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Sun Nov 06, 2005 at 11:39:34 am EST
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#238.6: Untold Tales of the Lair Legion Tie In: “Well Piss On This!”
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#238: Untold Tales of the Lair Legion: Pebbles Before the Avalanche
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Because two people in a chat room demanded it... the next chapter from... the Hooded Hood
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The sound of the toilet flushing announced Trickshot’s departure from the bathroom. He had on rubber gloves and was holding a dripping piece of paper.
“What’s that?” Visionary asked.
“This? Oh nuthin.” Tricky sat down and with his other hand (the one not holding the soaked paper), got out an envelope, addressed it to Herbert Garrick and boldly wrote his superhero name and the mansion address in the sender spot.
Visionary glanced at the wet paper and realized what it was. “Hey! That’s the advance documentation on Special Resolution 1066! What’s it soaked with?”
“I had some beer and needed to relieve myself.” Before Tricky carefully folded it with his rubber gloves Vish read the bold red words the arrogant archer had written on the main sheet. It read, “GO &*^%$ YOURSELF!”
Tricky placed the letter in the envelope and sealed it.
“It’s a good thing you don’t have to lick the envelope to seal it I guess.”
“HAW! You got that right Vish. Now if you’ll excuse me I’ve got a letter to deliver.”



Later that day, after Tricky had personally delivered the letter then got away to safely arrive back at the mansion, he made a few calls.
This was his last call.
In San Francisco, California, Jack Roberts picked up the phone.
“Hello this is Jack.”
“Hey. It’s me Carl.”
“Carl I told you right after the Crisis not to call me. I’ve started a new life for myself. After… after what happened I said I was through with the super hero business. I’ve moved out here to start a new life.”
“AG’s vanished.”
“He does that a lot. I’m sure Tom’s fine.”
“Listen Jack. Let me explain.” Trickshot then told his old friend all about Special Resolution 1066 and what it would mean. “So I won’t curve on this man. You know that. Besides, I’ve been itchin for a fight for a while now anyway. I figure we could call up some of the others. I called Rose and she says she’ll be there.”
“Did you reach Jasper?”
“He’s still out somewhere in the world, searching.” Tricky wanted to add more but both men knew who Jasper was searching for. After the Crisis he and Eli decided to travel the world to find the only person he’s ever loved.
“That kid should face facts. He can’t find her. She’s gone.”
“Look I understand you’re upset but…”
“No Carl you don’t. After all that time away I found her. I KNEW IT WAS COMING! Yet I could no nothing to stop it. Forget it Carl. If anything could make me pull the rabbit suit out of mothballs… well it would have to be pretty damn big. Bye.”
“Jack hang on a moment!”
Jack hung up the phone and started to sob deeply.



Rose is Desert Rose. She has an ancient sentient Scimitar called Areei. She was exiled from her native Middle East after a conflict with Egypt’s new ruler. She has been acting as a solo hero in GothemMetropolis York ever since the JBH disbanded after the Crisis.

Jasper is Kid Produce. After the events of the Crisis he is now exploring the world, trying to find the woman he loves. He has reason to believe she’s still alive. Jack and Tricky think he’s gone nuts but he hasn’t.

Why did I reveal so many major changes to my cast before I could finish the story they happened in? Because with a saga as big as the one coming, I thought some of the heroes still around would need to weigh in on it.
More later.




This story is written and copyrighted (C) 2005 by Scott Bryan (also known as AG), and may not be
reprinted without permission. Annabelle, Roland, Anthony Foresight, vampirates, Sunset Sal, Amazing Guy, Justin Time, Jack Rabbit, Jackie Rabbit, Desert Rose, Eli the Elemental, Kid Produce, Scott Brunsen, Tom Irving, the JBH and the Amazing Bunch all are properties of Scott Bryan and AG.



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