A stupid little tale of the GAAAHHHH!!!! League! Mindless violence within! GAAAAAHHH!!! Headquarters was not the usual lively place it had been in the past. The entire group merely lay around, just lounging. They had to face the facts: they were bored. There was simply nothing to do. Blundering Man: I'm bored... Archangel: There's nothing to do... Stu the Disgruntled Greek: Maaaahhhhmmm... The other Leaguers flashed Stu a look of confusion. Stu: Sorry...got carried away... Suddenly, Starseed, the Supreme GAAAHHH!!! burst into the room. Starseed: I've just received some bad news, everyone...*dramatic pause*...the Anti GAAAHHH!!! Foundation is in town! The other Leaguers: ...... Blundering Man: Huh? Starseed: you know...the Anti GAAHHH!!! Foundation. Founded by Capwolf. Stu: Oh...that. I thought he said it was a joke. Starseed: Oops! Forgot about that. What'll we do now? Archangel: Let's go after him anyway! We're guaranteed a victory if we're only up against one guy! Donar: Verily, Archangel speak'st the truth! Starseed: Then it's decided! Let's find excitement the pointlessly violent way! Stu: Hoo-weeee!!!
Meanwhile, Capwolf sat in his home, flipping through the channels on his television set. He didnt' find anything worthwhile to watch. He, too, was bored. Little did he know that that was about to change. Capwolf: I'm paying for FIVE Christian stations?! That's absurd! *KRAKA-THOOM!* Starseed and the rest of the GAAHHH!!! League entered Capwolf's humble abode throught the large hole Donar had blasted in the wall. Capwolf: Holy--! Starseed: Yes, capwolf, it is I, Starseed! My GAAAHHHH!!! League and I have come to put an end to your crimes! Capwolf: Er...what crimes? Stu: Don't play dumb with us! Donar: Dost thou no comprehend the blight caused by thine actions? Capwolf: Not really... Starseed: Well, neither do we! but we don't like that there's an Anti GAAHHH!! Foundation, so we're gonna thrash you anyway! Capwolf: Bu the Anti GAAHH!!! Foundation was a joke! I told you that! Archangel: Tough cookies, Capwolf! We're bored and this is all we could think of to do! Donar: Tough cookies indeed! Starseed: GAAAHHH!!! League GAAAHHHssemble!!! Starseed charged a GAAAHHH!! Blast. Donar readied Mjalcom. Archangel took to the skies. Blundering Man and Stu closed in. Capwolf: Why are you doing this? Starseed: Why do any of us do what we do? The universe is random, pointless. And soo is the GAAHHH!!!! League! So don't ask dumb questions! Capwolf: WAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH!!!! BAM!POW!KRAKA-THOOM!ZASH!ZAP!CHOOM!BA-DOOM!
