The BZL’ers were all stuffed to bursting with turkey and pumpkin pie. They weren’t moving for love or money. Even Lisa was uncharacteristically languid.

"Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh...to much turkey," she said as she rolled over.

"BLECH!" was Space Ghost’s reply.

Meanwhile, outside LL mansion...

"Yes, it’s the Precious! The Precious! The Precious!" Gollum shrieked.

A shadowy figure reached out and patted Gollum on the head.

"Indeed, good Gollum. It’s the Precious. And it’s in there, inside LL mansion. All you have to do is go in there—and kill the Lair Legion.

Lisa was delighted with her new ring. If only Jarvis wouldn't ask her to married with him …it'd been a fantastic present. "Men, always thinking in weddings!" Lisa sighted. "Well, if one day I'm short of money…Cool Whip is too expensive nowadays and now the cute Bubba is here, hehehe"

Outside the Lair, a grotesque cute being with a mad look in his eye was looking at her.

"It's mine, it's mine. My Precioouussssssssss," salivating sickly Gollum said.

"Nope, she is mine, That sibylline sis of mine. And without Lisa "the Avocatrix" all the LL are going to be easily defeated. HA . HA. HA. HA. HA. . Come on Gollum get her," A shadowy figure known like "The cute as a button" said. "Now my sick prose would be edited!"

"Yessssss, eat their bones, play sickly with their flessssh. Gollum likesssssss the play!. The Preciousssssssss! The Precioussssssssss!"

Outside LL headquarters...

Moo: He works for me!

The Necromancer: No me!

Bilbo Baggins: Me!

Necromancer: ENOUGH!!

The Necromancer raises his hands and incinerates Bilbo Baggins. As for Moo, she is telported away.

Necromancer: That's better. Go get them Gollum.

Gollum: YESSSSSS!!!! THE PRECIOUSSSSS!!!!

On a hill overlooking the scene...

Zemo: Great scott! Thats Gollum and the Necromancer! Errrr...I hated that book...

underling: But the Hobbit’s a classic.

Zemo: So is your death!

Zemo butchers the underling with his sword.

Zemo: Still though, they may be of some use to me. After all, if they kill the Lair Legion, they’ll be saving me a lot of trouble. Plus I can always kill them later...