Visionary Meets His Successor
Friday, 06-Nov-98 11:24:48
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"Psssst. Hey, Visionary!" Adam said,
shaking the sleeping Lair Legionnaire. "Will you wake up already? I'd like
to
keep this kinda short."
Visionary winced against the light as he opened his eyes. "Aw crap..." he said upon seeing his creator.
"You remember me! I'm touched." Adam replied with a smile.
"Where are we?" Visionary said, looking
around the completely blank landscape. Nothing was visible in any directions,
just a unending field of white. "I'm
not dead, am I?"
"Nah, just dreaming." Adam replied. "This
was the easiest way to talk to you without me entering the Parodyverse.
Now, let's get on with this." Adam began
pacing. "Certain things have happened recently and... well... there's no
easy
way to say this..." He took a deep breath.
"You're no longer going to be my alter ego. At least for the foreseeable
future." he added.
Visionary sat there with a dumbfounded expression (one which he was quite good at.) "I... I'm not?"
"You see, you were created as an homage
to a character that's recently been..." Adam paused. "Well, it's much too
complicated to go into." He resumed
pacing. "Anyway, don't worry too much... You'll still be kicking around
the
Parodyverse."
"But... but I'll just be a character... like Blofish or Lo-chi. Not an actual poster..."
"Yes... technically, that's true..."
Adam said evasively. "But those characters do all right for themselves.
Besides, you're
well established as comic-relief. I'm
sure you'll do fine on your own. If all else fails, I'll still be writing
about you."
Visionary looked unconvinced. "So, if you're no longer going to be me, who will you be?"
Adam gave a polite cough. "I'd planned
to get to that some other time, but I suppose we might as well get this
out of
the way..." He paused dramatically.
"Visionary, meet... The Apostate!"
A hazy, indistinct figure materialized out of the surrounding emptiness.
"Er... the what?" Visionary asked, trying to make out some details of the man, if a man was what it was.
"The Apostate." Adam answered. "It means one who abandons a faith or loyalty."
"How come I wasn't 'The Visionary'?"
"Because that makes you sound like some kind of stuck-up fortune teller."
Visionary studied the hazy figure. He thought he detected a certain malevolence from it. "Not very talkative, is he?"
"He's not as established as you." Adam
answered. "Plus, being an offshoot of my bitter feelings and crushed beliefs,
he's a bit on the anti-social side.
I'm sure he'll loosen up eventually." Adam checked his pocket watch. "Well,
this has
been a truly awful day for me, so if
you'll excuse me..." he turned and walked into the nothingness. "You two
play nice,
now." he called over his shoulder as
he disappeared.
Visionary smiled at his malevolent replacement. "Soooo... You like football?" he asked to break the awkward silence.
The Apostate lunged at him with frightening
speed, shoving Visionary backwards. Suddenly, Visionary found himself
falling through the void.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu--"
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-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!" Visionary screamed,
sitting straight up in bed. His heart was
hammering in his chest, and he was sweating
profusely.
"Did you say something, dear?" Cheryl mumbled, half asleep.
"WHA.. HOWDID... WHEREIS..." Visionary stammered.
Cheryl sat up. "Jeez, something really spooked you. That must have been some nightmare."
"Nightmare?" Visionary asked, looking around.
"What was it about?"
"I think... there was this guy... I was falling..." Visionary furrowed his brow. "I really don't remember."
"Well, try and get some sleep." Cheryl said, rolling over. "It was just a dream, after all."
Visionary laid down again and pulled
the covers up under his chin. For some reason, he couldn't help feeling
smaller
and more insignificant than usual. It
was very late before he managed to fall back to sleep.
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Outside, a lone figure stood under the
streetlights, watching the condo. He didn't care what their creator wanted.
As far
as he was concerned, there was only
room for one of them at Baron Zemo's Lair. With a sneer of contempt, The
Apostate turned and strode off into
the Parodyverse night to make his place in this world.