Jarvis: ...so,in closing, as leader of the Lair Legion,I hereby proclaim Hollywood V and Chronicler of Stories as our newest active members and Blundering Man and Marksman as the newest reserve members.

Blundering Man: Gee,thanks Jarv!

Jarvis: You’re welcome.You have monitor duty.

Visionary: WOO-HOO!

Jarvis: Forget it,Visionary has monitor duty.

Visionary: DAMN!

spiffy: Uh, Jarv, can I talk to you about something?

Jarvis: What up, fern-head?

spiffy: Er...you know, HV is evil.

Jarvis: Hm? Yes,I know.

spiffy: Ummmm...okay.So why did you make him a member of the team?

Jarvis: Well, I’ve been thinking.It’s not fair that the LL excludes villains from their ranks.

spiffy: Um...right. So what about the Chronicler of Stories?

Jarvis: What about him?

spiffy: Are you feeling okay?

Jarvis: Never *skkrkt* better, spiffster.

NTU-150: OH,THERE YOU ARE!!!BAD LMD!!!

spiffy: It’s an LMD?

NTU-150: Yes, and it tied me up in my lab and impersonated Jarvis for the last few days.

spiffy: But then, where’s the real Jarvis?

Antarctica

He stood there in front of the gleaming gold structure jutting out of the snow.It held many secrets.And he was determined to learn them,one way or another...

Jarvis: Hey,WAIT A MINUTE!If you’re a mime,why are you talking?

Mime: What?Oh,we aren’t actually mimes and midgets,we’ve just taken on corporeal forms so that your human mind can comprehend us.

Jarvis: ...uh,sure.Listen,I just came here to learn what this place IS,but...

Pseudo-Mime: Come,I will show you...

PM: We are a race of aliens from a galaxy millions of light years from your planet. Our name is unpronouncable in terran dialect and we are evolved to the point that the human race would be in exactly 3.5 billion millenia. We have come to this planet to study human beings, as you are a race with a vast wealth of potential. This citadel was set up as a way of...evolving some select humans before their time.

Jarvis: You mean...the JarvisCosmic...

PM: The what? Oh, you must mean our astral power.

Jarvis: You mean...ALL of your people have the power to do anything they desire?

PM: Yes. As will your people,in time.

Jarvis: But...what if one of them decided to use it for evil?

PM: There is no evil in our world.. There is only peace.

Jarvis: Wait a minute, if you chose all the people that yo