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Fri Jun 04, 2004 at 07:31:09 pm EDT
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Night Nurse #9, a very short chapter
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Night Nurse #9




“Tired?” Grace O’ Mercy, the Night Nurse, asked her co worker.
“Yeah. It’s been quite a day Grace. We’ve had a lot of weirdo’s lately. Twenty-four super criminals all were admitted and after treatment sent to the temporary holding facility until work on the Safe could be completed.” Nurse Joanna Hershey replies while finishing up her dailies report in the nurse’s lounge of Phantomhawk Memorial Hospital. “Then we had half a dozen heroes in here for cuts and bruises earned for taking out the bad guys. There was the usual emergencies as well. And Visionary was back.”
“Again?”
“Yes. His pants kept catching on fire.. again.”
“At least it wasn’t his hair this time. So any left over patients I need to know about?”
“There’s a little girl with her parents in room 12. Typical strep throat. A man in room 10 has a terrible paper cut and the fat lady in room 14 needs attention.”
“Heart attack?”
“No, she sat on her husband. He’s getting oxygen at the moment. Oh, and in room 17 is one of ‘your’ cases.”
“Which one is it this time?”
“I’ll let you discover that for yourself. It’s just a hairline fracture in his left knee. I’m heading home. Have a good night.”



The minute she walked into room 17 her acute senses became overwhelmed. The stench of fish was very strong.
“Hey babe! Bout time they sent you in! What’s the verdict doc?”
It was him. The Arrogant Archer. Trickshot. Besides the hairline fracture his costume was ripped up, various paper flyers were stuck to him and he smelled like bad fish.
“Ok Tricky, what was it this time?” Grace asked while waving the smell away.
“Never mind that babe. I want to know when I’m getting out of this joint? I hate hospitals. I wuz just here a couple of weeks ago after ITC’s portals went screwy and I got messed up trying to close them.”
“Believe me Tricky, I’m very grateful to report you wont be staying like you did late time. It’s just a hairline fracture. It should heal in a matter of days. You can leave anytime.”
“Well then beautiful, wanna go out and tie one on?”
“I have to work.”
“Have that Francine chick take over.”
“We’re overloaded.”
“Call someone in.”
“Everyone’s here.”
“Sneak away for a few.”
“I’m not that kind of girl.”
“We could play doctor.”
“I’m not that kind of nurse.”
“I won’t touch you, I promise.”
“That’s not a promise I can trust.”
“You can trust me. Everyone loves ol’ Tricky!”
“Not me.”
“You know you want to.”
“No, I don’t. Now please leave.”
“Aw come on. I..”
“Leave..now.”
“But..”
“Now.”
“I only wanted to..”
“NOW!”
“Fine..whatever. Don’t know what you’re missin’.”



Next issue.. well I don’t know what happens next issue because I’m not writing it. Who’s next?”




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