Sir Mumphrey Wilton and the Lost City of Mystery, Part the Second: The Egyptian Assassin and the Heathen Chinee


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Posted by The Hooded Hood continues the story that time forgot on June 03, 2001 at 11:36:49:

Part the Second: The Egyptian Assassin and the Heathen Chinee

“Of course you’ll help,” Miss Canterbury had told Sir Mumphrey Wilton. “I’m a damsel in distress. You’re a gentleman.”
“But I also have important war work, Miss Canterbury. I can hardly gad off across the world on a personal adventure when our countrymen are fighting in the trenches to liberate the world from the Hun.”
“This is important war work. Whatever secrets are in the Blanchford Diary are sufficient for Adolf himself to take an interest in, to send his gruesome Herr Wertham to find out. Wertham’s hired Expediter killed my father to gain those secrets, and I am going to solve the mystery that my father was investigating and decode the encrypted pages of Blanchford Bertram’s journal before those Nazis find whatever-it-is and use it against us. And I’m doing it whether you’re coming or not.”
“Hmph. Well, I’ll escort you as far as the airstrip at least, Miss Canterbury.”

Hong Kong was wet, crowded, and frightened. It was wet because the typhoon season was just blowing to a stormy end. It was crowded because thousands of Chinese refugees had poured into the cluttered streets and muddled boat village as the Japanese army had marched across China. It was frightened because even now that army was camped on the Kowloon peninsula waiting for the typhoons to pass before marching in and taking the city.
“Perhaps I’d better go in first?” Sir Mumphrey suggested, as he and Miss Canterbury stood in the warm tropical downpour and watched a waxed paper lantern sway in the wind outside an old candlemaker’s shop. “After all, if this fellow was supposed to meet your father Reverend Canterbury in Marrakesh and never turned up he might have run into a bit of trouble.”
“I don’t think you should leave me alone out here, Sir Mumphrey,” the maiden answered. In a short time she had learned to push all the right buttons.
“Hmph. Point. Very well then, stay close and scream if there’s any trouble.”
Miss Canterbury bit her tongue and followed the eccentric Englishman into the shop. A set of wind-chimes clanged as the entered. Half a dozen scented candles half-lit the shop. A demure girl in a silk kimono emerged and bowed at them. “How may I help you?” she asked in good English, noting the cut of Mumph’s Saville Row suit and waistcoat, and the lady’s trim two-piece and pillbox hat and correctly discerning her customers’ point of origin.
“We’re looking for Dr Lee?” Miss Canterbury replied.
The girl’s eyes flickered a little. “What is the nature of your business with Lee San So?” she demanded.
“He’s one of the few people in the world who speaks Vesalian,” the Englishwoman answered. “He promised to translate something for me.”
“Ah,” the oriental girl understood, her eyes still looking downwards. “He is through here.” She pulled back a curtain and gestured for the visitors to precede her into a gloomy chamber beyond.
Dr Lee was indeed there; or at least his gory mortal remains.
Miss Canterbury stifled a gasp. Mumphrey turned round to demand what the devil was going on.
The nine black-clad warriors with gleaming silver blades had already surrounded them.
“What the deuce is the meanin’ of this?” Mumph demanded anyway. “Why did you kill Dr Lee?”
The girl from the shop now glared at the Englishmen with cold, hard eyes. “That is what we wish to ask you. Dr Lee has been a friend to our… association, and we take his murder very seriously.”
Mumphrey examined the old man who was laid out on a pallet. “This man has been dead for… four days, three hours and twenty-three minutes, er, approximately,” he noted. “And he seems to have died of some very unusual wounds.”
“It was a very unusual assassin,” one of the warriors commented. “We wish to know why you sent her.”
“We didn’t have Lee killed,” Mumphrey protested. “We needed him alive to help us with an encrypted text coded in a rare language.”
“Don’t trust him, master,” the shopgirl urged. “The Sect have agents everywhere.”
“Enough, Sukie,” the man in black chided. He turned back to Mumphrey. “I am Akiko Sunamate. Lee San So was one of my people, and I take his murder very seriously.”
“You said his assassin was unusual,” Miss Canterbury interrupted. Akiko and the others seemed shocked that she would speak, but she ignored that. “What was unusual about the death?”
Akiko decided to answer. “He was killed in a manner consistent with the sacred weapons of the Sect of Buto. Note the puncture wounds of high-pressure fruit, and the distinctive sucker marks of the sink-plunger. This was the work of the…”
“Don’t say it,” Sukie warned. “The Sect has ears and eyes everywhere.”
“Well I can assure you that none of my appendages at all are in this Sect’s service,” Miss Canterbury said. “And so we shall be on our way.”
The Triad leader shook his head. “I’m afraid not. You are about to become another nameless casualty of war in these turbulent times. It is nothing personal, and we will make it brief and painless.”
“One thing puzzles me,” Mumphrey frowned, ignoring Akiko Sunamate’s threats. “Wertham and the Expediter murdered Miss Canterbury’s father to keep him from discovering the meaning of the diary entry, but only because they wanted to discover it for themselves. They had no motive to kill Lee, since he was their ticket to finding the truth.”
“That’s true,” his companion agreed. “is there some third force at work here, which wants to prevent either of us from discerning the meaning?”
“The Sect of Buto keeps many secrets,” Akiko noted. “They would not hesitate to kill to preserve their holy silence.”
“But they’d also want to know if anybody else knew anything,” Mumphrey reasoned. “Perhaps get their hands on the Bertram journal. Probably leave an agent in place to watch and see if anybody like us came calling, what?”
“There is nobody watching but us,” the Tong man insisted; but there was an edge of nervousness in his voice.
“Exactly,” Mumph reasoned. “I believe you referred to the assassin in the feminine?” And he turned his eyes on the shopgirl Sukie.
The dagger flew towards the Englishman’s throat faster than the eye could see. Mumphrey caught it. Sukie swung her hands back and two of the black-clad ninjas crumpled to the floor. “Very good, infidel,” she congratulated Sir Mumphrey. “The Cobra lurks where she chooses, and few uncover her guise.”
“Sukie?” Akiko gasped wide-eyed.
“Not any more,” the Cobra told him, crippling two more of the warriors with a casual ease.
Mumphrey grabbed Miss Canterbury’s hand and dragged her out of the room as the Cobra cut a swathe through the remaining Yakusa. “Get out of the door and run,” he shouted. “I’ll deal with this assassin.”
“You’ve seen her!” Miss Canterbury warned. “You’ll be killed.”
“I have a few tricks up my sleeve – or in my waistcoat,” the eccentric Englishman promised her. “Now please, go. After all, you have the journal.”
The young woman considered for a moment, then fled up the wet narrow backstreet.
“Very noble, infidel,” the Cobra admitted, hurling aside Akiko’s corpse and springing towards Mumphrey, “Perhaps there will be a place for you in the Other Kingdom after you are dead.”
“Church of England, meself,” Mumphrey admitted, fiddling with his pocketwatch (which, for the uninitiated, is a time-manipulation device known as the Chronometer of Infinity) and stopping time around the assassin. “Hmm. Ten minutes. That should be enough. Good day, madam.” And he tipped his hat and hurried off to follow Miss Canterbury.

Almost a minute passed before the Expiditer dragged the unconscious Englishwoman out of the shadows and dropped her unceremoniously beside the time-stopped Cobra. “Well well, that interferer is just full of surprises, isn’t he?” he mused.
He occupied himself by securely handcuffing Miss Canterbury and flicking through the diary he had taken from her until he judged the time-stop was coming to an end. As it finished he drew a knife cleanly across the Cobra’s throat, slicing from windpipe to jugular. “That should deter further Sect involvement in my business,” he noted.
He pocketed the Blanchford diary. “And so to the prize,” he told himself.

In our next exciting instalment: Mumphrey calls upon an old friend and learns a few truths about his past that he would have preferred not to know, and the Devil Doctor’s Si Fan make a house call.



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