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"Marked by a lack of ideas or intelligence: Stupid, Inane" Sunday, 05-Mar-2000 21:29:43
“Vain?” Yo asked. “No” Visionary answered. “Virginal?” “Not any more” “Velvet?” “I think Mel Torme’s already got that one...” “Vengeful?” “Not really me” Visionary answered. “True.” Yo replied happily. “Vesperal?” “Sounds neat... but doesn’t mean much.” “Vivacious?” “Don’t think so.” “Valiant?” “Hmmm....” Visionary said thoughtfully. “I kinda like that one...” “I’m almost afraid to ask...” Lisa chimed in, “but what are you two up to now?” “Yo’s helping me pick an adjective.” Visionary answered. “What is it meaning...” Yo asked curiously, flipping through the dictionary, “vasectomized?” “Ummm... Skip it” Visionary answered quickly. Lisa shook her head. “An adjective?” “Like “Dynamic” Donar and “Diabolical” Dr. Moo.” Visionary answered. “An adjective.” “Vatic?” Yo asked. “What does that have as the definition?” Visionary inquired. “Prophetic, oracular.” Yo read. Visionary shook his head. “Too redundant.” Lisa snorted. “Hey! It would be!” He turned to Yo. “Read her the definition of my name!” Yo flipped to the page. “One whose ideas or projects are impractical” Yo read. “Uh... Is that right?” Visionary said, looking over his shoulder. “Read another one of the definitions...” “Of the nature of a vision” Yo read happily. “Imaginary, Unreal” “It does not say that!” Visionary said, snatching the dictionary to see for himself. “Aw, crap...” he said as he read. “But I’m real, dammit!!! What the hell does this ‘Webster’ guy know, anyway?” “He is also saying that you are ‘dreamy’...” Yo pointed out helpfully. Lisa chuckled. “I think he’s right, Yo...” she said as she turned to leave the room. “That Webster guy didn’t know what he was talking about. I’ll leave you and ‘The Vacuous Visionary’ alone...” Visionary scowled at her retreating backside. “I am liking the sound of that one.” Yo said helpfully. "What? Vacuous?" Visionary asked. “Hmmm... it does roll off the tongue, doesn’t it?” "And is quite fitting too" Yo decided happily, clapping him on the back in congratulations. "It is being settled then" he added, then quickly wandered off to join Lisa. "Yes… uh… quite" Visionary agreed sagely. He waited all of six seconds after the Thought Being had left the room to dive for the dictionary and quickly flip through the pages. "Vacillate… Vacuity… Vacuole…" "HEY!!!" From... um... This one I really have no idea about. |
| It's Visionary's last night here, and all he has are these lousy reposts... (Visionary) (05-Mar-2000 21:13:16) |
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