A story that fits whereever it must in continuity...
 Thursday, 05-Nov-98 22:07:23

      208.255.204.33 writes:

      spiffy's REVENGE....

      *Cut in over Larry's Lanes(Was that the name??). We see a figure, clad in all black, wearing a fern, fly over the
      building, spit on it, then blow it up with a flick of the wrist.*

       spiffy: Show those jerks to leave me out of the bowling league.....

      *Larry himself climbs out, the sole survivor*

      Larry: Damn! Again!!! Every time I let those damn BZLers play here! EVERY DAMN TIME!!! Ah well, Mother
      always said I should take it easier....

      *Flash to the BZL*

      *Banjooooo sits there listening to the news (on NPR, of course) on his walkman while everyone else does their BZL
      stuff*

      *A startled expression comes over him and he rips the headphones off his head and runs to everyone else*

      Banjooooo: Hey guys, come quick!!!

      *Noone responds, too engrossed in their own activities*

      Banjooooo: Damn....*runs over to Donar, watching TV* Hey Donar, you've gotta help me, spiffy just blew up that
      bowling alley!!!

      Donar: *Engrossed in TV* Nay, not now! Methinks Dawson is enraptured with the fair maiden Joey, and doth intend
      to reveal his feelings to her this very night! I shalt not miss this momentous occasion!

      Banjooooo: Yeah, ok....*runs over to Lisa and Jarvis's room* Guys, you gotta hel---Did I come at a bad time?

      Lisa and Jarvis: YES!!!

      Banjooooo: I'll just be leaving now.... *backs out of the room* Hm... who else... Space Ghost! I think he's babysitting
      now! *hurries over to the BZL's nursery*

      *Inside, Baby Wondy has ripped of SG's arm and is beating him with it. SG is trying to activate his Spank Ray with his
      teeth, but it's not working*

      Space Ghost: AHHHHH!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!! Ooh, I feel lightheaded... loss of blood... ooooohhhh *passes out,
      Baby Wondy starts nibbling on his arm*

      Banjooooo: Ok, I guess not..... What's Visionary up to? *scurries to Visionary's room, in which he's writing a letter to
      Kurt Busiek*

      Visionary: Hmm... Dear Mr Busiek... You ruined my favorite character. DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!!! I hope
      you burn in hell and rot forever. Love, Visionary. I mean Adam. I mean Visionary. Whatever.

      Banjooooo: Maybe it's best not to bother him now......

      *searches for any other BZLers, but to no avail*

      Banjooooo: Ahhh... screw it. I'm tired. I wonder what's on after Dawson's Creek...

      THE END

      Banjooooo
      King of the Sea Monkeys
      I want a fan club! Who wants to start it??