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A "What's What" of CrazySugarFreakBoy's! Props, v.2 Sunday, 18-Jun-2000 14:38:17
A "What's What" of CrazySugarFreakBoy's! Props, v.2 CrazySugarFreakBoy’s! SillySuit is composed of pure Impossibilityium, and its super-human powers are fueled by the consumption of sugar and caffeine. The SillySuit only grants its super-human powers to CrazySugarFreakBoy!, and only grants those super-human powers to him when he’s wearing it. When CrazySugarFreakBoy! dons the SillySuit, it bestows upon him its own luminous colors, causing his auburn brown hair and faded jade eyes to turn a mango-flavored fluorescent orange and a kiwi-flavored neon green, respectively, at the same time that it causes his Caucasian skin tone to turn a pineapple-flavored day-glow yellow. The degree of super-human powers that the SillySuit grants CrazySugarFreakBoy!, as well as the level of luminosity that it bestows him with, depend upon the amount of sugar and caffeine that he’s consumed. The main super-human powers that CrazySugarFreakBoy’s! SillySuit grants him are the ability to manipulate speed, and a limited degree of elasticity. The SillySuit’s speed manipulation abilities bestow CrazySugarFreakBoy! with control over not only his own rate of speed, but also the speed of whatever else he happens to be in physical contact with. CrazySugarFreakBoy’s! control over his own rate of speed lets him move with super-human quickness, to the point that he can vibrate through whatever he comes in physical contact with. This control over his own rate of speed also gives CrazySugarFreakBoy! an accelerated metabolism, which is necessary not only for him to move at a super-human rate of speed across great distances and for extended periods of time without suffering from the effects of exhaustion, but also for him to heal with super-human quickness from injuries or illness. CrazySugarFreakBoy! even uses this control over his own rate of speed to shield himself from the effects of whatever rate of speed he happens to be moving at. CrazySugarFreakBoy’s! skill at controlling the speed of whatever else he makes physical contact with lets him share his speed with them, which not only gives them the ability to move with super-human quickness and even vibrate through whatever they might come in physical contact with, but also shields them from the effects of whatever rate of speed CrazySugarFreakBoy! happens to be sharing with them. This control over the speed of whatever else he makes physical contact with also allows CrazySugarFreakBoy! to steal speed from them, slowing their rate of movement to whatever limit of quickness he chooses, which he often uses to catch high-velocity projectiles (such as bullets) in mid-air without injuring himself, or even to turn intangible objects solid by slowing down their vibrations. The limited degree of elasticity that the SillySuit bestows upon CrazySugarFreakBoy! causes both it and him (not to mention his accompanying Impossibilityium-infused Geek Gear accessories, but only when he’s wearing them at the same time as his SillySuit) to turn as resilient as rubber, as pliable as plastic, and as lightweight as aluminum, so that not only does almost any object that strikes CrazySugarFreakBoy! tend to deflect harmlessly off of his Teflon body, but CrazySugarFreakBoy! also tends to deflect harmlessly off of the surface of almost any object that he strikes. The benefits of this flexible condition are that high-velocity projectiles (such as bullets) can bounce off of CrazySugarFreakBoy’s! chest, and CrazySugarFreakBoy! himself can bounce off of walls or ceilings or even the sides of buildings, without either feat causing him any significant injury, but the main problem this defensive invulnerability poses is its offensive ineffectiveness, since CrazySugarFreakBoy! has to use tools or weapons - such as the Yowie-Zowie Yo-Yo from his Geek Gear, his Milky Way Webbing edible silly-string, or something else from his array of Combat Candy - to do any substantial physical damage to an opponent. CrazySugarFreakBoy! has learned how to combine this elasticity with his speed manipulation skills, in order to leap across great distances. Although the degree of CrazySugarFreakBoy’s! elasticity is too limited to allow him to shape-shift, or even to stretch his flexible body past an extended length, he can cause his already gummy exterior to turn as adhesive as glue, so that he can cling to the surface of any object, an ability he often uses to climb walls or the sides of buildings, or even to walk upside down on ceilings. As long as CrazySugarFreakBoy! consumes enough sugar and caffeine to fuel its Impossibilityium, his SillySuit can repair any damage done to itself (not to mention repair any damage done to the Geek Gear, but only if he’s wearing his Geek Gear at the same time as the SillySuit when he recharges his batteries). CrazySugarFreakBoy’s! Geek Gear was once a set of ordinary objects owned by Dreamcatcher Kokopelli Foxglove, before they were infused with Impossibilityium, and as with his SillySuit, their super-human powers are also fueled by the consumption of sugar and caffeine. The Geek Gear only grants its super-human powers to CrazySugarFreakBoy!, and only grants those super-human powers to him when he’s wearing it at the same time as his SillySuit. When CrazySugarFreakBoy! dons the Geek Gear without wearing his SillySuit at the same time, the Geek Gear does not grant him its super-human powers, nor does the Geek Gear give off its own luminous glow until CrazySugarFreakBoy! has also donned his SillySuit. As with his SillySuit, the degree of super-human powers that the Geek Gear grants CrazySugarFreakBoy!, as well as the level of its own luminosity, depend upon the amount of sugar and caffeine that he’s consumed. CrazySugarFreakBoy’s! Geek Gear consists of his Gawker Goggles, his Eerie Earring, his Wired Watch, and his Yowie-Zowie Yo-Yo. The Gawker Goggles, once a pair of prescription sunglasses, now give CrazySugarFreakBoy! telescopic, microscopic, infrared and x-ray vision, among other super-human powers of visual perception, and allow him to comprehend any written language within his range of eyesight. The Eerie Earring, previously a jade stud that Dreamcatcher Kokopelli Foxglove had received as an 18th birthday present from his mother, gives CrazySugarFreakBoy! a sonar sense, among other super-human powers of audio perception, and allows him to comprehend any spoken language within range of his hearing. The Wired Watch, formerly a classic Swatch-brand wristwatch from the late 1980s to early 1990s time period, lets CrazySugarFreakBoy! send and receive both audio and visual signals that are compatible with the equipment of virtually any broadcast communication medium in existence. In addition, the Wired Watch not only translates the spoken languages within CrazySugarFreakBoy’s! range of hearing and transmits the translations into his Eerie Earring, but it also translates CrazySugarFreakBoy’s! words into whatever languages are being spoken around him. When CrazySugarFreakBoy! isn’t wearing his SillySuit, he stores it in a secret compartment underneath the dial face of his Wired Watch. Unlike the rest of his Geek Gear, CrazySugarFreakBoy’s! Wired Watch grants him its super-human powers even when he’s not wearing his SillySuit, but only if his SillySuit is stored in the secret compartment underneath the Wired Watch’s dial face at the same time. The Yowie-Zowie Yo-Yo, which was merely a Duncan-brand butterfly-model yo-yo before, now possesses a potentially infinite length of nearly indestructible string, which lets CrazySugarFreakBoy! swing from rooftop to rooftop, and it also obeys his will, which allows him to perform any number of unlikely feats against an opponent. CrazySugarFreakBoy’s! Neat-O-Keen Knapsack always contains an arsenal of Combat Candy, including his Planetoid Pistol jawbreakers, his Bottle Rocket Fuel soda pop, his Big Bang Boom bubble gum, his U.F.O. Flying Saucer spinning disc sweets, and his Milky Way Webbing edible silly-string. CrazySugarFreakBoy! also stocks his Neat-O-Keen Knapsack with other forms of sugar and caffeine fuel, a few handfuls of assorted junk foods, the latest week’s issues of his favorite comic book titles, a portable disc player - complete with wireless headphones and a collection of CDs selected to serve as his personal soundtrack - and a stuffed bunny named Captain Carrot, which was a gift from Santa on his first Christmas after he was born. CrazySugarFreakBoy! |
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