(the setting: a bus filled with all of the BZL regulars.)

Lisa: 29 jugs of coolwhip on the wall,99 jugs of Coolwhip, ya’ pass it round eat it down, now there’s 28 jugs of coolwhip—

Banjoooooo!: Shut up!!!!!

Lisa: No you shut up!!!!

Banjooo!!: No,you!!!!!

Counselor Cheryl: Both of you shut up!!!! I’m trying to listen to the radio!!!! Mmmbop is on!!! Mmmbop.... MmmMmmMmmbop.......

Counselor Visionary: Why don’t you all be quite?????? I’m trying to drive!! And Were almost there!!!

Counselor Cheryl: Where are we going again????

Counselor Visionary: Camp Cool-whip lake.

Jarvis: Hey isn’t that the place where that kid drowned????

Counselor Visionary: Don’t ask me.I don’t know.

Starseed: (playing Tetris on Game Boy) leftleftrightrightyesyesNONONO!!!!!!! This game is enough to drive one mad!!!! Be gone I say!!! Be gone!!!!! (throws Game Boy out the window and hits a mysterious figure running into the woods)

Donar: Thou letseth backupeth!!!!Starseedeth could ofeth hurt somebodyeth!!!!!

Counselor Visionary: Speak english son!!!!!!!!

(the bus backs up and everyone gets out of bus)

Starseed: That person was here a minute ago!!!!!

Lisa: Where did he go?????

Jarvis: Maybe he walked into the woods.

(Cut to the inner woods.That creepy Friday the 13^th theme starts to play.A mysterious figure is looking out at the BZL posters)

Counselor Cheryl: That’s weird.

Banjooooo!!!: Maybe he had to go.It happens.

(Leaves rustle)

Jarvis: What was that??????

(Leaves rustle some more.Friday the 13^th theme plays)

Counselor Visionary: It’s coming from back there.I’m gonna go see what’s goin’ on.

(Visionary runs into the woods.The mysterious figure walks toward him.)

Visionary: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

(where we last left off)

Visionary: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheryl: gasp!!!!! Visionary’s in trouble!!!!!

(Cheryl and everyone else runs back to see what happened to Visionary)

Lisa: OH MY GOD.

Jarvis: Uhhhhh.......(Jarvis faints)

Banjooooooo!!!: Uh-oh....gonna hurl......(Banjooooo! hurls)

Cheryl: he’s...............he’s................... he’s............he’s...................he’s............

Visionary: Damn dog pooped on my new shoes!!!!!!!! Stupid mutt!!!! (Vizh kicks dog into orbit) Do you have any idea how hard it’s gonna be to get this crap off of my shoes?????????I’ll be scrubbing for weeks!!!!!!!!

Cheryl: Calm down honey.Let’s get back to the car.

Lisa: Jarvis? Jarvis! Get up !!! We’re leaving!!!!

Jarvis: But the poop...on the shoes........goodness...

(mysterious figure is watching Jarv and Lisa)

Lisa: Awwwwwww....poor Jarvis.......I’ll carry you back to the car...

(leaves rustle)

Jarvis: GAAH!!! It’s the doggy poop again!!!!

(Friday the 13^th theme plays)

Lisa: Don’t worry.Let’s go back to the car... (Lisa puts Jarvis on her shoulder and starts to carry him back to the car,the mysterious figure is right behind them)

Jarvis: Thank goodness that the poop wasn’t on my shoes...uh-oh.....Lisa run!!!!!!!

Lisa: What is it!!!!

Jarvis: Somebody’s chasing us!!!! RUN!!!!!

(Lisa turns around)

Lisa: See? There’s nothing there.......

Jarvis: I could of sworn that something was there.......

Lisa: C’mon, let’s get back to the car before they leave us........ (Lisa and Jarvis walk back to car, mysterious figure runs off into the woods)

(an hour later)

Visionary: Okay kids,here we are, Camp Cool Whip Lake......

(mysterious figure watches on as the BZL posters get out of the car)

Cheryl: Kids,isn’t this going to be sooooooo much fun????

(Friday the 13^th theme plays)

Starseed: (looking suspisiously)Yeah Cheryl,(looks into woods)tons of fun.

(Friday the 13^th music plays as mysterious figure is looking at everybody)

Visionary: Alright little troopers!!!!!! Time to go hiking!!!!!!

Campers: Awwwwwwwwwwwww......

(Everyone walks off into the woods)

Visionary: Okay children,you see that tall thing over there???? It’s a—It’s a--.....Hang on, I know it’s made of wood....It’s tall and has green things.....

Cheryl: A tree?????

Visionary: Oh yeah, that’s right. And that big thing with all the wet stuff in it.......It’s large and you swim in it......a...a....a....a....a...a...

Cheryl: A lake??

Visionary: Thank you!!!! Cheryl, what would I be without you?????

Cheryl: Lost.

(Visionary and Cheryl begin to talk about nonsense)

Starseed: YAAAAAWN!!!!! Are counselors are so boring.

Pegasus: I know. Visionary’s mentally impaired or something.......

Jarvis: No, he’s just plain stupid.

(Friday the 13^th theme starts up)

Lisa: What is that music????

Banjoooooo!!!: I don’t know.

spiffy: But it’s kind of catchy.........kk-kk-kk-kk,kk-ma-ma-ma..

(figure watches the group)

Banjooo!!!: No,it goes like this:My heart will,go onnnnnnnnnn........

(figure walks closer)

Jarvis: No!!!!!! It’s: Mmbop,Mm-Mm-Mm....

Starseed: No!!!!!! It’s: Spider Man, spider man,

(figure walks even closer)

Visionary: What’s that thing ???? It’s blue......And has white stuff.....It’s above us....

Cheryl: The sky???????

Visionary: Yeah!!! Your a genius hone—

(mysterious figure appears)

MYSTERIOUS FIGURE: You're aLL DoOMed!!!!!!!

wrinkly old man: YoOoOoUuUUr AlLLLL dOOmEDD!!!!

Visionary: GAAH!!!

(silence)

Visionary: ................

wrinkly old man: ........

Visionary: ............

wrinkly old man: ..........

Visionary: .............

wrinkly old man: But really, you're all doomed. This parody has been going on too long. It has to end.

Visionary: Tell me more old wrinkly man!!!!! (the campfire)

wrinkly old man: Okay, Space Ghost is writing this parody.

(mysterious figure is watching from the bushes)

wrinkly old man: And we all know how lazy Space Ghost is. He can’t even put his pants on!!!!!

(Friday the 13^th theme plays)

wrinkly old man: Well, he’s so lazy, that he keeps forgetting to continue this parody!!!

(Mysterious figure approaches)

Wrinkly old man: So this parody will go on and on forever and you will be stuck in this parody forever!!!

Everybody: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

(mysterious figure walks closer)

wrinkly old man: and that’s how your all going to be doomed!!!!!!!

(mysterious figure pops up)

Space Ghost: Hello.

Everybody: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

Space Ghost: Is this wrinkled old man causing you trouble????

Starseed: Yes!!! He said you were lazy!!!

Space Ghost: Me?? Lazy?? No.

Jarvis: He said you didn’t wear pants either!!!

Space Ghost: Well I’m wearing pants right now, aren’t I???

Yo: He IS wearing pants........

Lisa: The old man lied to us!!! He’s the killer!!!

Get him!!!

Space Ghost: Lisa!!! Calm down, don’t hurt the old fart.....

wrinkly old man: He’s lying!!!! He’s evil!!! EVIL!!

Space Ghost: Don’t listen to him!!!!!

wrinkly old man: No!!! He’ll kill you all!! He’s really (wrinkly old man gets the Spank Ray) GAAH!!

Banjooo!!!: You killed him!!!!!

Cheryl: Why Space Ghost??? Why????

(Space Ghost smiles)

Cheryl: Answer me!!!

(Space Ghost laughs evily)

Cheryl: Dammit,I said answer me!!!!

Space Ghost: Well Cheryl, it’s a long story.......

Cheryl: I wanna hear it!!!

Space Ghost: Ya’ see, it goes something like this....SPAAAAAAANK RAAAAAAAY!!!!!

CheryL: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!(Cheryl dies)

Donar: Damneth!!! You killedeth Cheryleth you bastardeth!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! (Donar dies) (Space Ghost takes his pants off)

Spiffy: Run!!!!!!!!

(everybody runs away, but Space Ghost stays by the campfire)

Space Ghost: Hmph.....heh....heh.heh...hehhehheh... HAHA!!!!....HAHAHA!!!!........HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Space Ghost puts on a hockey mask)

SpaceGhost: The Hunt Begins. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Joe Bob Briggs: Okay, we just viewed "Tuesday the 12^th", a dumb ass

flick in my opinion. Directed by, Produced by, and starring Space Ghost. Time for the drive in totals:

3 dead bodies

no kung fu

1 pantsless talk show host turned killer

no earthquakes

no spiders

no pornography

no shower

1 wrinkly old dude

no sex

no 50-pound trout

Joe Bob Briggs: So Joe BoB gives it:no stars.

Space Ghost: JOE BOB!!!!

Joe Bob Briggs: Who goes there???

Space Ghost: Don’t worry, Bob joe. Tis me,Space Ghost!!!!

Joe Bob Briggs: Who sent you here??

Space Ghost: Our boss, TED TURNER.

Joe Bob: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Did he send you to kill me?????

Space Ghost: No, he sent me to take your job.

Joe Bob: NOOOOOOOO—ah, to hell with it. I’m going to Dairy Queen.

Space Ghost: Heh heh Welcome to MonsterVision on TNT with your host, SPACE GHOST!!!! Were going to watch......... "Don’t tell Mom the Babysitter’s dead" ????? Forget that!!!!! I’m going to dairy queen!!!! Wait up Joe Bob!!!!!