The wacky and zany adventures of Baron Zemo in 1939.

      In 1939, before Baron Zemo (me) became a super villain....

      officer: Herr Baron, der Red Skull wants your progress report on the
      Medusa Cannon.

      Zemo: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M READY?! Tell Herr Skull to wait! That
      asshole can afford to!

      SS colonol: But sir, the skull said...

      BLASHH!!

      SS colonol: ARRRRRR!!!!!

      Zemo: Well waht do you know....It works! Guards, take this fool's
      body away.

      guard: Yes sir!

      Commander: Are you sure that was wise sir? The Fuher won't like...

      Zemo: I don't care about the Fuher! I'm going to kill the fool and
      take the government for myself! No one can stop me!

      In 1998....

      Zemo: At last! The cannon is complete! Guard! Tell the skull....wha?
      Guard?!

      Zemo looks at his lab. Instead of being clean as he left it it was
      covered with cob webs, rusty, and rotting away. Broken down machinery
      was everywhere.

      Zemo: Wait a mintue...What year is it?

      Zemo walks over to his callender.

      Zemo: 1998?! It took that long to build a lousy cannon?! What will
      the master say?

      Jarvis: Uh...Zemo? The Nazis lost the war.

      Zemo: What?! But what about the Reich?! I was going to take it over
      and...Ah well. I had a feeling they would lose.

      Jarvis: Dead or dying. Either that in a nursing home.

      Zemo: Errrr....how come I didn't age?

      Jarvis: Compound X.

      Zemo: Damn formula! Now this cannon has no meaning to it!

      Zemo walks over to the cannon and kicks it. He then looks down at his
      uniform. It is all dusty and worn away.

      Zemo: DAMN! I paid good money for this cheap thing! Peace of crap!

      Jarvis: It hasn't been washed in 53 years.

      Zemo: Ewwww.....Still! Thats not the point! I paid money! Do you
      hear?!

      Jarvis: Oh shut up....

      Zemo: Jerk. Oh well. I guess its time to move on. Now to get a change
      of clothes and catch up on history.

      Zemo does just that. He is in for a shocking surprise when he
      discovers the horrors that Bill Clinton, Kenneth Starr, and Monica
      Lewinski have commtited.

      Zemo: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'minmyhappyplaceI'minmyhappyplace......

      Be here next time for another adventure Zemo has in World War II!

      Next....BARON BLOOD VISITS THE DENTIST!!!