"A Most (adjective) Game"

Pegasus, the immortal (adjective) horse, was feeling a trifle bored one fine day and decided to (verb) her two (adjective) friends, Dr. Moo, the evil (noun) scientist, and Baron Zemo, brilliant (noun) of the Parodyverse.

After (verb) them together for a (noun) at (place), Pegasus (adverb) explained her (adjective) idea.

Quite (adverb), she wanted them to try to (verb) her. (adverb), Dr. Moo, as ingenious as she is (adjective), found (number) problems with this (adjective) plan.

"Pegs, how can we (verb) you when you're immortal? It wouldn't be (adjective) challenging to you at all."

"Furthermore," Zemo (verb) in, "Why should we want to (verb) you? You're one of us! The whole idea is (adjective)."

Pegasus (verb) for a moment and replied (adverb) "'Cause I'm in love with (BZL character), and I'm going to betray you..."

"(expression of exclamation), in that case, you must (verb)!!! So swears Zemo the (noun)."

However, before Moo and Zemo could attack, heroic (BZL character) appeared and soundly (verb) Pegasus for them. Pegasus then (verb) off to think up another kewl plan to relieve the ennui of eternal life. Meanwhile, her two (adjective) friends and (BZL character) went out for (noun) .

 Cheryl

 Grim Reaper

 Moo

 Shaper of Worlds

 Space Ghost

 Visionary

"A Most LUCKY Game"

Pegasus, the immortal DODDERING horse [ouch, sorry about that one, Penny], was feeling a trifle bored one fine day and decided to DRINK her two CAPTIVATING friends, Dr. Moo, the evil TELEPHONE scientist, and Baron Zemo, brilliant SQUIRREL of the Parodyverse [Zemo sure luvs his nuts, don't he?].

After SINGING them together for a VISIONARY AND CHERYL'S WEDDING PICTURE at THE LIBRARY [ok, that one didn't work at all well], Pegasus RASHLY explained her WEAK idea [ewww, itchy and feeble].

Quite PROPERLY, she wanted them to try to SMASH her. SQUEAMISHLY, Dr. Moo, as ingenious as she is SCREWED-UP [too bloody perfect], found 288 problems with this PERTINANT plan.

"Pegs, how can we BEND you when you're immortal? It wouldn't be GOOD-NATUREDLY challenging to you at all." [now Moo sounds like Yo]

"Furthermore," Zemo ROLLED in, "Why should we want to PUSH you? You're one of us! The whole idea is HONEST." [by god, Zemo is a man who appreciates the truth].

Pegasus DROVE for a moment and replied MODESTLY "'Cause I'm in love with NTU-150, and I'm going to betray you..." [does Tina know about this?]

"SON OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT, in that case, you must SCREAM!!! So swears Zemo the LEGOS(TM)." [nope, didn't work here either]

However, before Moo and Zemo could attack, heroic SHAPER OF WORLDS appeared and soundly SLEPT Pegasus for them [oooohh, kinky!]. Pegasus then GARGLED off to think up another kewl plan to relieve the ennui of eternal life. Meanwhile, her two DWARFISH friends [after all, this is a short story] and THE SHAPER OF WORLDS went out for BUBBLES [and a frothy good time was had by all].

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"A Most DECOMPOSED Game"

Pegasus, the immortal MURDEROUS horse, was feeling a trifle bored one fine day and decided to JUMP her two HATED friends [well, if you're gonna murderously jump yer pals, ya better hate them first], Dr. Moo, the evil BOULDER scientist [she has rocks in her head], and Baron Zemo, brilliant 50 POUND TROUT of the Parodyverse [I obviously have a lot to answer for in this ML].

After PUNCHING them together for a BAZOOKA UNDER THE SEA, Pegasus ABOMINABLY explained her CORRUPT idea. [What an attractive adventure so far] Quite STINKILY, she wanted them to try to ATTACK her.

FIENDISHLY, Dr. Moo, as ingenious as she is INCOMPETENT [that's pretty darn ingenious, lemmetellya], found TWO problems with this SHINY plan.

"Pegs, how can we DESTROY [perfect score] you when you're immortal? It wouldn't be HELPFULLY challenging to you at all [and, god knows, we're only here to help]."

"Furthermore," Zemo KILLED in, "Why should we want to DUMP you? You're one of us! The whole idea is SKILLED [I believe Zemo is long overdue for his meds]."

Pegasus ELIMINATED for a moment [yep, I think I'm gonna be sick] and replied FREAKISHLY "'Cause I'm in love with BARON ZEMO, and I'm going to betray you..." [talk about your fickle females]

"CAVE-DWELLING TROGLODYTE [what a rotten thing to say to your sweetie], in that case, you must DRINK [apparently poor BZ never heard the old saying: you can lead a flying horse to water...]!!! So swears Zemo the SKELETON [Ack! someone please feed this man before it's too late!]."

However, before Moo and Zemo could attack, heroic DYNAMIC DONAR appeared and soundly SHOT Pegasus for them [Donar must have traded Mjalcom(tm) in for an uzi]. Pegasus then MADE off to think up another kewl plan to relieve the ennui of eternal life. Meanwhile, her two REPREHENSIBLE friends and DYNAMIC DONAR went out for CHEESE [yes, friends, you guessed it: it's chedder time].

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"A Most FURRY Game"

Pegasus, the immortal DAMP horse [friggin' rain clouds], was feeling a trifle bored one fine day and decided to PERAMBULATE her two DIRTY friends, Dr. Moo, the evil PUMPKIN scientist, and Baron Zemo, brilliant HANG-GLIDER of the Parodyverse [forget it, folks, the cheap shots are just too easy for this set].

After INSTALLING them together for a BUFFALO at PERKIN'S RESTAURANT [I can't believe they ate the whole thing], Pegasus TIREDLY explained her INCREDIBLE idea. Quite BOLDLY, she wanted them to try to SKIP her. HALTINGLY, Dr. Moo, as ingenious as she is HARSH, found -43 problems with this ROBUST plan [Moo can be such a downer].

"Pegs, how can we FLUTTER you when you're immortal? It wouldn't be FIERCELY challenging to you at all."

"Furthermore," Zemo CONSUMED in, "Why should we want to SLAY you? You're one of us! The whole idea is SLEEK. [Kewl, Zemo is using futuristic slang]."

Pegasus COMPUTED for a moment and replied ENTHUSIASTICALLY "'Cause I'm in love with VISIONARY [hee-hee, ReplicantBoy got some horseflesh], and I'm going to betray you..."

"CYCLOHEXITOL, in that case, you must BLEED!!! So swears Zemo the WATCH [That's our Baron; he takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin']."

However, before Moo and Zemo could attack, heroic BARON ZEMO [LMD? Clone? Jr.?] appeared and soundly RUSHED Pegasus for them. Pegasus then STROKED off to think up another kewl plan to relieve the ennui of eternal life. Meanwhile, her two ANNOYING friends [all Penny's closest friends are a pain] and BARON ZEMO [whichever] went out for NOSTRILS [geez, you'd have thought the buffalo would have been enough for one night].

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"A Most TURGID Game" [Sounds promising so far]

Pegasus, the immortal MELANCHOLY horse, was feeling a trifle bored one fine day and decided to AGITATE her two OUTRAGEOUS friends, Dr. Moo, the evil STRATOSPHERE scientist, and Baron Zemo, brilliant STAR of the Parodyverse [This is working too damn well; I'm scared].

After COGITATING them together for a TERRITORY at THE OTHER SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE [you imperialistic fiends], Pegasus EXTREMELY explained her ATMOSPHERIC idea. Quite ULTIMATELY, she wanted them to try to RUMINATE her [Bet Moo could do that easily enough]. OPERATICALLY [she does have a nice voice], Dr. Moo, as ingenious as she is PERPLEXED [another winner], found 2.718 problems with this REDOUBTABLE plan [scientists are so effing precise].

"Pegs, how can we DESCRY you when you're immortal? It wouldn't be WINSOMELY challenging to you at all [all challenges must be cute]."

"Furthermore," Zemo CONSUMED in, "Why should we want to IGNITE you? [that Zemo... what a hothead] You're one of us! The whole idea is ACCURSED."

Pegasus ESCAPED for a moment and replied BURNINGLY [dear god, they DID ignite her]"'Cause I'm in love with GRIM REAPER, and I'm going to betray you..." [Poor Grimmy doesn't even like horses].

"SHIT, in that case, you must STOMP!!! So swears Zemo the TRACK [whatever that means...]."

However, before Moo and Zemo could attack, heroic CHRONICLER OF STORIES appeared and soundly REMEMBERED Pegasus for them [that'll teach Penny a lesson she won't soon forget]. Pegasus then FLAPPED [ML perfection achieved] off to think up another kewl plan to relieve the ennui of eternal life. Meanwhile, her two MARITIME friends and CHRONICLER OF STORIES went out for POINTS [I suppose they wanted to buy a house together].

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"A Most FUNNY Game"

Pegasus, the immortal PANTSLESS horse [are you suggesting that you know of any immortal panted horses, SG?], was feeling a trifle bored fine day and decided to RUN her two HAIRY friends, Dr. Moo, the evil 50-POUND TROUT scientist [is there much of a demand for this kind of expertise?], and Baron Zemo, brilliant TOILET BOWL [oh god, I'm so sorry about that one, BZ] of the Parodyverse.

After JOGGING them together for TOILET PAPER at TACO BELL [yeah, need it there, alright], Pegasus YES [not an adverb?] explained her cold idea. Quite NO [not an adverb?], she wanted them to try to SWEAT her [extra hot sauce on her enchilada should do it]. MAYBE [not an adverb?], Dr. Moo, as ingenious as she is DULL [that had to hurt], found 10 BILLION problems with this HUGE plan.

"Pegs, how can we SLEEP you when you're immortal? It wouldn't be PERHAPS challenging to you at all."

"Furthermore," Zemo SHAGGED in [you dirty, dirty little German] "Why should we want to SHAKE you? You're one of us! The whole idea is BALD."

Pegasus BOUNCED for a moment and replied INGENIOUSLY "'Cause I'm in love with JARVIS [if you touch my blonde butler, you die, flying equine], and I'm going to betray you..."

"ASS [no, Heinrich, she's a horse], in that case, you must KILL!!! So swears Zemo the MONKEY [shoot, anything's better than the TB reference]."

However, before Moo and Zemo could attack, heroic SPIFFY appeared and soundly ATE Pegasus for them [damn, that IS heroic]. Pegasus then VOMITED off to think up another kewl plan to relieve the ennui of eternal life. Meanwhile, her two TALL friends and SPIFFY went out for SPANK-RAYS [I understand that Space Ghost is having a garage sale this weekend].

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"A Most CLAMY Game"

Pegasus, the immortal STEAMING horse [wow, Penny, I never knew...], was feeling a trifle bored one fine day and decided to SNORT her two INTANGIBLE friends, Dr. Moo, the evil DOORKNOB scientist, and Baron Zemo, brilliant PUDDLE of the Parodyverse [I guess that means BZ is all wet].

After LAUGHING them together for a TONGUE at LARRY'S BOWL-A-RAMA [Mmmmm, Larry's must be running a new special on the menu], Pegasus GENTLY explained her LUMPY idea. Quite HEROICALLY, she wanted them to try to TICKLE her. COLORFULLY, Dr. Moo, as ingenious as she is BACKWARDS [I didn't provide the words, Moo], found 24,967 problems with this FUNKY plan [Moo is obviously a real wet blanket].

"Pegs, how can we SQUEEZE you when you're immortal? It wouldn't be QUIETLY challenging to you at all."

"Furthermore," Zemo ROMPED in, "Why should we want to SHIVER you? You're one of us! The whole idea is CHILLING" [Notice how this actually makes sense...].

Pegasus FLIRTED for a moment [the slut] and replied MONOTONOUSLY [the boring slut]"'Cause I'm in love with CHERYL, and I'm going to betray you..." [say it ain't so]

"JUMPING JIMMINY CHRISTMAS, in that case, you must RUMBLE!!! So swears Zemo the APE." [Looky here, folks, Zemo is de-evolving before our very eyes].

However, before Moo and Zemo could attack, heroic TINA appeared and soundly SNEEZED Pegasus for them [ewwwwwwwww, use a hankie,]. Pegasus then EXPECTORATED off to think up another kewl plan to relieve the ennui of eternal life. Meanwhile, her two ANACHRONISTIC friends and TINA went out for INTERNS [did someone say "Monica"].

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