The Dream Demon stood on top of a mountain, looking down at Parody City. He hated the Parodyverse and everything in it. He knew he had it worse off than anyone else. (Except for Blofish of course. The guy’s second story as a villain was cancelled! But don’t worry, it’ll be up soon! Lost In Space too, it all depends...)

Dream Demon: The fools who have ignored me all this time will pay....

Jarvis: Hey NTU have you seen Lisa?

NTU: Last I saw she was kidnapped by a cow.

Jarvis: Isn’t it always the way. I think I’ll take a nap...

Later....(In Jarvis’s mind)

voice: Jarvis.....

Jarvis: Who is it?

Suddenly Lo-chi steps out of the shadows.

Lo-chi: Its me...

Jarvis: Lo-chi? But your dead!

Lo-chi: Thats what you thought isn’t it? Well thats all going to change now. I’m here to stay...forever.

Jarvis: What do you want?

Lo-chi: You of course. Lisa was never right for you...

Jarvis: But I don’t care for you anymore....

Lo-chi: ROOOAAAAARRR!

Lo-chi blasts Jarvis with a bursts of energy. The dream setting changes.

Zemo: Hello Jarvis. Ready to die?

Jarvis: Zemo?! What are you doing?!

Zemo: Butchering the league members one by one. Your next as you can see.

Jarvis looks around the room he’s in. Blood is all over the floor and dead bodies are everywhere.

Zemo: I saved the best for last. Before I kill you though, I want you to say goodbye to Lisa....

Zemo holds up Lisa’s dead body to Jarvis’s face.

Jarvis: You monster....

Jarvis lunges at Zemo but the setting changes again. This time he is in a battlefield.

Jarvis: Wha?! Whats happening?

Suddenly a torn and bloodied Grim Reaper runs up to Jarvis.

Jarvis: Reaper?! What happened to you?!

Grim Reaper: Jarvis...help....

Jarvis: Who did this to you?!

Reaper: Wonderman....

With that the Reaper dies.

SHASH!!!!

Jarvis: Oooooof!!!! Who dares?! You...

Wonderman: Thats right Jarvis, its me...WONDERMAN your hated foe!

Jarvis: AWML ASSEMBLE!

No one comes.

Wonderman: You poor pitiful fool! The league isn’t coming! Haven’t you heard? I’M THE TOP COMIC BOOK CHARACTER NOW!!! All who have oppsed me in the past are dead, especially all of the AWML! Except for you of course...

zombies: All hail Wonderman....All serve Wonderman...

Wonderman: Join me Jarvis!

Jarvis: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

The scene changes yet again. This time Jarvis is outside of an office.

secretary: who are you?

Jarvis: I’m Jarvis.

secretary: Oh yes! Mr. Byrne will see you now!

Jarvis: Byrne?

Suddenly John Byrne walks out of his office.

Jarvis: BYRNE?!

Byrne: Jarvis old chap! How nice to see you! I’m glad you came!

Jarvis: What do you mean?! You sound like your happy to see me!

Byrne: Happy? Of course I am! I’m overjoyed! If it weren’t for you I wouldn’t

be...THE MASTER OF EVERY COMIC BOOK TITLE IN THE WORLD!!!

Jarvis: WHAT?!

Byrne: Thats right! I’m the head man now! Marvel, Dc, Image...There all mine! I no longer just write, but make every decision there is! Did you know Stan Lee is my butler now? Plus I have all the best writers on my staff. Leifeld, Busiek, Mcfarlane...The whole gang!

Jarvis: (In total shock) B....b....but.....how...?

Byrne: And to think it was all thanks to you!

Jarvis: Me?!

Byrne: Of course? Don’t you remember? Your the one who conquered all the comic industries for me! You and your Jarvis Cosmic! And to think you did it for free...

Jarvis: FREE?!

Byrne: I didn’t have to pay you a penny! You insisted! Now come on! I want to introduce you to the team...

Jarvis: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

The setting changes again. In his dream Jarvis starts to lose his mind. Clutching his head and drooling like a madman, Jarvis listens as he hears all his worst fears speak.

Byrne: All thanks to you buddy!

Zemo: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Wonderman: No more AWML for you!

Lo-chi: Hey there....

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! JARVIS, JARVIS, JARVIS...... BLALALAJDJSDJSAKJAOALALA!!!!

Jarvis: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! STOP IT!!!

In real reality, in Jarvis’s room.....

Jarvis: (still asleep) AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Dream Demon: Ha ha. It worked. The fool known as Jarvis has now payed the ultimate price for his ignorance. He will regret ignoring me. A pity he’ll never know it was me who did it to him though. The rest will suffer a similar fate, for one by one they will all experience terror....through their dreams....

Jarvis: No...no...stop it...

The Dream Demon hears voices outside.

NTU 150: The screams came from Jarvis’s room....

Dream Demon: Time to go. After all, I most definatily do now want to get caught. I release you from my hold now Jarvis, not that it makes a difference....

Mist surrounds the Dream Demon and he vannishes, laughing evily as he does so.

NTU and other rush in.

NTU: Jarvis? Are you all right?

Jarvis: NO!! STOP!!!

Starseed: Whats a matter with him?

spiffy: He looks like he’s having a nightmare.

NTU 150: Not like any I’ve seen. It looks severe.

NTU walks over to Jarvis and starts shaking him.

Jarvis: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Jarvis wakes up.

Jarvis: HELP ME!!!

Spiffy: He’s nuts!

Jarvis falls unconscious.

Starseed: What happened?!

NTU 150 shoots a scanning beam at Jarvis.

NTU 150: He’s in a coma. That dream put him in so much mental stress his mind couldn’t take it.

Starseed: Which means he’s going nuts.

NTU 150: No time for chat! We have to get him to the infirmery before its to late! Give me a hand! Theres no time to lose....

As the trio leaves the room with Jarvis’s body the Dream Demon reapears. He stands silently for a moment and then he laughs. He laughs a laugh so evil and twisted that it chills the air around him.

There was nothing that was going to stop him. Absolutely nothing.