Have you ever needed money? Of course, everyone has!! But now, there’s a way to make money that’s totally unrelated to ANY sort of work!!!

There is a magical fairy inside your computer that sees every e-mail you ever send! If you send this to 5 million people, the fairy will give you a DOLLAR! It’s THAT easy! So if you send this to ONLY 100 million people, not that many, percentage wise of the Earth’s population, you will make 20 DOLLARS!!!! All for only 3 months of your time!!! How can you not do this?

In addition to this, there is a small, cute, innocent child that is dying of [insert-horrible-sounding-disease-here]. Every time you send this, The National Trust Fund for Morons Clogging Up E-mailboxes (NTFMCUE) will give her a smack in the face! And if you don’t take the time to send it to everyone you ever knew, know, or will know, then you are a selfish son of a bitch and will go STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!!

Now, some quotes from REAL people that I DIDN’T just make up....

"Once, I was a beggar. I used to eat pigeons daily. I’d scrounge in the gutter for scraps of food. But one day, I was checking my e-mail on the computer I built out of discarded tin cans and orange peels, and one of my other beggar friends sent me this e-mail. I read it, and forwarded it to 1/2 the population of Earth. Now, thanks only to that e-mail, I am the leader of the free world. I am the richest man alive.

And every night, I go to bed with my loving wife, Pamela Anderson.

This truly changed my life.

"Uh, like, I used to be, like sad, and stuff. But then, I like checked my e-mail or whatever, and I read this like e-mail thingie. And now, ya know, I’m, like, happy. It’s like, totally cool!"

So after thiose testimonies, how could you NOT beleive me????? Also, if you send this to 10 billion people, whoever you like will screw your brains out!!! BUT, if you don’t, you will never get any, EVER!!!!! Don’t test this!!!!!

Signed,

A concerned friend

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