The wacky and zany adventures of Baron Zemo in 1939..Starring the Lair Legion! One day in 1998.... Zemo: At last! My time machine is complete! Now I can go back to 1939 and change the course of history! Jarvis and the legion walk in. Jarvis: OOH! Let me see..... Zemo: Don't touch that button! Jarvis: Oh come on... Jarvis touches the button and his league (as well as himself) dissapear. Zemo: Errrrrrr....They went back in time! Those stupid...Wait a minute....my past self will deal with them. Mwhahahahahahaha! In 1939... Zemo: Load up the cannon! We must... Jarvis and the league suddenly appear in the middle of the room. Zemo: Wha? GUARDS! CLICK! Jarvis: (Raising his hands in the air) Something tells me I shouldn't of touches that button... Lisa: You idiot! Starseed: Nazis?! We mjust be back in World War II! Moon Knight: Really? I never would have guessed. Lisa: hey look its Zemo! Jarvis: Spiffy uniform he's got on.... spiffy: Are you talking to me Jarvis... Jarvis: No spiffy... Zemo: The fools no my name! Guards shoot them! Jarvis: I hate time machines... Zemo: Did you say you got here by time machine? Jarvis: Yep. Zemo: DON'T SHOOT! If you weirdos would come with me.... Zemo leads Jarvis and his group into the next room. Two guards with machine guns lurk behind. Zemo pulls a tarp off something. Zemo: You fools say you got here in a time machine. Did it look like this? Jarvis: Ya it did! Just with some more parts. It looked fancier to. Zemo: Interesting. I've been working on this piece of crap for years. No matter what I do, it won't work! Lisa: Tough brake man... Zemo: SHUT UP! Blundering Man: He sounds like the Zemo we know. Zemo: Did you say Zemo? BM: NO! Zemo: Good. Heres the deal. You complete my time machine, and I send you back to your time. If you don't, then Franz and Joseph here will have a good time pumping you full of lead. Jarvis: But we don't..... Zemo: YOU have one hour. If its not done your finished. HV: What an ironic statement. Zemo: Now if you excuse me, my dog awaits. Jarvis: His dog? Franz: Get to work! Jarvis: All right all right! spiffy, go get that box of parts. spiffy: We'll never figure it out. Lisa: We can try fern head! An hour later... Zemo: Are you done? Jarvis steps back to reveal a demented looking time machine. Zemo: Are you sure thats right design? It looks strange... Jarvis: We think it works.... Zemo: You THINK it works? Jarvis: We know it works. Zemo: Lets test it then. Send this apple back to 1920. Jarvis: DOH! Jarvis and the league fool around with their contraption. A minute later the apple is front of the time machine. Jarvis: Ok its ready. Now all I have to do is press 1920 and enter. The apple vanishes. Jarvis: It WORKED! Lisa: It worked! It worked?! Zemo: Excellent! Jarvis: Can we go back now? Zemo: Nope. To many witnesses. Franz, Joseph..kill them. BM: Now he's really starting to act like Zemo... Joseph: Goodbye you swines... Starseed: Oh shut up.....GAAAHHHHHHHH!!! The beam spits out of Starseed and slaps Joseph in the head. Joseph: OOOFFFF!!! Starseed: I hate Nazis.. In the confusion Jarvis grabs Franz and takes his machine gun. Zemo: Well I'll be! You have powers! Can I do some experiments on you? Lisa: Why of course... Jarvis: Quiet Lisa! No Zemo, you can't! Now shut up or you die! Zemo: GUARDS! Jarvis: Oh crap... Starseed: Quick! The time machine! Jarvis turns around and types in a date on the time machine. The league glows then dissapears. Zemo's guards then rush in. Guard: Yes my commandant? Zemo: You fool! Your to late! They're gone! You hear?! Gone! They could be anywhere now! Guard: Uh..who? Zemo: Never mind! I'm through with time machines! With that Zemo throws the tarp back onto the machine and walks away. The league's present location.... Officer Murdoch: Lower the life boats! Lightoller: Women and children only! Wilde: Come back here! guy: Every man for himself! women: Ahhhhhhh!!! Moody: Cut those bloody falls! Smith: Were sinking! Ismany: This ship can't sink! Andrews: NO! Preist: Praise the lord! Lisa: Uh....Jarvis? Could you kindly tell me what date you typed in on the machine? Jarvis: I thought I typed in 98...then again I was in a hurry... Starseed: Of all the luck... BM: Its all right with me. I've always wanted to see Titanic.... The End?