Yeah, so my dates tell me. So what do you want?
Frankie: Hah! If you do not join our cause we shall reveal your sordid details to the world. All will know of your perverted practises and secret foibles.
Flapjack: Really? Free publicity? And my foibles get a public airing?
Frankie: Er, yes. It’ll be terrible. Really.
Flapjack: I dunno. They say it pays to advertise. When you’re spreadin’ this stuff do you think you could make sure my website address is prominent?
Frankie: Look, this is blackmail, not PR. You must realise that…
Flapjack: Heeey! You’ve been spying on all the heroes, right? That means you must have some reaal good photos of Lisa and Troia and Dancer and Sorcy, right? I mean, juicy stuff, yeah?
Frankie: We are an ages old society dedicated to reordering the universe, not cosmic voyeurs!
Flapjack: But we can still trade, right? I mean, there’s gotta be something you want.
Frankie (shouting): Yes! I’m trying to tell you! We’re taking over, and we want your absolute obedience.
Flapjack: Or I’ll get spanked? Maybe by a lady ManManHunter? A WomanWomanHunter? Or maybe you have CuteTeenCo-edCuteTeenCo-EdHunters, yeah?
Frankie: You are the most degenerate thing I’ve seen in five thousand years of ManManHuntering! You must be destroyed!
Flapjack: Thanks. Hey, what’s with the big ray gun? Oops! Er, Finny? Hat? Heck, even Nats! Heeeellllllpppp!!!
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