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Dancer’s first appearance and secret origin was in a story by the insanely talented Hooded Hood, which was called Untold Tales of the Lair Legion (well almost): Dancing in the Dark, or Good Things Come in Little Boxes, Bad Things Drive Up in Removal Vans

Dancer #1: Debut of the Dancer - Dancer makes the world safe for packed lunches everywhere

Dancer #2: Rampage of the Giant Killer Turnip - It’s only the second issue, and already Dancer is doing a nude scene

Dancer #3: The Legion of Super-Pets - spiffy teaches Dancer all he knows about crimefighting, and then afterwards, in the second line of the story, danger strikes

Dancer #4: The First Annual Superhero Charitython - the heroes of the Parodyverse do their bit for charity and get zapped to an alien planet

Dancer #5: Slaves of the Slimy Slaver LoveToad of Frammistat Eight - by a vote of everyone else to Lisa, the heroines of the Parodyverse decide not to join the LoveToad’s harem

Dancer #6: I Was a Waitress at a Supervillain Bar - Dancer finds herself surrounded by baddies, and only Sarah Shepherdson can save her!

Dancer #7: Whose Bed? - Dancer wakes up beside a strangely familiar man just before his girlfriend walks in

Dancer #8: Miss Veal - When terrorists interrupt the catering of a society fundraiser Dancer has to do drastic things with a swimming pool

Dancer/Supergirl Special #1 - This was written to help out with a crossover story done by CrazySugarFreakBoy!

Dancer #9: Baron Zemo Strikes! - Poor Sarah has a tough day as an archvillain orders chocolate chip cookies and world domination

Dancer #10: Say Hello to the Scourge - Dancer has to join the Parodyverse’s premiere supervillain team

Dancer #11: Message from the Messenger - The Parodyverse’s most psychotic superhero has Sarah on his death list. Dancer makes him a nice cup of tea

Dancer #12: Sandwiches of the Sorcerer Supreme - Dancer meets Xander the Improbable and asks his advice on how to thaw out frozen countesses

Dancer #13: Beware the Bog Thing - Con Johnstantine arrives to complicate Dancer’s life again, and a shambling mass of walking sewage comes in not a moment too soon

Dancer #14: The Nexus of Unreality - Dancer is so far out of her depth she needs floatation devices

Dancer #15: Holy Wedlock - A nice night out for ManMan and Troia 215 goes badly wrong when they end up having to get married

Dancer #16: Enter the Archvillainess - Magenta St Evil launches her deadly plot to destroy Dancer, and starving homeless sailors almost miss out on their biscotti

Dancer #17: Trial of the Dancer - The Continuity Police finally catch up with Sarah

Dancer and the Curse of the Bodice-Rippers Romance Week Special - Only Dancer can save the Parodyverse from a fate worse than death!

Dancer #18: Honest Harry’s Intergalactic Real Estate – Let the buyer beware!

Dancer #19: The Lair Legion’s Little Problem – Dancer has to deal with superheroes aged one to seven, some of whom are not very well potty trained

Dancer #20: More on the L’il Legion – It’s the L’il Legion vs the New Battlers, and one team’s going to get a good spanking

Dancer #21: Creepy Kookiness with the Headless Huntsman – Dancer and the gang help out old man Codgerly when sinister spooks haunt his abandoned mill. Zoinks!

Dancer #22: The Glue That Binds – More spooky goings-on with the headless Huntsman, and a really scary bit with Ziles and spiffy

Dancer and the Spaghetti Wars Spaghetti Week Special #1 – The Spaghetti Wars begin, and no restaurant is safe, How can Dancer not get involved?

Dancer and the Spaghetti Wars Spaghetti Week Special #2 – The Lair Legion get into the Spaghetti Wars, but take an unexpected casualty

Dancer and the Spaghetti Wars Spaghetti Week Special # 3 – ManMan vs Laxative Man, while Dancer faces the terrible Gypsy Violin-Playing Man, Sophia Bolognia the Spaghetti Strangler, and the lethal Pizzaflingers

Dancer #23: Little Red Dancing Hood and the Big Bad Wolf – Once upon a time there was a wolf’s out sniffing for fairy tail…

Dancer #24: Dancing with the Devil in the Pale Moonlight – Dancer vs the Prince of Evil in a remarkably even contest

Dancer #25 Dancer’s Unstoppable Adversary – Magenta St Evil hatches the most evil plan an evil planner could plan, and Sarah has to go to extreme lengths to thwart it. Sort of.

Dancer #26: My Fiancée is a Knife-Wielding Elvis Fetishist – Dancer’s in trouble, and Manny says he’s not responsible. But can the dynamic duo possibly stand up to the awesome alliance of Old Mother Shepherdson and Aunt April?

Dancer #27: Dancing at the Wedding – the Marriage of ManMan and Dancer – The Liefield Lair Legion are on the rampage, and only Dancer marrying ManMan can save the day.

 Dancer #28: Dancer and the Amulet of Parodies – Sarah agrees to do Con Johnstantine a favour. You should never do that, but Sarah never learns.

Dancer #29: Dancer and the Overkill of Archvillains – Responding to reader complaints that Dancer only ever meets lame villains like Carlsbad Carl the Albino Probability Cowboy, Dancer takes on three of the toughest villains in the Parodyverse all at once.

Dancer #30: Dancer and the Bad Men – Dancer and Ziles have to save the universe before Finny discovers that Ziles has been using his jacuzzi.

Dancer #31: Dancer and the Dark Knight – Dark Knight's worst case scenarios are all exceeded when he gets to handle Dancer's induction into the Lair Legion.

Dancer #32: An Appeal on Behalf of Clapped Out Supervillains – Dancer tugs at the heartstrings, with a little help from her friends. A very little help.

Dancer #33: The Superheroine Slumber Party – Dancer's erratic chapter numbering notwithstanding, this tale reveals what happens when the heroes of the Parodyverse get together for a sleepover.

Dancer Romance Week Belated-Valentine Special Hologram Cover Edition with free condom enclosed – Dancer searches for the perfect kiss and the universe trembles.

Dancer #34: Dancer and the Sinister Superheroine Costumes – Shep and the girls fight back against exploitative sexist comics costumes.

The Dancer/spiffy April Fools Special Limited Trashcan Edition #1 & 2 (by Dancer) So there spiffy is, quietly being overwhelmed by the humdrum life of omni-mayor. And then he gets a surprise visitor...

The Dancer/spiffy April Fools Special #3: True Love Knows No Boundaries (Or Federal State Line Child Kidnapping Laws) Dancer hunts for her little sister and the bastard who ran off with her - and that means the rest of the Parodyverse's heroes get roped in too.

The Dancer/spiffy April Fools Special #4: It's Either the Flames of Passion or Somebody has Torched the Motel Kerry and spiffy's midnight adventures in the no-tell motel. Oo-er!

The Dancer/spiffy April Fools Special #5: I Want spiffy So Dead That All His Other Deaths Seem Like a Head Cold The supervillains gather to discuss what unspeakable things to do the the fern weilder, and other fun pastimes.

The Dancer/spiffy April Fools Special #6: Freinds You Choose, Families Are Hereditary (by Dancer) Dancer expalins to her mother why Kerry has run off with spiffy. Then there's light relief in the form of a super-villain.

The Dancer/spiffy April Fools Special #7: Why Am I The Only One Without Anything Attached to the Top of My Head? spiffy struggles to cope with things like being wanted by the FBI, Kerry's towel, and major supervillain attacks.

The Dancer/spiffy April Fools Special #8: I Can Explain Everything But the Frozen Yoghurt The Lair Legion track down spiffy and Kerry, only to find things have escalated.

The Dancer/spiffy April Fools Special #9: I Thought I Was Pretty Safe Just Sitting Quietly Far Away in Dullard's Corner It's a Dancer story, so sooner or later she's going to rope poor Visionary into it, right? Right..

The Dancer/spiffy April Fools Special #10: We're Pleased To Announce That Orders Have Been Given To Shoot spiffy On Sight Like the Rabid Dog He Is spiff and Kerry get to their destination, and the plot unfolds like a mouldy z-bed.

Dancer/spiffy I Really Can’t Believe We’ve Got to #11 Special: Put down the octopus and step away from the sushi bar or we come in firing. Sarah gets rescued by a massive host of guest stars and more fun is made of Killer Shrike's head decoration.

There is no #12. Shep miscounted.

Dancer/spiffy Does Anyone Even Remember This Plot Now Special #13: Nobody Loves me and My Fern Doesn’t Understand Me spiffy faces heartbreak and headache as Kerry's secret is revealed.

Dancer/spiffy Unexpected Additional Chapter That Just Insisted It Be Told Special #14 :-) : You Wouldn’t Get Me To Take Payment in Hog-Groats If You Glued Them To Your Sister and Dropped Her In a Vat of Frimblesauce! Before we get to the end we pause and take a look at some of the backstory because Shep just couldn't face sitting down to do a conclusion.

Dancer/spiffy This Started So Long Ago spiffy Used To Read These Special #15 :-) : Please Tell Me That This Is All a Nightmare and When I Wake Up I’ll Be In the Shower. Without Kerry. Many supervillains, one guilty fern-wielder, one enthusiastic arsoniast, and a very miffed Probability Dancer. The grand finale.

The Dancer/Alcheman Welcomne to the Parodyverse Special Newbie do-gooder Alcheman gets some not-so-helpful tips on superheroing.

The Dancer/Mumphrey Hassling IW Special Dancer does her bit to try and convince Sir Mumphrey Wilton to stay with the Lair Legion.

For a few extra little odd bits and pieces written by Dancer over time, just go here.

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