The Last Testimony of George Jeremiah Waldegrave - a Messenger story


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Posted by The Hooded Hood on July 05, 2001 at 20:28:23:

George Jeremiah Waldegrave died on a grey November evening when he refused to give up the parcel he was carrying to a knife-wielding robber. The assailant stabbed Waldegrave four times in the chest and sternum and was long gone with the old man’s parcel before the emergency services arrived. Waldergave was Dead on Arrival at the Gothametropolis Mercy Hospital Trauma Unit.
Waldegrave’s nearest relative was a distant niece in Seattle. When news of her uncle’s death reached her and she arrived at her uncle’s townhouse she was horrified to discover it had been ransacked. Police assumed opportunistic thieves had taken advantage of the news of the old man’s passing. A note was circulated to antiquaries and book dealers warning that a quantity of old volumes had been taken and that the Central Precinct expected to be informed if any were offered for sale. The niece closed up the house, the will went to probate, and everyone forgot about George Waldegrave.
Almost everyone.
One figure had noted that the quiet old scholar had taken an active interest in the campaign to stop the new Gothametropolis Metrotrak, the modern supertram that would revolutionise travel in the city and incidentally require the demolition of some of the oldest parts of the venerable old town. That figure wondered just how good a historian Waldegrave might have been, and what old deeds, covenants, and boundary agreements he might have dug up that would make him a danger to a multi-million dollar development deal. That figure was Messenger.

The locks on the door weren’t difficult to foil. The postman slipped into the shadowed hallway and made his way for the study. He knew from plans he had checked earlier what the layout of the old antebellum townhouse was. He moved swiftly and silently to the study door, then paused.
Something was wrong. There was a strange musty smell which was more than a damp old house with the heating turned off in winter. And there on the Persian rug was the muddy imprint of a footmark – a naked footmark.
Messenger burst through the door to the study, razor-letter in hand. As he saw the two creatures huddled over the desk he loosed the deadly missile right into the nearest monster’s chest. The razor letter sliced into the rotting creature’s torso with a rich squelch. It looked in surprise at the sudden attack and complained, “I say, that was my best shirt.”
“Zombies!” snarled Messenger, reaching for a parcel bomb. “I thought I got all of you before.”
The second creature looked up sharply. “I beg your pardon, sir, but we are not zombies, nor any other kind of ethnic mindless shambling corpses. And I think you will find that it was we who got rid of the last of that plague of tedious undead recently, not you.”
The parcel bomb went undelivered – for now. “Who the hell are you?” the postman demanded.
The second of the two creatures made a small bow but did not offer his hand. He was the only undead Messenger had met that wore a comfy smoking jacket and carpet slippers. His companion was the barefooted one with the graveyard soil on his feet. “I am the Abyssal Greye, preceptor of the ghouls below Gothametropolis, and this is my colleague. How do you do?”
“Ghouls. Flesh eaters!”
“I imagine you eat flesh too,” the Abyssal suggested.
“But not human flesh,” Messenger pointed out.
“On the long-standing cultural moré that it is better to slaughter a living creature of another species than make proper use of the dead flesh of one of our own kind,” the Abyssal Greye pointed out. “Besides, we have the ability to assimilate knowledge by devouring the brains of dead humans, and that’s a power no scholar is going to turn down.”
“Ah. Brain-eating cannibal ghouls. I feel so much better now.”
“We prefer to see ourselves as a living library of scholarship,” the ghoul answered. “We are a cultural treasure.” He allowed himself a little scholarly joke. “I suppose we are buried treasure,” he chuckled dryly.
“And I shouldn’t blow you to hell because…?” Messenger demanded.
“Because as you can see we are not devouring human brains at the moment, we are trying to make some sense out of the mess this library has been left in.”
The postman considered this. “Why?” he eventually asked.
“We’re trying to find out what they took and what can be reconstructed,” the other ghoul explained. “There was quite a case against the supertram before the villains got at it. Old rights of way, land restrictions, questionable provenance of ownership. The legal wranglings would have delayed the thing years, making it cost ineffective to proceed. We would have saved Gothametropolis.”
“And that’s important to you?” Messenger checked.
“Of course,” Abyssal Greye answered. “Some of our number helped build this city. We aren’t going to allow crooked profiteers to destroy it for a fast buck. Besides, they murdered poor Mr Waldegrave to ensure his silence, and that hardly seems just.”
“How do you know it was murder?”
The second ghoul held up his hand. “Well, actually, because the underground brotherhood dug up Waldegrave last night and feasted on him. Now a large part of his consciousness is in me. I suppose you could say I am Waldegrave now. How do you do?”
“You ate his corpse?”
“It’s what I would have wanted,” the ghoul assured the postman. “An extended lifetime in the company of like-minded scholars and historians discussing the secrets of the ages is more than I could hope for.”
“So we would really like for you to not decimate us, last of the Messengers,” Abyssal Greye asked politely. “We’ve had the best interests of this city to heart for many generations now. All we want to do is reconstruct the evidence those ruffians took, stop the destruction of old Gothametropolis, and bring Waldegrave’s murderers to justice.”
“By eating them,” the postman pointed out.
“Good grief, no. We don’t want those cads in our collective memory,” the Abyssal answered in shocked tones. “We thought we would kill them some other way.”
“What way?” Messenger demanded.
“We thought we’d give you their address,” Abyssal Greye answered slyly.

The choice was between slaughtering two undead scholars intent on conservation or bringing down an evil corporation which would even resort to murder to gain its ends. Messenger hadn’t really got any choice. Three days later the Metrotrak project was put on hold indefinitely pending investigation of certain documents which had come to light. A parallel investigation into a confession of conspiracy by several key corporation personnel was hampered by the disappearance of several other much-sought employees who were never found. Ever.
Messenger never saw the ghouls under Gothametropolis ever again, but he often wondered when he read of the death of a prominent scholar or artist or philosopher whether they too had joined the collective under the soil, the most secret and gruesome of the city’s guardians.
And sometimes the postman wondered whether they had more right to what they did than he did to do what he had to.




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