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HH!!! Heres the first instalment of the Handbook to Infinite Crisis Attachments. this one's on the Lurker,Access,Narator. Also a complete list of the heroes robot buddies. Tuesday, 26-Oct-1999 11:04:32
For HH, a Who’s Who in the INFINITE CRISIS Access: Scott Asher, at fifteen he realized he could traverse from the Parodyverse into the Marvel and DC universes. He had about three different adventures that at present are untold. One with Manman, one with Xander, and one with CSFB! At some point after the last of these, he developed the ability to sense when a cosmic Crisis was going to happen. He was trapped in status during the alien invasion, on his way to inform the LL. Then, he was approached by his sister who turned out to be one of the Lurker’s (SEE LURKER) robots. She brought him to the Lurker who sent him to the Heart of Imagination to confront the Narator (SEE NARATOR). The arch villain sent him into the Heart where he split into two separate selves. The rest of his life continues in the Lurker and Narrator’s files. NOTE: this Access should not be confused with the Access from the DC and Marvel universes. That one is called Axel Asher, and according to the Lurker’s files, will one day visit the Parodyverse as well. The Narator: When Scott Asher (Access) was thrown into the Heart of Imagination, he split into two. His good side and his bad side. This split was irreversible. Then both selves were exposed to the entire Omniverse of human thought, or in other words, ALL universes EVER created. Somehow they were able to process all that info and retain it whenever they choose. The twin Access’s then met the cosmic guardian of the Omniverse, the Omnisoul. He explained that he had done these things to Access for a good purpose. The bad Access was angry and became cast out of the Heart only to find himself in a pocket dimension. He used his dimension hopping powers and found himself in the realm of Normalcy. He absorbed the power he found there and returned to the pocket dimension. He used the Normalcy power to create his home base. A fortress with the ability to spy on everything and everyone in the Parodyverse. Then he traveled to the 32nd century to steal a power signal device so that he could send a signal out through the Heart of Imagination and towards a being in the DC universe, leading him into events that would cultimate in the brief shutdown and reboot of the Omniverse. It was at this time that as he was planting the signal device, that his younger self tried to stop him. He knew that he had to send Access into the Heart of Souls so that he would come to be. During this crisis of infinite proportions, chronic waves would vibrate to the source of the conflict, which would be the Narator and the Parodyverse. The Narator absorbed these chronic waves, becoming stronger. He removed anyone who might pose a threat and then continued to absorb the power. After the crisis was over, he was left with all that power, which he used to try to kill all the heroes of the Parodyverse. He failed as the Lurker, his good twin, absorbed the chronic wave power. This left the Narator with just his natural dimension hopping powers and the power from the Normalcy dimension. He fled and is in hiding. NOTE: his story’s not over. The Auditor is searching for him. This being will decide his fate. The Lurker: After the Omnisoul banished the Narator, he then explained everything to the good Access. He then set up Access with an enterdimensional headquarters in-between time and space, and the means to observe all of the Parodyverse. He was introduced to “the one above”. Access now was in league with the Triumvirate of eternal beings and had nothing to fear from them. He choose a new name, one that represented his watching, protecting from behind the scenes image. He became the Lurker. He worked on robot informants who would keep him posted on the doings of the Parodyverse. Every hero and villain had a robot associate whom would report back to the Lurker. At first he had trouble with the operation of these robots, but the being known as the Auditor helped. He did what he could in every major earth-shattering event, most of the time observing, sometimes lending a hand. When the chronic waves started arriving, he started to let his presence known. He eventually stopped the Narator, absorbing the chronic wave power. He continues his appointed mission, watching protecting when needed. NOTE: here is a list of the robots that were watching the Parodyverse’ heroes. “SeriousLowSacerineNormalGuy!-CSFB’s study partner Aeroni, the witch in practice under the Sorceress. Gail, ex-girlfriend to Hunter Victorious Henrey Dodgson, NTU-150’s part time mechanic. Regaar Vu, Donar’s Ausgardein war buddy Cindy Crofferd, super modal that spiffy won a date with. Twi-Lo, ninja friend of Cobra’s. Ron, the Dark Knight’s accociate, the Commissioner’s adopted son. Umbwa, the close associate to the Black Pantser. Cindy Bradford, a woman and friend that Avatar met at a coffee shop. Biff Baxter, closet cleaner who services the Lair Legion’s closet and Space Ghost’s friend. Unnamed ancient monk friend to Finny. Barb, Lisa’s coworker. Tiffany Johansen, the ex-girlfriend of Trickshot. Unnamed hat store salesman friend to Hatman. Lenny, Darkhwk’s police informant. Fernando, Sersi’s party planner. Bob the painter, a friend of Visionary and Cheryl who paints their condo and his old apartment. Donaudo, the employee of Xander’s seedy shop. Cliff, the postman, a old friend to the Messenger Rowena , Cap’s peanut sales woman. Troy Walker, Jarvis’ old friend Agent Irene O’Leary, SPUD agent associate to the Falcon. Unnamed McDonalds manager who sold Manman his special sauce filled burger. Dustin, Exile’s and Goldeneyed’s friend. Unnamed sea-monkey friend to Banjooooo. The Flying Fly, occasional super hero friend of Frogman. Ragona, a fellow amazon friend of Troia. Ty Kwon Dodo, training partner of Starseed. Donald Lewis, friend to Amazing Guy, before he gained his powers. ‘Stud’ Forest, the old high school friend of Paste Pot Pete. Yo-Lana, a being from Yo’s home, whom Yo doesn’t know, is a robot. Baron Van Bruin, a nobleman friend to Sir Mumphrey Wilton. Tina Asher, Access’ sister And of course Fluffy (SEE FLUFFY) Most of the heroes have broken off contact after these robots revealed themselves, but a few have kept in touch. There have been many others, but they have not been revealed yet. More to come. AG |
| HH!!! Heres the first instalment of the Handbook to Infinite Crisis Attachments. this one's on the Lurker,Access,Narator. Also a complete list of the heroes robot buddies. (AG) (26-Oct-1999 11:04:32) |
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