The LoR were relaxing in their HQ. The world was coming apart at its seams outside, with attacks from the LoLO,
      Japan, the Destroyer of Happiness, and various other threats. But today was not just any day. Today was... Saturday.
      And, as everyone knows, Saturday is the day off for heroes. So, they were taking time to help spiffy readjust to the
      Parodyverse after his long absence.

      Jarvis: Now... you know all about Lisa's... tastes... right?

      spiffy: Lisa's what? Uh... I remember she used to eat croissants...

      Jarvis: No, no... you know what I mean... "tastes"?

      spiffy: Um... you mean... not croissants?

      Jarvis: NTU, help me out here.

      NTU: See... well... spiffy, Lisa... does certain things to... entertain herself... You know?

      spiffy: You lost me.

      NTU: Visionary?

      Visionary: She... uh... well... sprinkles? Coolwhip? You get the picture?

      spiffy: Not really.

      Cheryl: Lisa likes to have sex. Lots of it. With lots of partners.

      spiffy: What??? Lisa? She was always a kind, considerate woman! Are you sure?

      Visionary: Yup.

      Space Ghost: Uh huh.

      NTU: Pretty much.

      Jarvis: OH yeah.

      spiffy: Whoa... wonder how that happened... well, at least that's pretty much the most dramatic change that could've
      taken place... right?

      Jarvis: Um... well... you remember that evil spiffy guy we were talking about?

      spiffy: Yes...

      Jarvis: Well, he kinda...

      Visionary: Sorta...

      DK: Well...

      Cheryl: Went at it with Lisa. She had his son, spiffy jr. That's the kid that was kidnapped a couple days ago.

      spiffy: And this was a double of me? I'm underaged! Uh... by the way, guys, can we not call him evil spiffy? It makes it
      seem like I'm the one that's evil, I guess.

      Space Ghost: So what do we call him?

      spiffy: I dunno... the Dark, Mysterious Figure?

      FFF: Oh, that's another thing we forgot to tell you about...

      Lisa: How about stiffy?

      LoR: ...

      spiffy: All righty then... what else happened?

      There was a moment of silence, then a flurry of comments.

      You joined the LoLO!

      NTU died, then came back to life!

      Banjooo went off to space!

      Jarvis lost his powers!

      Starseed's dead! Space Ghost killed him!

      You wore a fern!

      spiffy: Ahhhh!!! Nooo!! Too many changes! Must leave!!!!

      With that, spiffy ran screaming out of the room. The remaining heroes sat in uncomfortable silence.

      Jarvis: Well, that went pretty well...

      FFF: Yeah, whatever... we should probably go after him.

      So, the LoR split up to find spiffy. After a while, Space Ghost found him.

      Space Ghost: spiffy! There you are! Listen, we didn't mean to overwhelm you, it's just that a lot of stuff's been going
      on... wait a second... you weren't wearing a fern a minute ago...

      spiffy: Wasn't I? Well... I must have forgotten it in my room... that's right... I went to my room to get my fern.. you'll
      have to excuse me now.

      Space Ghost: Wait, we want to talk to you... nuts, he's gone. Next time, I should run after him, then talk.

      So, they continued looking for him. Eventually, Cheryl found him in a dark corner.

      Cheryl: spiffy, there you are! You shouldn't have run away from Space Ghost like that. We just want to help you
      readjust.

      spiffy looked up at her, confused.

      spiffy: What? I didn't see Space Ghost. I've been curled up here the whole time, trying to get into the Happy Place. But
      for some reason, I can't.

      Cheryl: But... he talked to you... oooh, that lousy Ghost. He must be drunk again. Let's take you back to the rest of the
      gang, and we can talk some more.

      So, the LoR managed to fill spiffy in on what had happened without many more similar incidents.