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HH
Tue Dec 28, 2004 at 12:52:54 pm EST
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Did the scene go anything like this?
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I was actually going to write a scene about this...

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Visionary
Tue Dec 28, 2004 at 11:12:12 am EST

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    “You’re not thinking this through,” Miiri told Visionary.
    “You mean De Brown Streak could kick seven kinds of crap out of me before I’d finished waving my finger at him?”
    “I mean that we Caphans have been closely regulated slaves all of our lives. We’ve been brought up to believe that our master will decide whom we sleep with, and what actions shall undertake with our partners.”
    “Well exactly,” Vizh argued. “That’s why I’m determined you won’t still be victimised now you’re all…”
    “Do you remember,” Miiri said, pushing a finger onto his lips, “when you bought us bikinis?”
    Visionary swallowed hard. “Yes,” he agreed in a strangled voice.
    “And you let us choose, for ourselves, what it was we wanted to wear.”
    “I remember being asked some… technical questions,” the possibly-fake man swallowed.
    “Then you’ll also remember how amazing it was for us to be allowed some choice over how we looked, over how we adorned ourselves?”
    “I do recall a lot of excited jumping up and down. And jiggling,” Vizh confessed in a choked whisper.
    “It was important, that moment. It was when many of us first understood the concept of being free, masterless, as something that might not be absolutely horrific.”
    “What’s that got to do with Dr Brown Streak coming on to you all like you’re…”
    “Nobody is telling any of us that we have to service Joshua Clement,” Miiri pointed out. “So if Odoona elects to try him on… well, he is very pretty.”
    “You shouldn’t just be sex objects,” Vizh worried.
    “Unless we want to be,” the green-skinned Caphan told him. “We’ve been bred to… well, be bred. We’re very very good at it. Sometimes we enjoy being very very good at it. But you know that, right?”
    “Urk.”
    “So if it’s wonderful to be able to pick our own clothing, how much more wonderful to be able to pick a lover, to choose somebody we’d enjoy exchanging pleasure with?”
    “Urk.”
    “Besides, Luuma gets very bad tempered if she hasn’t worked off her passions every so often. She can be a real grouch.”
    “Luuma? I thought you said Odoona was interested in DBS.”
    “Well, yes. Odoona crept out as well, obviously.”
    “Luuma and Odoona?”
    “I think it’s a big step forward for them.”
    “So… the other Caphans are still in your dormitory?” A new thought occurred to him. “Wait, won’t the others have spotted that you crept out too?”
    “Luuma and Odoona didn’t creep out. Who would have anointed them with oils and prepared them for the coupling? As for me, well the others just assumed I was coming to have sex with you.”
    “Urk.”
    “Whereas actually I just wanted to apologise for that embarrassing scene at dinner,” Miiri continued. She glanced anxiously at Vizh. “You don’t mind that I’m not having sex with you again, do you? Only I didn’t want to define our relationship through physical intercourse, as you were saying earlier.
    “Okay.”
    “And I am uncertain that you would desire to engage in sex without an additional element of ongoing commitment I would be unable to offer.”
    “Okay,”
    “Also, it may be that you would prefer to be serviced by Hallie,” Miiri suggested innocently.
    “Oka… I mean, no, it’s not like that, I just…”
    “Okay.” Miiri smiled at the possibly fake man. “Well, I’d better be getting back,” she told him, hopping out of bed. “Sleep well.”
    “Good night,” Visionary told the zaftig Caphan love goddess as she slipped from his room.
    Then he hammered his head against the bed-board until he went to sleep.


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